Hello everyone. I'm here with Covetousness today.

'You can call me Covet, Anger. I know you do.'

Oh, okay.

So Covet, tell us more about yourself.

'Sure. I'm the oldest deadly sin. I'm also the most forgotten, Envy seems to take everyone's place these days.'

I agree a thousand percent.

'Heh. Well, Pride is very nice. She talks a lot; but is mostly friendly. Sloth isn't that bad. She's usually sleeping whenever I'm around. Gluttony is... well, greedy... there's no other way to describe him.'

I know right? Glut is so... glut!

'You know, you and Sloth are the only ones who don't want something.'

Uhm... I'm not following?

' I want things people have. Envy and Lust desire things. Gluttony is greedy. Pride wants appreciation or respect. Sloth doesn't want anything. Neither do you.'

Um... thanks? I guess?

'Why don't you tell me about yourself.'

Oh, it doesn't work that way-

'It does if you don't the host.'

Okay. I'm beginning to see why Pride likes you. You're both stubborn. Anyway. I'm Anger. I'm a very unique sin, apparently. There are no other deities like me. The last time I possessed someone... I had a lot of fun! I love Karma, I have a ske-

'Karma? As in Karma Strikes At Nine? Or Karma's a bitch?'

Yup, that's the one.

'Got Lust to set you up a date, huh?'

No. I really love her.

'Hmm. Sure. Aphrodite, Love? Or cupid?'

What. Do. You. Mean. 

'Hey hey lover boy, chill. Does your little cliché-ass need Ms.I'm-Not-A-Bitch to cool you off?'

Don't you dare say a word about her.

'Or what?'

You're going down.

'Ooh I'm scare-'