Teto: We have a guest today~ An old pal who Rin once had a crush on!

Len: *le gasp* I knew it.

Teto: IT'S PIKO!

Piko: Hey, homedogs. What's up, fools~?

Rin: *gasp* PIKO?

Pico: Is someone calling me?

Len: *hugs Piko* It's been a while, Wire Guy.

Piko: Sure it was, Banana Boy.

Len: Let's go do stuff, like play in a lake naked!

Piko: Or peep on girls!

Len: Or do some weird stuff in a place that looks like a mine shaft!

Piko: Or go through a girl's closet and try on their clothes!

Len: OOOOOH!

Len and Piko: *snickering*

Maki: I need to lock my door now. *goes upstairs*

Neru: Woah, there, shota boys. Who are you, Pico and Chico?

Piko: WHAT?

Len: DO NOT COMPARE US WITH THEM!

Risa: Let's put Pico in the mix, and it'll be like Pico, Chico, and-

Piko: STOOOOOOP!

Pico: What the actual hell is going on, exactly?

Piko: Who are YOU?

Pico: I'm Pico. And you?

Piko: Piko.

Nico: Wow, you both have the same name.

Piko: IMPOSSIBLE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE PIKO, AND THAT IS ME.

Pico: *cowboy accent* THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.

Piko and Pico: *growling at each other*

Mako: ...I have a feeling that this isn't going to end well...

Piko: Fine, I'll just ignore you.

Pico: Whatever, fool. I'll play with Mako-Kun instead.

Mako: ...Okay?

Later

Len: Piko, can you sleep with me?

Piko: Why?

Len: Because I'm scared to sleep alone.

Piko: Huh? I thought Kaito slept in the same room with you. There are two beds in there.

Len: Yeah, but he and the older guys went out for the night. They also said that I'm a baby. *pouts*

Piko: Fine, but can I go in the other bed?

Len: No! I'm scared! You know Kaito doesn't sleep in his own bed because I sometimes force him to be with me!

Piko: I did not know that, and I don't want to.

Len: PLEASE?

Piko: No!

Len: But I won't bother you. I'm really good in bed!

Piko: ...What...do you mean?

Len: I'll have you know that I once slept twelve hours nonstop. Please~?

Piko: Whatever.

The next day

Ayase: So, how did you guys sleep?

Doctor Lamp: *yawn* Fine. Couldn't handle Piko's yelling though.

Piko: There was a frog in there!

Rin-Chan: That must've been Froggy-Kun nya.

Magic frog: Yeah. I was bored, so I decided to hop around.

Anju: Ah, I see.

Nico: Pico-Kun, what's wrong? You're unusually quiet...

Pico: Nothin'.

Yumia: Are you sure?

Pico: I'm sure.

Konata: PIKO DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?

Piko: Yeah.

Rina: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?

Piko: Maybe.

Yuu: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?

Piko: No.

Pico: I'm just gonna go outside. *leaves*

Piko: W-wait!

Pico: Me?

Piko: Yeah, you. I was just wondering if you'd like to...you know, hang out.

Pico: Sure, that'd be great!

Erick: You sounded like you were trying to ask him out.

Piko: Shut your mouth.

Nagisa: Haha, go on and date Pico-Pii.

Piko: WE ARE NOT DATING.

Later

Pico: Are you sure we should be doing this?

Piko: I'm positive.

Pico: Why did you bring Len with us?

Piko: He wouldn't stop talking.

Len: You just made me sound like a chatterbox.

All: *climb through a window*

Piko: *opens a drawer*

Len: What's this? It's really soft.

Pico: *sniff* It smells like lavender.

Piko: To be honest, I have no clue what we're doing.

Len: That smells good.

Pico: I still don't know what it is. It's so dark.

Meiko: *opens door* What are you doing with my underwear?

Len: AHHHHHH.

Piko: AHHHHHH!

Pico: AHHHHHH!

Meiko: YOU LITTLE FOOLS!

End