Rule #1: Don't interrupt her when she's talking to herself. It won't do any good.

Rule #2: It's normal for her to cry in the middle of the night when the clock strikes 2. Don't be worried.

Rule #3: Yes, she likes to play in the grove by the family graveyard. Let her be.

Rule #4: Sometimes, you'll wake up and she won't be there in her room. The door and windows will remain locked. She'll show up eventually.

Rule #5: When she does show up, clean her up immediately.

Rule #6: Always lock the door when she goes to sleep. Even if it's just for a nap.

Rule #7: Don't try to take her off the property. Don't try to take her off the property. Don't try to take her off the property. She belongs here.

Rule #8: Angelica will never be in the study. Even if you hear her laughter, she's not in the study.

Rule #9: Angelica can usually be found in the kitchen cupboards. When retrieving her, don't look towards the pantry. 

Rule #10: If she refuses to eat, lock the door in her room until she starts knocking. She'll be convinced to eat by then.

Rule #11: Angelica already knows your secrets. Don't be surprised when she repeats them to you. 

With love,

Lord Everett and Lady Edwina Black.