Dear darling,

I'm not going to be writing your classic love story, well your classic story really. I've never liked the way most stories are formatted, with your classic abnormal characters, your classic happy-ending plots, your classic struggling family problems. I'd like to make something different...Something with more...pizazz, if you will. Your characters will be anything but abnormal. Your plots will be anything but a "Happily Ever After". And your family won't be struggling.

I don't like your classic books. They make me bored, so I am creating a new story.

Please do enjoy.

--Thodea