Baby cub

It opens the house then inside it showed the parents walking. Evil said "Well it's that time again." Evil stepped on they're marble game they were playing making the marbles go everywhere.
Blantados comes in after them "Why are we up so early?" Dreamworks said "So we can get our weekly wedded spa day weekend. Kids." They all came in. Dreamworks said "I'm letting you off the hook with Morris today, to see if you'll be responsible enough, for two rules. Don't touch our play button cabinet," she pointed to a cabinet full of play buttons "It's our most prized possessions." Travis rubs his chin "You think Maxim Would make a good sitter?" Dreamworks said "Maybe, and the second and most important rule. No fighting. Got it?" They all nod. Dreamworks then closed the door. Then they began to fight. With a fight cloud. They bumped into stuff but they dodged the YouTube play button cabinet then continued fighting. Starshine said "Hold it! Guys why are we fighting again?" "You know," E.J says, scratching his head "I don't remember." Brenda asked "Uh, 'cause we're not supposed to?" They all said "Right!" They continued fighting then they heard the door knock. They stopped and ran to the door. Then they put on they're best innocent acts with halos on they're heads as they opened the door. They all said "Back so soon, dearest mom and dad?" They didn't see they're parents only to find a basket. They took a note then read it ""Please take care of baby."" They looked at each other at the basket to see a baby tiger cooing. "Oh my god." Brenda said. They all said "Aw!" Starshine picked the cub up and walked in "How could someone leave something so precious?" E. J asked "Uh Starshine? What are we supposed to do with a baby?" Starshine said "We show it love, of course. Just watch and learn. Hello, baby. My name is Starshine. Can you say St..." The cub said "Mama." Starshine squealed as she looked at the others which made them confused then back at the baby "That's right, baby! That's exactly right! Boop!" Which made the cub laugh. "Who just leaves a baby at someone's door?" E.J asked Brenda said "I don't know, but one of you boys must be the dad right?" She picked the cub up and put it in E. J's hands. "What!" T. J joined in "Right dada?" E.J just looks confused. E. J smiled then the baby started crying as E. J began running around the room screaming. E. J shouted "Starshine, why's it crying?"
Starshine said "You need to burp him, E.J!" Then he try's to burp him. The cub was still crying. E.J said "I don't think it's working."
Trent said "Maybe he needs his diaper changed?" That made everyone freeze. Starshine said taking the cub "Or I could try burping him again." They all agreed. Starshine then tried to burp the baby "It's all right, baby." The baby then burped bubbles. Making Starshine surprised then said normally "Yeah. That's better." The cub said "Mama!" Trent said "Hey, it worked! Boop!" He booped it's nose. Then he got his finger bitten. "YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!" He yelled. Trent said "Did you see that?! That thing bit me!" Starshine gasped then said "Trent! Baby is not a thing. Baby is a baby." I think you lot need to learn to get along while I prepare some baby food." She placed them all on the couch. Then she walked to the kitchen. She poked her head out of the kitchen "And now, remember! All baby needs is love!" Then she went to get some food for the baby. "I'm pretty a baby's need more than that!" Trent yelled. They sat on the couch in silence as a clock ticked. They looked at the baby. E. J started making funny faces. Then he said "Peekaboo! Peekaboo!" He chuckled nervously as he saw the baby staring. "Trent, a little help here with peekaboo here?" "I don't know what to do!" E. J said "Just follow my lead." The both of them said "Peekaboo!" Then they got squirted by a seltzer bottle. The two shook off the water. Trent said "Now, baby, you know it's not polite to..." they both exclaimed "Whoa!" Then they hit a China cabinet Then they both caught some China before it broke then they placed them back to see the baby go into a room. They shouted "Baby no!" They opened the door to see that it was a closet full of old stuff. Then it fell on them. The baby came crawling out of the closet and crawled away. Then they saw the baby ripping pages out of a book. They shouted "Baby!" Only to get a book to the face. The baby laughed. Starshine took some milk out of the fridge hearing the baby "I just knew they'd get along."
E. J said "Now, baby..." they saw the baby at the play button cabinet shaking it. "The cabinet!" Trent yells. They stopped it from shaking. They sighed in relief. Trent said "Bad baby! Bad...baby?" They saw it was gone. They looked over to see it pushing the fishbowl off the piano. "Son of a!" Trent yells. E. J said "Don't do it! Easy! Easy! Easy!" The baby pushes the bowl off the piano breaking the glass and spilling water as the fish flopped around. "Son of a!" Trent yells again. E. J said "Oh come on!" He grabbed the fish as Starshine walked in "Guys! Broken glass on the floor?! Baby could get hurt!""Who do you think caused this crap!" E. J said "Well, baby broke the fish bowl!" T. J said "You were supposed to be watching baby!"
Trent said "That baby is not a normal..." they saw the baby gone from the piano "Wait. Where's baby?" "Why do we keep saying baby and not the baby?" Trent asks "I mean let's be grammatically correct here." They saw the door open then they shouted "The baby!" Starshine said "Oh that is way, better." "I know right." Trent's says. They ran outside. T. J said "Where'd it go?!" Trent said "How should I know?!" They heard a raspberry Then they saw the baby at the door. "Get them!" They ran at the door only to have it slam the door in the faces. They tried to get in. E. J said "Starshine, you gotta listen to me. Something's wrong with that baby. We gotta get rid of it." Starshine said "Not a chance, E. J. Baby needs our love!" "Your not saying it right again!" Trent says. Then he continued "What it needs is a leash."Starshine said "Guys! The way you're talking, it's like you never even wanted a baby!""We Don't!" Starshine gasped "Oh, well, then... I guess I'll do all the parenting myself. Maybe I'll get a cutie mark in doing so. And maybe you'll stop calling me blank flank!""No one calls you that!" Starshine took out her phone "Siri how many times my friends called me Blank flank behind my back?" Siri said "1,303 times.""The hell?" Starshine said "I knew it. I'll become more responsible by caring for the baby and you'll have to deal with Mr. Morris while doing parenting." "While I'm doing parenting!" Trent yells frustrated "Your grammar is awful." (This is his thing now.) "Plus you really think Morris would trust you with a baby?" E. J then shouted "Be my guest!" He then hmph'd. Starshine knocked on the door and said "Baby? Would you be a darling and open the door for Mama?" Then they heard rattling and clinking. They all gasped and shouted "Our parents YouTube play button cabinet!""Oh shit!" Trent yelled. They ran through the door to see the baby messing with the play buttons. Starshine grabbed the baby as she said "No! Bad baby! Bad!" The baby got mad and said "Mama." T. J said worried "Uh, I don't like that crazy glint in his eye." Starshine said "Oh, nonsense, T. J." "Man that's creepy." E.J said. Starshine said "Calm down. Wait right there." She left the room. The baby looked at them then looked back in the direction Starshine left. Starshine grabbed a fox with a long tail toy. Then she came back "I've had this fox since I was a tiny filly. It means the world to me." She wound up the music box built into it. "It was always there to cheer me up, and now it'll be there for you." The music box played as the cub hugged it, making Starshine smile with tears in her eyes. The cub then destroys it. Starshine gasped then shouted "I'm gonna kill that thing!" Trent then holds her back "Starshine, no it's a baby!" Starshine shouted "It's not a baby! It's a demon." They saw that the baby was gone "It's gone." The mood got spooky as they heard the baby giggling and heard the coat stand moving. They looked at each other scared. "Shit." Trent says. They start searching for the baby. They heard the piano play as they looked towards it. They heard the baby then turned to see nothing. Then they heard it again as they got water in the face. "Oh damn it!" E.J yells "I'm gonna strangle that thing!" They heard the China cabinet fall Then they dodged it. "Not the fine China!" T.J yells. Trent said "That's it! I'm calling for help." He used the house phone "Hello, Operator? Get me the police! Hello? Hello?" He saw that the wires were disconnected "He cut the line! Smart baby. I gotta admit." "Agreed." Brenda says. Then they heard clanking as they're eyes popped out of they're heads as they screamed. The other three gasped. The baby held the play buttons then threw them. They all caught them and set them down gently. Then the baby used a sledgehammer and smashed the play buttons. They all stood in horror. Starshine said "Now what do we do?" "Hey?" Trent asks "y'all here something?" (Now for the most funny part of the show) T. J said "Dresser." "...What?" Trent asked. T. J shouted pointing "Dresser!"Trent turns around "Oh Son of a-" he yells. Then they got slammed into a wall by a dresser. They popped out of the top pullout shelf. "Well," E.J starts "Never thought I'd experience that." Starshine said "Chair." E.J says "No. Dresser." He tapped a bit. Starshine said "No, Chair!" They saw a chair flying towards them. "Not agai-" They dodged the chair and landed on the flame lit chandelier looking down. Then they heard the baby and saw it with hedge clippers at the ropes beginning/end. They all shook their heads no. While shouting "Baby no!" The baby said "Mama." Then clipped it. Making them fall onto the carpet, setting it a flame as they were under the chandelier. "Oh God!" Brenda yelled. They got it off them as the parents were coming home and ducked from it. Evil said "What's this? Door ripped off its hinges?" "Everything's on fire?" Blantados adds. Travis said "Fishbowl shattered?" Dreamworks added "Fish missing?" Tangle said "Antique China in pieces?" Pete added "Dresser smashed into wall?" Then Evil shrugged "Eh, kids will be kids." He laughed until they saw the broken play buttons. "Our prized play buttons destroyed!" They looked at they're kids growling. "It was the baby." Trent said holding his hands up. They looked over to see the baby. "Awww." Blantados said. They walked over. Pete asked "This little cutie pie made all this? I don't believe it." He cooed at it then the baby ripped off his beard. "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWW!" He screams. They all said "Bad baby." The baby said with an angry look "Mama." Then it attacked all of the parents as they screamed. The five were watching as then they covered they're eyes. "that's gotta hurt." Trent said. They crawled up to they're kids and said "Kids, help us." Then they were dragged back. "That child's the devil!" E.J shouts, scared for his life. They grabbed they're parents and went into the dinning room and closed the door. They all had armor on with weapons. "Let's do this." T.J said. They opened the door to see the baby asleep. They all sigh in relief. Then they hid behind a bush as they put the baby at a house. Then one of them knocked and returned to the bush. They heard a woman say "Let's get you inside." Then the family all shook hands then they left to they're house. Then the episode ended.

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