I'm back again! Turns out, I pissed off Envy and she made me envious of the girl Karma had been stalking. I got really mad and was acting like a prat. I should go and apologize, but I think Karma is busy right now.

As always.

Now, the worst thing about being in love with someone here is that you never know whether it's real or some prank.

It could be Aphrodite or Love. 

But if it's true love, lust has no effect on you whatsoever. Once, Lust... 'lusted' (I'm not sure what the verb is) me and Karma? But nothing happened. 

Also, we're not supposed to actually do things like that, but we're the minorest of minor deities, so it doesn't matter much to anyone. 

In case you were wondering, I'm not alone today. My favorite girl's here with me: Sloth!

'Hmmm... I thought K was your fav gal.'

She's my favorite lady. You're my favourite girl.

'Mmmm...'

See, fun! Not... busy like K, not petty like You-Know-Who, not goading like Glut, or scary like Covet.

'hehehe...'

And extremely adorable.

Right, back on track. So, people have this belief that Karma strikes at nine, Anger (me) strikes at seven and so on.

The truth is, I don't strike at anything! I don't strike at all! What am I, some sort of viper to you? A snake striking to eat you? I am a beautiful man. Fun fact: all deities appear in the most attractive form when you see them, the form you like the most. 

'When do I strike?'

Never. You just sleep and make others sleep. I wish you would make En- sorry, You-Know-Who sleep. Forever.

'Hmm... I'll consider it.'

Thank you! 

I feel so tired. I think this is enough. I might just sleep for a while. 

So, bye- WAIT! Sloth? Are you doing this?

'hehehehe...'

Really? Anyway, where was I going with all this?

'I think you were about to tell them about the whole appearance thing?'

Oh yeah! So it's either attractive, or natural. Some gods/deities can control it, some can't. 

'Like me.'

Yeah! Sloth looks like a small girl! That's her natural form.

'You're not describing me properly!'

Okay, okay. 

I stared into her dark eyes, her dark hair whipping around her face, her expression pacific. She wore dark blue overalls and a white t-shirt, with dark purple shoes that somehow went together. 

'Not bad, not bad at all.'

You have quite a theme going on! Everything's dark!

'That's borderline racist, but I'll let it pass...'

Whelp, sorry!