Welp, I just got my teeth filled.....damn cavities, even if it does give my parents the excuse to leave me alone to wright.

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Luffy wildly grinned as Mister 3 strolled into the hidden sand base's steel doors, not even bothering to check if he was followed first, which was already a great help to them.

They were able to follow the sickly skinny man all the way to the alabasta dream desert, where he helped them stumble upon the enemy's home of operations.

Baroque works' very own home base.

The defender gasped in anticipation as he clung onto the other two's shoulders and shook them with small stars in his eyes, "I'M SO EXCITED!!" The teen looked like he was having a literal hay day with that wide smile on his face, it must have been a while since he's destroyed something important.

Law sweat dropped while Kidd darkly chuckled along with the other, he knew by the end of the day he'd have to kill someone and that just made it harder to control the bloodthirsty monster bottled up inside him, it wanted suffering, it wanted vengence.

This was gonna be soooo much fun~

Nami caught the destructive look in their eyes and shook her fist before bonking them both on the head, "YOU IDIOTS BETTER STICK TO THE PLAN!!!" she yelled.

With bloodied faces the duo both raised a hand and mumbled, "eye Nami"

"Step 2: Sneak into the premises undetected and blow the place to kingdom come"

Law childishly pouted as they strapped Sanji up with the remote controlled time bombs for the mission, "why does he get to go in and not me?" The raven childishly whined.

Nami glared at the guardian and bit her lip in distaste at the annoying but attractive sight, she only had to keep herself from whacking him with her dollar bill wings in favor of keeping them clean.

"Because you've done enough, Sanji-kun wanted to, and believe it or not he's quite the sneaky one when it comes to breaking into the girls bathroom" Law discreetly glared at the blonde but didn't argue at all.

At that moment the cook had a nosebleed as he started to do his noodle dance, "AHHHH!!! NAMI-SWAN!!!"

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Everyone held their breaths as Sanji crept ever closer to the seemingly abandoned building, but they all knew otherwise.

He crouched behind a nearby sandhill as he took out his walkie talkie, "I'm right by the gate guys, with a little luck when some poor bastard tries to come out I can knock em out and slip in"

Sanji's POV

I grinned when the rusty steel door slowly opened up revealing a weirdly dressed goon.

NOW!

With blinding movement I instantly chopped his neck and took the sucker out, I gave the others an okay sign before dragging the man into the sandy building.

'NAMI-SWAN IS GONNA BE SO PROUD OF MEEE!♡!' Thoughts of my beloved Nami filled my head until a certain, annoying moss head interupted them.

Memories of last night riddled my mind as I snuck into a nearby closet, my face was beet red as I recalled a few of his words, "god dammit" I growled, 'that mosshead can't even let me fantasize about my beloved Nami-swan anymore!' I bitterly thought.

I was able to successfully tie the unconscious hooligan up and unoticeably sneak throughout the building.

By the time thoughts of the god damned mosshead finally left my mind, I already placed six carefully planted bombs when my walkie talkie went off.

"HAI NAMI SWA-" "AHHHHH!!!"

My heart froze in complete terror when I heard the shout of my rival...lover?...rival?

I instantly felt conflicted with my emotions with the other as he shouted into the device, "SANJI! THEY GOT US CORNERED OUT HERE!! FINISH UP THAT MISSION AND COME HELP US YOU DICKHEAD!!" Before I could even shout back at the annoying bastard for the comment, the line suddenly went dead, with a small irritated 'tsk!' I started to run throughout the building for the last position for the bomb.

'DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!'

When I got there, I finally placed the last bomb on the specific point..but when I turned around I was met with a cloaked figure at the end of the hall.

With hot adrenaline pumping through my veins, I was now in fighting position ready to kick the bastard into next week!

"Move outta my way or I'll kick you where the sun don't shine!!" The bastard just chuckled as they calmly walked forward, as if the thought of me kicking them through the wall never occurred to them, what are they up to?

He stopped in front of me and peered from under their hood revealing bright blue eyes from under a thick mop of blond bangs.

"Now, let me introduce myself"

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Zoro grumbled curses as he looked at the mindless and talentless foot soldiers surrounding their group like a swarm of ants, 'WHERE IS THAT ERO-COOK!?' Zoro angrily thought.

They've been fighting for almost a whole hour now and Sanji still refused to show up...though that wasn't really a problem.

Kidd and Law were found out to be an excellent duo in the middle of a fight and the two were tearing through the enemy with a suprising amount of speed.

There was only a handful of people left when a dark chuckle resounded across the dream desert's dunes, "you two would do just perfect.." The dark voice rumbled.

At that time, it didn't take long for the struggle to be finished and everyone to blank out feeling dread as a cruel cackle rang out, one that would promise nothing but bad things to come.

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Finally completing with blowing up the building and back with his nakama, the cook's cigarette ominously dropped to the ground at the unbelievable sight before him.

Everyone was beat up and unconscious, just laying on the burning hot sand with dozens of bruises and cuts, and unfortunately, with a certain raven and redhead nowhere to be found.....

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Now do you know what the loss is, even if it wasn't as painfully obvious as I tried to make it....

THEY LOST KIDD AND LAW!!!!!! \(○□○)/