Honoka: Ugh...huh? What happened?

Kotori: Honoka-Chan!

Honoka: Kotori-Chan!

Nico: There's no time to greet each other!

Luka: Last time I checked, we died.

Gumi: Ah! You're awake!

Yuu: What happened? Didn't we die?

Gumi: That's what I want to talk to you about. I managed to revive you, but you're no longer human.

Harupopo: What are we? Aliens?

Gumi: There's no other way to say this but...you're robots now. Not just any robots...you're Vocaloids now.

All who used to be human: WHAT?!

Iori: That's surprising!

Arisu: Well, I wasn't surprised.

Sakuya: Yeah yeah, of course you weren't.

Miku: Isn't it great? Now we don't have to worry about you guys getting old and dying!

Maki: Yeah. It's pretty great.

Miku: See? Even the tsundere agrees with me!

Maki: I'm not a tsundere!

Rin: Yay! This means we can be together forever and ever!

Master: You made that sound romantic.

Rin: My bad.

Len: Now, former humans, just because you're robots, it doesn't mean you should-Kaito?!

Kaito: Len-Kun!

Haku: Here we go again...

Len: *crying* B-bro! I missed you so so much! Even though I saw you three months ago, that's too long of a time to be away from you!

Kaito: *crying* I missed you as well!

Both: *hugging each other and sobbing*

Yumia: Okay...as he was saying, just because you're not human doesn't mean that you can go jump off buildings, or something like that.

Gumi: Yeah. We can't age, but we can still get hurt and die.

Rin-Chan: Ohhhhh! I get it nya!

Riko: So...now what?

Mari: *shrugs* I dunno.

Rin: Now is the time we restart our lives! We fought an evil demon, she destroyed everything, but we fixed it. Now we must do something with our time.

Rin-Chan: I'll make a speech! *clears throat*

Some time later

Rin-Chan: As president, I will give away free whoopie cushions for everyone on Tuesdays. S.O.S! Save our sense of humor nya!

Everyone else: *claps*

Rin-Chan: *bows* Thank you nya!

Yuu: Now what do we do?

Anju: Go back to whatever we did before.

Harupopo: WE HAVE TO LEAVE?

Kotone: No no, silly Harupopo! That's not what she meant!

Harupopo: Okay...

Meiko: Bakaito!

Kaito: What?

Meiko: I challenge you to a drinking contest!

Kaito: What are we supposed to be drinking?

Meiko: SAKE!

Kaito: Heck no! I'm still underage!

Meiko: Okay then. Since you're obviously not man enough to do this-

Kaito: WHOA WHOA WHOA! I AM MANLY!

Meiko: Then challenge me!

Kaito: FINE!

Kagami: Oh boy...

A few hours later

Luka: Well, that went downhill quickly.

Konata: I thought Kaito was the smart one!

Umi: Actually, he's an idiot. Anyone with eyes can see it.

Meiko: Whaaaaatttteverrrrr! I dun care 'bout you fools! *falls over*

Kaito: Ohhhhh nooooo! Meiko fellllll! What are we gonna doooooo?!

Rin: I like Kaito like this. He's funny.

Hanayo: Perhaps we should take them to go lie down.

Meiko: Nuh-uh! I am not gonna lie down!

Kaito: Isn't that what you're doing?

Meiko: Uhhh...I dunno...

Kaito: Me neither...*hic*

Gackupo: I'll take Meiko. Len, you take that other guy.

Len: But, he's too big!

Gackupo: Do it or else I'll kill you.

Len: FINE...

Meiko: I'm not going anywhere! *hic* *runs off*

Gackupo: Hey, wait! *runs after her*

Len: Come on, dude. Let's head upstairs.

Kaito: No. *hic*

Len: Kaito. Upstairs. Now.

Kaito: Nah!

Len: Dude, seriously. Come on.

Kaito: NOPE. *hic*

Len: KAITO!

Kaito: NO!

Len: Bro, stop messing around.

Kaito: NO! *hic*

Len: Fine. I'll drag you up there.

Kaito: I don't care. *hic* *drops himself*

Len: *sighs and tries to drag Kaito upstairs*

Rin-Chan: So...what should we do nya?

Hanayo: Make rice balls...?

You: I AM IN!

Nagisa: First, we make the rice~

Takeshi: I got it.

Kotori: Who are you?

Takeshi: I'm Nagisa's brother.

Kotori: Ohhhhh! Now I remember!

Nico: Wait a minute...what are you doing?

Rin: Cooking...?

Nico: YOU ARE DOING IT ALL WRONG!

Aiko: You don't have to be so rude about it.

Nico: Whatever! You will be taught to cook properly by yours truly~

Maki: Oh boy...

Meanwhile

Len: *collapses onto his bed* Finally! Gosh, you were so heavy!

Kaito: *slurred speech* I'm not heavy! I only weigh a pound!

Len: Right...I might as well stay here with you.

Kaito: Why?!

Len: Since you're drunk, you're more prone to doing something stupid.

Kaito: I'm a grown man! I don't need you to babysit me.

Len: I never said I was babysitting you!

Kaito: Shut up, Susan!

Len: My name's not Susan.

Kaito: Whatever, Steve.

Len: *sigh*

Back downstairs

Nico: RISA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Risa: I'm trying, but I don't know how to cook!

Nico: UNBELIEVABLE!

Kotone: Hey! Stop yelling!

Nico: Zip it! None of you are listening to me!

Arisu: Shut up, Nico!

Nico: *slaps Arisu*

Arisu: Ow! What the heck?

Nico: YOU SHALL NOT SAY DISRESPECTFUL THINGS TO THE ONE AND ONLY NICO-NICO-NII!

Maki: *facepalm*

Harupopo: You know, this doesn't have to be extravagant.

Nico: I have preferences, you know.

Nozomi: You're not the only one eating, Nicochi.

Nico: I don't care.

Dia: Wow...you're making too big of a deal out of this.

Riko: Like, really...

Sakuya: Whatever. Let's just ignore her. She isn't any help to anyone.

Erisu: Good idea.

Takeshi: Can someone please pass the seaweed?

Matsuura: I've got it.

Meanwhile

Len: *drinking banana juice*

Kaito: *slurred speech* You know, that's a pretty nice outfit you're wearing.

Len: Uh...thanks...?

Kaito: But it would look better off~

Len: *spits out juice* Wha...?! Why are saying such a thing so...shamelessly?!

Kaito: Well, duh. It's true.

Len: Shameless! Shameless! You need to watch what comes out your mouth!

Kaito: Gee, what's with you and calling people shameless? After all, we all have our needs~

Len: No, no, no, no, no!

Kaito: Oh, well...since you won't give yourself to me, I might as well take you!

Len: *gulp*

Back downstairs

Emi: Are we done yet?

Mimorin: We are far from finished.

Emi: Crap.

Risa: I give up! I don't even know how to cook, and yet I'm being forced to. I'm out! Peace! *gives the peace sign and leaves*

Nico: FINE! NOBODY NEEDED YOU HERE, ANYWAY.

Karenka: Why do you have to be so rude?

Nico: THAT WOMAN IS AN IMBECILE!

Karenka: HEY! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT!

Nico: WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

Karenka: EVERYTHING, THAT'S WHAT.

Nico and Karenka: *arguing*

Sonoko: *sigh* We're never gonna get this over with.

Hanamaru: Let's keep cooking without them.

Honoka: Nico-Chan's being bossy...

Miko: Yeah...

A few hours later

Everyone: ...

Miku: So...how was everyone's day?

Rin-Chan: Uh...good nya?

Len: ... *is completely out of it*

Rin: Bro...are you okay?

Len: O-of course I'm okay! W-why wouldn't I be?

Rin: Dude, you're sweating a lot. Are you sure nothing happened?

Len: Y-yes, I'm very sure.

Rin: Okay...

Arisa: So, I think we should do something interesting tomorrow.

Yukiho: Like what?

Arisa: I have no idea. Something.

Rin: I have an idea. But I'll tell you what it is tomorrow. For now, bro, come with me. *leaves*

Len: Okay. *leaves*

Yuu: I'm gonna go see.

Meanwhile

Rin: Dude, what's wrong with you?

Len: What are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with me!

Rin: I know Kaito did something to you.

Len: Okay, I confess.

Shizuku: What happened?

Len: When'd you guys get here?!

Rin: Just answer the question.

Len: Well...he...

Teto: He...?

Len: He...

Nozomi: He...?

Len: He...!

Tomoe: HE...?

Len: He...made me sing "I'm a little tea pot"!

Everyone: THAT'S IT?!

Len: Yeah...

Luka: I thought he molested you, or something.

Eli: Me too.

Tsukasa: That was overly dramatic.

Len: What do you mean, "Overly dramatic"?

Erena: We thought it was something serious.

Len: Oh.

Meiko: I'M BACK, FOOLS!

Everyone: OH BOY!

Meiko: *knocks everyone out and passes out*

End