I'm back now. For real.

After the disaster with Karma-

'You were with her again!?'

And that's Envy. My sister. One of my sisters. The youngest one. She's usually around me, and I hate it.

'Oh, so she can be there, but I can't? Ugh.'

Try to ignore her. I do, but it rarely works.

'EXCUUUUSE ME? What was that?'

You heard me! Now can you not? I'm trying to say something.

'It's all because of her. I knew it. You better stop hanging out with her, or I swear to myself.'

Okay.

So, Karma was being very distant last time and whenever I tried to get to her, she was always at Clinch High. In America. Always! 

Of all the places to be in: she chose a school.

'hmm... well, well, looks like Ang-'

I'm trying to get something done! Can you not?

'...' 

Right, so Karma's still there at Clinch right now, I might go there later and talk to her, but first, let me tell you about my disgusting family. Well, it's not that bad. Except for one person.

I wonder who?

'Y'know I'm right here. I hate Karma so much'

Thanks for the opinion. 

As I was saying, there's pride, covetousness, lust, me, gluttony, envy, and sloth.

Pride and Karma are really good passive aggressive friends. That's how I met her. 

Covetousness is the oldest, and he's rarely around. Everyone's really scared of him, so it all works out fine.

Lust is... sort of like Aphrodite's minor being. I once met Aphrodite. She was super scary and had no idea who I was. Afterwards, she realized I was like Ares (her lover) so now we're... cool? As long as I'm not the victim of 'love', I couldn't care less.

Point is, Lust is more fun and Aphrodite is like being with the Queen. You have to be cautious. With Lust, everything's an awesome game and it's cool, she enjoys what she does and blah blah. But just make sure you don't cross a line. 

Gluttony is almost everyone's favorite. Someone who goads you to do the thing you love to do anyway? Obviously! He loves being at parties. But if he's invited, we make sure that there's more food. 

Sloth is my favourite. She always takes on the form of a small girl who's sleepy and it's adorable! We're always doing nothing together and it's amazing!

And you know Envy. Irritating girl, really.

Wait.

Where is she?

I messed up.

Again.