"Okay Kidd-ya, start asking questions" the angel practically purred out, Law stretched out and lounged in the chair like a comfortable feline, almost distracting the murderer out of his train of thought again.

Kidd owlishly blinked and began putting his thoughts in the right order after realizing the raven was scattering them up again, "okay as a start, where the hell are we?"

Law chuckled at the redhead's unexpected question, in the angel's opinion that was the funniest thing he's heard yet, wasn't it obvious to him by now?

"Well, for starters we are in my home, which is in heaven" the criminal paused and sighed before looking around again with a much more sharp stare.

"I always thought you guys lived on clouds or something" Law just sighed putting on his famous smirk again, "well those who actually do, do that, are considered hobos Kidd-ya"

Kidd stared at the angel with a face that clearly said 'WTF', "there's such a thing as hobos up here?" He questioned, this day was just getting weirder and weirder.

Law just nodded and smiled "yes, there are such things as jobs up here Kidd-ya, but of course no money"

The serial killer frowned and collapsed back into the fluffy couch, sinking in it deeper with each second while whining out loud like a disappointed child.

"WHHHHYYYYYYYY!?!" Law just smirked at his misery and continued on dispite the slight urge to taunt him.

"Okay let's get into the important stuff, see when a person dies their guardian angel arrives to pick them up and bring them to their home"

Kidd sat up and was listening very carefully now, "there, the angel's job is to watch over the other until they either get their wings, becoming a full fledged angel and move out, or fail miserably and become another lost soul, or how you and me call it, an old hobo"

Kidd processed the information until he realized something.

"Wait, you said move out?" Law smirked at the question making Kidd feel uneasy, "yes, it's our job to look after you, so like a parent would, you live with me until you get your wings and move out, it's like getting to the age, you know?"

Kidd just face palmed and heavily sighed, "so I'm your roomie?"

This time Law kindly smiled and sat next to the previous gang leader, briefly curling one of his feathery wings around him like a mother bird would to shield their young, but Kidd didn't like to think of it that way and shook it out of his mind.

"Yes, and I swear to you we are not failing, 'cause I refuse to let you down as your responsible guardian angel" Law put on a strangely familiar toothy smile and Kidd frowned.

Noticing his gaze Law spoke, "Kid-" "SHH!" Kidd shushed the angel and just stared intensely into his eyes making the other lightly blush from the stoic look in his amber orbs.

'God he looks hot' the angel thought.

Finally recognition flared in his amber eyes as he snapped his fingers, "Strawhat, you smile like that annoying strawhat kid"

Law dumbly blinked at his conclusion feeling utterly lost, when he finally caught onto what he was talking about, the angel couldn't help but laugh and smirk in suprise.

"Oh, it seems like Luffy-ya is wearing off on me more than I originally thought he would" Kidd hummed and smiled a bit with a curious expression.

"Oh? So Strawhat's up here?" Law nodded and smiled as if recalling good memories but then slumped into his seat and sighed, "yeah, I was his guardian angel too, but it wasn't that long ago he got his wings and moved out after a bit of convincing, couldn't deal with the guy any longer than had to dispite his great personality"

Kidd shivered remembering what it was like to team up with the clingy kid, all he could recall were ungodly hangovers, some brutal chicks who scared the shit out of pretty much everyone, gigantic messes in the kitchen, and a medical room that never stayed empty for long.

"I hear ya man, so...how do I get my wings exactly?"

Law seemed to brighten up a little and regained his posture, "well, to become an angel you gotta take your place in the community, also known as getting a job"

Kidd nodded as the angel continued, "if one fails to get a job by the time their guardians give up on them, they don't get their wings and are thrown onto the streets, but this doesn't happen often since there is a large variety of jobs out there, and we've all learned over time to have patience" he explained.

The mafia boss smirked and leaned a little onto the angel in an attempt to get closer, making the two of them slightly stiffen as faint reds dusted their cheekbones.

"What kind of jobs are there?" Kidd doubted angels had the same jobs as people, and he wasn't proved wrong, "well there's guardians, weatherers, soul catchers, corpse surgeons, karmers, blessers, cupids, messengers-" Law kept going on with weird names until one name caught Kidd's attention.

"Hey, what's a punisher?" Law stiffened and blinked at the redhead as soon as the word escaped the other's mouth and into his ear.

He sighed and face palmed as his raven wings went limp with disappointment, in himself or at Kidd the redhead couldn't tell, "of course that one would catch your attention" he mumbled.

He looked back up to the serial killer and explained it to him in full detail, "A punisher is an angel who recieves orders to punish an angel or human who's broken a sacred rule or upset the gods, the punisher gets to do anything they consider punishment to their targets, even a death sentence if they see fit"

Kidd smiled, at the sound of it, this job was undeniably perfect for him, "I like that one, sounds fun~" he purred.

Law smirked and huffed playfully, "it is, before I was a guardian angel I was a corpse surgeon, and before that I was a punisher, it's quite pleasing for sadistic people such as us~"

Kidd smiled even wider and jumped up in excitement.

"Okay Law! Let's go get me a job!"

Just as the redhead was about to burst through the door, Law smirked and used his wings to hold him back, easily keeping Kidd from bursting off to who knows where using the glimmering beauty of them to enrapture him into a standstill.

"First, Kidd-ya, we gotta go shopping~" the guardian angel smirked as the serial killer frowned.