(A/N: This was written for a South Park Amino challenge,this was written before Le Herisson and that it is partially edited from it's amino version,i also think this chapter is a little short)

As he was leaving from Britain to the USA,Pip reached Scotland.As he was admiring the scenery he saw a little hedgehog scurry up onto his leg,onto his arms and onto his head,resting on his hat.He chuckled at this adorable sight,however it was swiftly interrupted by the rapid sound of footsteps and a feminine shout of "Barbery!"

he looked and saw a blond pigtailed girl with a black and white maid-like dress,long white socks,black hairband,and Mary Jane shoes dash right by him.

As the girl stopped to breathe.Pip lightly tapped on her shoulder. "Pardon me madame" he said and Renee turned around to see Pip with Barbery on his hat."I suppose this what you are looking for?" he added taking the hedgehog off his hat and cupping it in his hands.

The girl froze and Pip gave her the hedgehog "Barbery!" she said in joy. "Thank you so much Mr......" the girl added,wanting a response,"Phillip,but everyone calls me Pip" Pip replied,introducing himself to the girl.

"I can't thank you enough,but i must go......There's work to be done" the girl said and about to run off,but Pip touched her shoulder."Wait! Before you go....tell me your name...just in case..." he commanded."Renee.....Renee Louise Michel" The girl replied and ran off with Barbery to the apartment.

Little did the two know....they would cross paths once again

[One Week Later]

It was a average day at South Park Elementary and it was time for Recess.As Pip was walking towards the swing set he couldn't stop thinking about his encounter with Renee back in Scotland.However his thought was interrupted by a football which hit him in the face making him fall off the swing set.

He heard laughter from the other boys as he felt his nose which was now swollen,bleeding and in pain,he say the other boys walk towards him. "Nice shot Craig! You nailed that French kid!" said Cartman as he picked up the football "Im Brit-" "Shut the f up!" said Cartman as raised his hand to slap Pip as Pip closed his eyes for the impact but was stopped when another arm grabbed his.

"How dare you! Picking on a poor soul like him!" Said a somewhat familiar voice. Pip opened his eyes to see familiar blond pigtails,but she wore a green parka among other things instead of the dress. "Stay out of our business! You f**ing pussy!" Cartman shouted at the Renee. Pip saw Renee take out a cross from the pocket of her parka "Watch your filthy sinner mouth!" she yelled and threw the cross at Cartman which hit him in the face.

Renee picked up Cartman by the shirt "If i see you picking on him again! You're getting a one way ticket to Jesus Christ!" she yelled and dropped Cartman,who ran and cried for his mother.

Renee turned to Pip with a look of concern on her face "Oh my goodness! Are you ok?" she asked as she gave Pip a tissue to wipe the blood off his cheek. "Im alright....." Pip replied as he wiped the blood off his face,"Don't i know you from somewhere?" Pip asked throwing away the tissue.

Renee remembered when they first crossed paths in Scotland "Renee...Renee Louise...." Renee didn't say her last name "Michel!" Pip cried out in happiness. Renee smiled "You remember me well now don't you....Phillip?" she asked rather mockingly.

Pip suddenly hugged Renee,he almost never gets called by his real name.He soon pulled away from her "Phillip....Did i ever tell you remind me of Paloma?" Renee asked. Pip shook his head "Paloma?" he asked,he never heard of someone like that "It's a long story...I usually don't like to talk about it....but maybe we can talk it over tea?" Renee replied as she took out some hot water in a bottle,a few teabags,and two teacups from her parkas pocket,Pip nodded.

[This few minute time skip was brought to you by Cheesy Poofs]

"And that's how i got here...." Renee said as she sipped her tea "I apologize that happened to you..." Pip replied "Don't be" Renee replied back. "When i first saw you....I've always had you on my mind...." Pip said with a slight blush "Funny...I've been doing that as well" Renee replied blushing as well.Pip pulled out red rose he picked earlier in the day from his pocket

"Renee.....I have something i always wanted to tell you if we ever met again..." Pip said. "What is it?" Renee asked,Pip held out the flower to Renee causing her to blush "I love you......" He said. Renee blushed even more and hugged Pip "I love you too!" She replied "I think you and i will be a very good duet....if you know what i mean...." she added.Pip knew what she meant,and thus the love between the Brit and the Scot began.