A Feast With The Strawhats
It was the fucking one and only Monkey D. Luffy, just great.....
"OH!! WOW I DIDN'T THINK I'D MEET YOU GUYS HERE!!!" Luffy, was currently crushing the two in a gut exploding hug of doom, but Kidd was just happy the child wasn't gushing over his new wings like he expected.
"L-Luffy-ya w-we can't b-breathe!" Law yelled out in a strangled and hoarse voice, and the smaller angel immediately let go of his victims making the two fall face first onto the wooden ground.
Now this was utterly agonizing to Kidd, what he wouldn't do to just beat the crap out of the little bugger right about now, just to get the kid to give him some space.
But even Kidd knew when to, and when not to do something, and harming Monkey D. Luffy or anyone associating with the kid was a big NO if you wanted to enjoy your life without any body handicaps..or even live for that matter.
There was a good reason why some people thought Luffy was the most dangerous supernova beside Kidd, even though he personally thought those people were crazy.
The kid had connections absolutely everywhere, especially with a ton of big shots, so you could count on having to face a lot more than what you can handle when facing the Strawhats and their many allies, and Kidd was certain the little basket case must have made some powerful friends up here too.
So instead of biting out at the teen like he would've, he just settled for irritably sighing and crossing his arms like a child.
"Luffy-ya, nice to see you again", 'Bullshit, certainly not for me' Kidd thought.
"Hey, you two here to eat too?" Although Law could tell Luffy was trying to hold in his bustling excitement, he wasn't hiding it very well, "...yeah" Kidd sighed when the kid had a twinkle in his eyes, that was never a good sign.
He let out his infamous laugh and stared at the two with a pair of gleaming eyes, "ne, ne, if you guys are really hungry why don't you join me and the gang for a feast?"
Law hummed and let out a small smirk, feast? He could use this..Kidd though was about to refuse when Law stepped in, "actually we'd highly appreciate that Luffy-ya"
Luffy let out a childish cheer of victory as he ran to the reservation desk and started to childishly bounce up and down while repeatedly ringing the tiny bell.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" The redhead hissed.
The guardian angel just chuckled and hooked Kidd around his arm with a matter of fact look on his face, "listen Kidd, there are two unspoken rules about being invited to feasts up here, one, never not show up to Big Mom's tea party if you're invited, and two, never refuse Luffy-ya's offer for a feast"
The serial killer just blinked and raised an invisible eyebrow at the second rule, but Law didn't explain any further as Luffy happily skipped back to the other two with a shit eating grin.
The teen happily (squealed) yelled in excitement and fidgeted on the spot, "ah!! I'm so excited the other's are gonna show up soon and our raservation is all ready!"
Kidd chuckled, he may have thought Strawhat was hella annoying but he couldn't deny that little tug of brotherhood he felt towards the other, even if it was in an annoying 'I'm gonna kill you' way.
You know, that one annoying little brother that you love but want to constantly strangle or beat to death just for doing something stupid and never learning the lesson.
The bells to the door jingled when Law heard the sound of what seemed to be a quarling old couple enter, and by the sound of how heated it was, one would have thought they were married if not for the subtle threats in their tones.
"I'm telling you he DID stupid marimo!"
"Hah! Like you could ever know Luffy any better than ME damn ero-cook! You're probably delusional from having lost so much blood from being a perv"
"That's cause you're just as fucking stupid greenie!"
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"WANNA GO NOW!?"
"FUCK YEAH!"
The three turned around just in time to see the duo launch at each other like wild predators ready to rumble.
Zoro was fighting Sanji with expert hand to hand combat skills you would always dream you had, and wow...Kidd couldn't say this rose a few WTF thoughts.
The marimo, had wings made out of floating SWORDS, FUCKING SWORDS, and all of them were white katanas on top of that, while the cook had wings of burning and melting....flesh????
Kidd had no idea, his wings were constantly smoking and glowing shades of reds and yellows and all that shit, but they clearly weren't made of fire or lava...just, they were wings of molten...stuff, that's it.
Before the two started to get real serious, someone punched the other two out cold, "STOP IT!!!" The redhead shivered, that, was the scariest woman he's ever met, and probably always will be.
She could punch out an army of police officers like that, "CAN'T YOU TWO BE CIVIL FOR ONE MOMENT!?!? WE'RE IN FREAKING HEAVEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!"
The two monsters bowed in apology as one by one the other strawhats arrived, "HEY GUYS! GUESS WHO I FOUND!?!?" Luffy latched onto the new guests and giggled in amusement.
"Ah~ Law-kun, I see you've gotten some good luck finding us here" Robin playfully chimed.
Law sighed as one girlish scream rang out into the room, never has he gotten used to that cowardly high pitch noise they called a brave soldier, "EEEEEECCKK!! K-KIDD!!!"
Usopp dived behind Franky as the others laughed off their stress in recognition of the redhead or irritably sighed at Luffy's friendliness, "well, what are we all waiting for!? Let's party!!!!"
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