Charmed and dangerous
It showed the five working on the charm dance. The five were holding the cookie jar. The five kids finished. E. J whispered "It looks like it worked." T. J whispered "They're charmed alright." Dreamworks said "How charming, but you'll never get my grandmas cookie jar." Then she left eating a cookie. The five kids said "Aww!"Starshine said "We've been doing that dumb dance those three taught us for weeks and it hasn't worked once. I tell you guys, they've been messing with us." "You realize that now?" Trent says. E. J said "No way, they wouldn't do that." Brenda said "We know nothing about them. Except that they abandoned us and never came to visit us in prison.""Obvious red flags." T. J said "Well that's two things we know about them." Starshine, Brenda and Trent faces deflate. Starshine sighed and said picking up the props "I really thought they were our friends. It was nice not being on our own." E. J said "Hey those three are great friends." Starshine said putting up the hat and cane up "Well, if they're so great, how come we never heard from them again, hmm?" There was a knock at the door. "Ooh, maybe that's your dear friend the China trio now." She opened the door to see the three She looks unimpressed. "China trio!" The three went inside. Cuphead said "Shh! Keep it down, will ya? We're being chased by an angry mob." "Of course you three are."y Mugman said "Yep, an angry mob. All those chumps who gave me free stuff? Well, they started to catch on that we were scamming 'em. Apparently, they got a problem with that." Chalice said "So we thought we could stay here, since we had such a great time last time." The five groaned after they got punched in the shoulder. Brenda said "Some great time! You ditched us! Whammo, you're gone! And we wind up at the big house." Cuphead said "The big house? Gee, I had no idea." He sighed "Gosh, fellas, I'm sorry I got you tossed in the hoosegow." Starshine said ""Sorry" won't bring us back so many cold, cold nights in the slammer." They all labeled the jail "The crowbar hotel." "The pokey." "The clink." The stony lonesome." The convict condo! The zoo for criminals." Cuphead daid "The ol' hooba-dooba." E. J said "Yeah! The old... hooba-dooba?" "I had a kidney stone in my mouth!!" Trent yells. Starshine said "At least you didn't eat it. And what the heck is that?" Mug man said "Well, if you never heard of it, that's your problem. Hmm!" T. J said the same "Hmm!" Chalice said "Okay, okay. The point is, you lot knocked yourselves out, cops stormed in, and I was lucky to get away. Cookies were pretty good though, huh?" Brenda said "She's got us there." Trent said "The cookies were good." Mugman said "So what'll it be, guys? Can your old pals stick around? Or are we gonna be out on our own, running from an angry mob?" Then they all heard "Angry mob?" E. J said "Uh oh." They saw the five parents angry. Evil said "That's where I draw the line." He pushed the three to the door "Get out!"Before they were outside. Chalice said "Wait! Did I mention, uh, this?" They did a tap dance routine and did a pose. Tangle said lHow-- How delightfully charming. Of course you can hide here from your mob, you three. Oh! And here, have a cookie." She handed them the cookies as they walked backwards. The five kids were shocked as they're eyes popped out of they're heads. E. J asked "How do they do that?" Maxim just walks in "Uou all are fucking idiots." He says to the adult animators and walks away. They each took theyre eyes, and screw them in like lightbulbs. Starshine said "I don't know." Cuphead asked "So, what do you lot do for fun around here?" The five smiled as they looked at each other then it showed them doing a bull riding ride. The three were bored. Cuphead said "All right, all right. I see exactly where this is going. Nowheres. Come on, fellas, huddle up." They all huddled up. "Now, we can stay here at the boring old cottage, or we can go out into the real world and live. What do you say?" The five said "We're in!" Chalice "Swell. There's a dance contest downtown. I entered us in it earlier." T. J asked "While you were running from the mob? That's right. But it's too far to walk. We're gonna need a ride." They looked over see a goat who backed up. Cuphead asked "Well, any other ideas?" They saw the cars the animators have. E. J said "But those are our parents' cars." "And we don't know how to drive." Mugman said "Ha! Nobody said anything about you guys driving." They asked "Wait what?" It showed a car going fast. Cuphead was shown driving and having fun while the five were holding on. Cuphead pointed "Look there." They looked up and saw Hilda berg. She waved. They wave back. The lot went through a cornfield. They then landed on something they saw that they were on train tracks. They heard a train whistle. They look back. They saw the train and they screamed. Cuphead tried to start the car. But they got crashed right into the dance contest and the car was back together perfectly. The lot walked through the door smiling. Chalice was holding the trophy for first place "That was swell! We usually charm our way into first place alone, but we did that one together. It's kinda nice not being on our own, and we could do it all again tomorrow. And the next day, and the next day, and the next day too." E. J said "See, guys? The trio is a great friend. Now, aren't you glad we let them hide here from the angry mob?" Starshine said "Angry mob? Hmm." Then she grabbed them and took them into they're hideout. E. J asked "Hey what gives?" Starshine said "E. J, I'm starting to wonder if there ever was an angry mob." "Now that you mention it." Trent says. "Have we seen the mob?" T. J gasped and said "Are you calling them a liar?" Starshine said "Think about it. We've been out all day. they aren't hiding from anyone."
"Yeah," Trent agrees "Pretty sure they be still in the house and not everywhere." Chalice said "Okay. We admit it. We lied. The truth is, we... we like not being on our own. We just wanted to hang out with you dum-dums again." E. J said "Wait, so you're saying that you really did miss us?" Cuphead said "That's right, ding-dongs." The doorbell rings. T. J asked "Who could that be?" Starshine said "Oh, I don't know. Maybe that's your angry mob now." She chuckled then opened the door. The mob said "Give us Cuphead! Give us Migman! Give us--" She slammed the door. "Guys, it's for you." She heard the slamming then she ran to the others. They all glared at the three. E. J asked "So the angry mob is real?" Cuphead said "Remember when we said we were lying about the angry mob? Well, the funny thing is, we were lying about lying about the angry mob." He chuckled "We're still friends, though, right? Right?" There was banging on the door. Then the mob all grumbling. E. J said "Guys, guys! Shh!" He pointed to Evil sleeping on the chair. Sniffer said "Sorry sorry. Let's go outside." They all tiptoed outside. E. J picked up the door and said "You were saying?" Avalanche then looks around "How the hell did I get here?" Sniffer said "Angry mob for those three China." Avalanche then said "Yeah, but they didn't do anything to me." Sniffer said "Cuphead stole your gun from your holster when you weren't looking and replaced it with a hot dog." Then he turned into riot "ILL CRUSH THEM!!!" He said to the kids "Step aside, kids, we don't want you. We just want the China." The mob was chanting again. Chalice said Being the three ding-dongs was fun while it lasted. But it looks like we're on our own again." Starshine asked "On your own?" She perked her head up and snorted out a puff of smoke and said to the mob "Now listen here! Ahem. I know all of you are angry. You're an angry mob, it's in your name." They all agreed. "And it's true, the China trio are a lying, grifting, friend-abandoning thief who--" Cuphead said "Okay! Starshine, everybody! Give her a hand!" Starshine said "Not finished! But did they're dancing not bring you joy? And isn't that joy worth the cost of an eensy-weensy, little bit of money?" They all shouted "No!" Starshine laughed nervously as she backed up to the other four "Okay then." She whimpered. The five hugged in fear. Trent said "Nice try, Star, but looks like they're not buying it. Any ideas, guys? Guys?" They saw that they were gone. Starshine sighed "They ghosted again!" The gimbal machine said "Hey! His heartfelt speech was just a distraction so that she could get away!" They all yelled and grumbled. Sniffer said "Wait! We did come all this way. You want to just beat them up?" "There not who tricked Avalanche, girl!" Riot shouts in here ear. Everyone looked at each other and agreed. They began to close in on the five. E. J said as they shook "oh no" "Been nice knowing you, pals!" The pig saw the club gone from his hands "Hey, my club!" The club hit him, hits riot, and the cat who yowled. Then when they finally put the pieces together. There was a ghost and the mob screamed and ran away back to the city. The five were still shaking. Then they heard someone clear they're throat and said "Yoo-hoo." The five looked up and saw the China trio as ghosts. Cuphead said "Hiya fellas." The five said "Guys? Your g-g-g-g-g..." Chalice finished "Ghosts!" "That's right." Before they left. Mugman said "Anyway, we gotta lay low for a while, but we'll hang out again soon. Promise! Oh, and, uh, fellas?" They all asked "Yeah?" The three said "Boo." Then they poofed away. The five screamed and fell back with x's in they're eyes with they're legs in the air. Then it ended.
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