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(Here's some little filters, cute and random little mini shorts! And also a little bit more of history about Bruce and (Y/N) friend relationship! And Bruce family history too! And some of Angel and (Y/N) before they start dating, The beginning of the relationship, the middle and a bit of the present thats so far in the story!)

Beginning of (Y/N) and Bruce friendship
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) age 11
Bruce: * stops eating lunch and looks back * Do you need something?

(Y/N): * awkwardly standing behind him with arms behind back* ....

Bruce: * fake cough *

(Y/N): * suddenly throw a teddy bear at him and talks in an raspy itching voice * Be my friend, pwease. * squeeze thighs tightly *

Five minutes past

Bruce: * blinks slowly and picks up teddy bear off the floor * Um... Yes. Sure.

(Y/N): * waddles away to the girls restroom *
* whispering, best/worst day ever *

Bruce: * Looks at (Y/N) then looks back at the teddy bear and smiles * This is the best Valentines gift I could ever get. A friend.

Meeting Bruce parents
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) 12
Bruce and (Y/N) sitting on the couch and Bruce parents standing in front of them.

Bruce mother: My name is Jennifer, but you could call me Jen. You must be (Y/N). Bruce talks about you nonstop!

Bruce: Mom! * blushes *

Bruce dad: It's true son! I don't blame you! She's adorable! Oh! And my name is Jackson but you call me Jack if you want.

Bruce: She's just 12!

Bruce dad: Four years is not a big gap! And you're still in middle school young man. * disappointing glare at Bruce *

Bruce: * Cover his face in embarrassment and mumbling * (Y/N)... do you have anything to say?

(Y/N): * sitting stiff and tense * (Y/N), I'm Hello...

Jen and Jack: She's adorable/ an odd one. * Jen lightly glare at Jack and slaps his chest * Jack! Don't listen to him! * Jen reach over to pet (Y/N) head *

(Y/N): * flinches and eyes tear up *

Jen: * stops and looks concern at (Y/N) * Sweetie. I'm sorry, did I made you uncomfortable? * mother mode on * You can trust me, I won't ever hurt you. I'll be here if you ever need me. I'll even be here if you just want somebody to talk to or give a hug. Okay?

(Y/N): * body trembles and nods head slowly *

Jen: Is okay I give you a hug? * looks concern *

(Y/N): * still trembling and looks away but nods yes *

Jen: * kneels down and bear hugs (Y/N) *

(Y/N): * stops trembling, a single slide down and hesitantly hug back softly *

Don't like him
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) age 13
Bruce age 17
Bruce and (Y/N) hanging out in the kitchen play Uno.

(Y/N): Finally you're in high school, oldie. * giggling and put down a blue 6 card *

Bruce: Shut up! * blushes embarrassedly, put down blue 9 card, stands up, put his cards down on his chair * I'm going to get a drink! Wait until I come back!

Jack: * walks in and playfully slaps Bruce head * Son, don't be rude! * looks at (Y/N) and smiles politely * Do you want anything to drink too?

(Y/N): * glares hatefully at Jack * No.

Bruce and Jack: * shocked by her tone and her glare * Um... alright then... * Jack awkwardly said and walks away * * Bruce walking back to the table with a Pepsi * What was that?

(Y/N): Nothing. * put down +4 blue card * UNO!

Bruce: WHAT?!

Can't Respect him
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) age 13
Bruce age 17
(Y/N) and Bruce at the front yard of Bruce's house.

Bruce: (Y/N) why did you do that?!

Jen: (Y/N) (L/N) apologize to Bruce father.

(Y/N): No.

Bruce: (Y/N) spitting at his shoes is not acceptable! Apologize or leave! He was just trying to give you a head pat!

(Y/N): I'll leave. I'm not apologizing to monsters like him!

Jack and Bruce: * shock * What? * Jack steps closer to (Y/N) * What do you mean by that-.

(Y/N): Don't get closer to me! * backs up * Miss Jen told you to stop but you didn't listen! She was crying begging you to stop! * tears streaming down * I saw everything!

Jen: * gasps loudly and covers mouth with hands * Y-You saw...? * cries * (Y/N)... Poor baby... * hugs (Y/N) *

(Y/N): * cries loudly and hugs back * Poor you! I-I couldn't help and I-I just watch! * gasps * I didn't want to watch but I didn't know what to do! I froze!

Bruce and Jack: W-What's going on?

Tragedy to a beautiful accident
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) age 13
Bruce age 17
Bruce and (Y/N) in Jen's Room.

(Y/N): * rubs Jen belly happily and softly * She's growing so big. * gasp and squeals * She kicked!

Bruce: I want to feel it! * pushes (Y/N) hand away *

Jen: * smiles sweetly * Oh you two!

Jack: * walks in timidly * Hey... Does my two babies need anything?

(Y/N): * glares at Jack and hugs Jen stomach protectively *

Warmth
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) age 13
Bruce age 17
At the hospital.

Jen: * breast-feeding * Hey you two... She's finally here... What should we name her?

(Y/N): * walks closer and looks closer at the baby * Oh... Jen... * tears up * She's Beautiful.... I-I actually already thought of a name...

Bruce: * awkwardly pat the baby's head * Wow... I'm a big-. Mom! Gross! I saw your nip!

Jen: * scowls playfully * Don't be disgusted! You used to suck on this nip too!

Bruce: MOM!

(Y/N): C-Can I hold her?

Jen: Of course you can. * smiles and hands the baby over to (Y/N) * Carefully and watch the head. What name you thought of for her?

(Y/N): * holding her close to the chest * Ay... * baby opened her eyes and sneeze * Selena... * try not to cry in pain *

Heels 👠
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) age 14
Bruce age 18
Bruce and (Y/N) in Bruce living room

Bruce: (Y/N) why are you wearing my mom's heels?

(Y/N): I want to cat walk! Now w-! * takes one step and trips * Agh!! My f*cking ankle!

Bruce: (Y/N) language! You better not broke my mom's heels!

LEGO 👿
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) age 15
Bruce age 19
Bruce and Selena playing in the living room with Legos. (Y/N) is outside clean her shoe because she stepped in dog poop.

(Y/N): * walking in only wearing socks * Yo Bruce I don't think it's really safe for-. * step on a lego * MOTHER-!

Bruce: Language!

Founding Favorite food 🥘
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive
(Y/N) age 16
Bruce age 20
Walking to a restaurant.

Bruce: I hope you're hungry.

(Y/N): I AM GONNA EAT ?!

Bruce: * chuckles * Yeah. A new restaurant just open called (Restaurant name).

(Y/N): Hmmm... I don't know...

Bruce: Come on! Maybe it will be your new favorite food!

1 hour later

Bruce: * groans * Oh I feel so unhealthy right now.

(Y/N): You mean good? * pat stomach *

Bruce: I mean good

(Y/N): You're right my meaty little amigo! This is my new favorite restaurant! I just loved (favorite food)!

Bruce: * pouts grumpily * I'm not meaty!

Cake 🎂 And Car 🚗
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive but dead on the inside
(Y/N) age 17
Bruce age 21
Bruce and (Y/N) making a cake with Selena.

Selena: * accidentally makes hole in the cake with the icing spoon * Ops... * tugs at (Y/N) sleeve * Sissy... Me made a boo-boo....

Bruce: * chuckle * It's okay Selena. Just Cover your mistake with frosting.

(Y/N): * cover self in frosting *

Bruce: (Nickname) what are you doing?

(Y/N): Ummm... 'Replace your mistakes with frosting'?

Selena: * giggles loudly * SILLY SISSY!

Jack: * walks in * Hey birthday man! * hugs Bruce *

(Y/N): * dirty look at Jack and holds Selena close to the side *

Jack: Bruce you're a man now. * takes out keys * I think you're ready for your own car now.

Bruce: * gasps * No way! * hugs Jack tightly * THANK YOU! * Jack hands over keys to Bruce * I love you, dad!

Jack: * smiles warmly at Bruce and looks over (Y/N) * Are you make a cake for Bruce?

(Y/N): * flicks frosting at Jack face * Can't you see.

Bruce and Jack: * shock *

Selena: * laugh innocently * Silly sissy! Silly dada!

(Y/N): * takes off apron * I'm going for a walk. * kisses Selena forehead * Be a good girl and stay with Bruce or mommy. * leaves *

At midnight

(Y/N): * standing in front of Bruce door in the middle of the night * Taze me in da neck bwa! * hiccup *

Bruce: * rubs his eyes tiredly * Why are at my door at the middle of the night? And what the heck is that in your arm? Is that a body pillow-.... Oh shit it's naked!

(Y/N): sEbasTIan! whEre's sEbAsItan?! eeUUUUGGGH—

Bruce: You're holding it! Get inside your drunk!

(Y/N): No! yOu dUnK! U an mEh ... * hic * gonna die.. * burps * on MeH 21 birthDAY! Woo-hoo! * farts *

Bruce: I'm fucking serious! Get inside now! I think I hear police sirens!

(Y/N): BRUH.... Ya'll a trip! Oooohhh I'm running away! * try to run, trips and roll around with Sebastian body pillow * REEEEEEEE!

Burgers 🍔 And Bruce dad death 💀
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive but dead on the inside times double
(Y/N) age 17
Bruce age 21
(Y/N) is invited to a family barbecue with Bruce family. Bruce and (Y/N) in the living room after they finish eating.

(Y/N): Yo... burgers were dry asf.

Bruce: * sighs * I know my dad is terrible at grilling. But... Thank you for behaving yourself.

(Y/N): Meh. I'm going to gurgle my mouth now. Where's your mouthwash? * jumps on Bruce and hangs on his shoulder in front of him *

Bruce: * blush bright red * (Y/N) ... not to a pervert... but... your breast...

(Y/N): Boobyah! My boobies are get bigger right!?

Bruce: No. I just don't want your chest on mine. * looks away awkwardly *

(Y/N): Hmph! * pulls back * By the way I'm sleeping over.

Next Morning

Bruce: * crying in the living room *

(Y/N): * walks in groggy and holding a sleepy Selena in arms * Bruce... what's wrong? Did my little pony: friendship is magic got canceled?

Bruce: N-No! It's much more worse! * wipes tears with hoodie sleeve * m-m-my dad... he... he... something happen.... * scream in agony * he didn't made it!

(Y/N): * poker face * I'm taking Selena back to her room. She doesn't need to see this. * pats Selena's head and walks away *

Same but different
(Y/N) and Bruce; Alive but dead on the inside
(Y/N) age 19
Bruce age 23

Bruce: Happy birthday (Y/N). * hugs (Y/N) *

(Y/N): Thanks. * hugs back * It is my birthday but you don't really seem happy.

Bruce: * let go and sighs * I still trying to get over my dad's death.

(Y/N): ....

Bruce: * glares at (Y/N) * Don't you have anything to say?! Anything words to comfort?! You never said anything about my dad after his death!

(Y/N): I have nothing to say and if I do it's not comforting. The words I think about him are nothing positive. For your sensitive state right now I'm staying quiet about it. Like you said before, ' if you have nothing positive to say then say nothing at all ' I think that's what you said. I'll probably be a douche about it next year or something. But for right now I only could offer you a hug, be a friend and get Lil Mama not too close to you right now.

Bruce: * drops the glare * (Y/N)... you lost your father too... How... how can you take his death so calmly?

(Y/N):  Oh Bruce.~ * Forced sweet smile * His death killed me on the inside. He brought me so much happiness even it was just in the moment. I have nothing left of him but his some his clothes and his hat. But... oh well! We're all going to die anyways someday!

Bruce: * put a hand on (Y/N) shoulder * (Y/N).... I'm here for you. I understand your pain. You don't have to bottle it up. We can fix this pain together.

(Y/N): * laughs dryly * That's sweet of you! But I'm fine! I don't want to drag you into my bullshit. Anyway can I have your car keys I want to go for a spin.

Bruce: * takes hand off and take out car keys out of pants pocket * Sure. But seriously I'm here for you if you ever want to talk.

(Y/N): Yoinks! * takes keys * You're the greatest! * walks away * ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃᶦⁿ. * bites bottom lip and a single tear sliding down on the cheek *

MLP and DBZ
(Y/N) and Bruce: Dead inside and out.
In Hell.
Bruce and (Y/N) walking to Kim's bar for the first employee meeting.

Bruce: * walks in Kim's Bar wearing a MLP pink Fluttershy shirt and leave the door open *

Kim: * stares disgustingly at Bruce * What the hell you wearing boy?

Bruce: Umm... I'm 25... I'm technically-
Kim: Are you talking back to me?! I'm way older than you! You're basically a baby to me!

Bruce: S-Sorry sir!

Kim: You look ridiculous! That's a girl shirt! And where's your fine friend?

(Y/N): * closes the door and kick it open * Screw gender laws! * wearing a Dragon ball Z Kai shirt with Goku and Vegeta fighting * Plus it's laundry day.

Husk: You two are odd.

(Y/N): HUSK!!!!~ * tackles hugs in a hug and nuzzles face on his chest *

Husk: * grunts in annoyance but do nothing and drink a bottle of cheap booze *

Kim: * whispers * Lucky crusty musky drunk bastard...

Bored 😐
(Y/N) and Bruce dead in Hell.
At the Motel a week now.

Bruce: * looks in a small cracked hand mirror * Do you think I'm ugly?

(Y/N): ... No. You no ugly. You're just retarded.

Bruce: * throws the mirror at (Y/N) *

(Y/N): * ducks, the mirror hits the wall and breaks in pieces * OOOOO!~ you broke it! That's 7 years bad luck! * crawls on the bed with a smug face *

Bruce: 7 years! It's more like infinity if we don't figure out a way to get out of here!!! * grabs his ears and pulls on it *

(Y/N): Bruce, chill. I was just playing with you. Plus there's absolutely no way out of hell. * looks away and low voice * I know so.

Kim 'flirts'
(Y/N) is alone cleaning behind the bar.

Kim: * walks in front of (Y/N) * Hey Beautiful.~ Can I ask you a question?~

(Y/N): * finish wiping down the bar * You just did. * moves to the tables *

Kim: * follows and smugly grins * Did it hurt?~

(Y/N): Yes, it did hurt falling down in hell. * aggressively wiped down the table * The place is a huge turd. Everyone shit. Everything down here fucking sucks. So, yes it hurt. Living and dying!

Kim: ... When you-
(Y/N): * crack the table * I'm done cleaning. * throws the rag at Kim * I'm leaving. * walks outside *

Kim: She'll like me soon.~

'Work'
(Y/N) and Bruce dead in hell.
At Kim's Bar working. Angel walks in and seat himself at a small table. (Y/N) and Angel not dating yet but (Y/N) secretly paying his drinks every time he visits.

(Y/N): * scrubbing the bar tables and sneaking glances at Angel *

Bruce: * standing behind (Y/N) for five  minutes now and slaps the back of her head with a dirty hand towel * You been scrubbing the same spot for 10 minutes now! Stop gawking and go work for real!

(Y/N): * grumpily grumbles * De mierda... * quickly glancing back at Angel to Connect eyes and him giggling behind his hand * Oh no... * blushes *

Kim 'flirts' 2
(Y/N) in the employee room with Husk. Husk reading a newspaper.

Kim: * walks in * Hey Poopsie.~ * lightly glares at Husk * Husk. * looks back and smiles *

(Y/N): * sighs annoyingly * What do you want?

Kim: I have a joke about my dick but it may be too long.~

(Y/N): Really? I have a joke too about my vagina but you'll never get it. * grabs Husk hand and walks out *

Husk: * bonks (Y/N) with now rolled up newspaper *

Got in trouble
Bruce and (Y/N) rushing to serve drinks at a busy hour of the Bar. Angel is inside all doll up and getting hit on by random demons. (Y/N) and Angel not dating yet but (Y/N) secretly paying his drinks every time he visits.

Bruce: Why did Husk have to ask for a day off today?!

(Y/N): * watches Angel pushing up his floof * ..  * grabs two shots *

Bruce: Did you got the drinks?!

(Y/N): eeeh... * blushes * So big and fluffy...

Bruce: (Y/N)!!!!

(Y/N): Huh?! * looks at Bruce * Yeah, I do! * looks back at Angel to only get flashed by him *

Bruce: Great! Give them to- * see (Y/N) aggressively drinking both of them * GOD DAMN IT!

Kim: * pops out of nowhere * DON'T DRINK ON THE JOB! * points angrily at (Y/N) then points at Angel * THIS IS A BAR NOT A PORN STUDIO! COVER UP OR GET OUT!

Angel: * rolled his eyes but pulls his dick back in his booty shorts *

(Y/N): * gasps * H-How can that be so big and hidden so easily...

Kim: (Y/N) YOUR WORKING OVERTIME!

Beginning of The relationship
(Y/N) and Angel start dating. At a Café.

Angel: You're hot.~ * leans close to (Y/N) *

(Y/N): No, I'm (Y/N).

Angel: * Playfully rolls eyes *I'm horny.~ * bring his vanilla bean Frappuccino to his lips and sucks on suggestively*

(Y/N): Hi, Horny. * bites into (favorite snack ) *
Angel face:

Kim 'flirts' 3
(Y/N) taking out the trash at Kim's bar.

Kim: Hey Shmoopie! Love your smile!

(Y/N): * turns around to face Kim, surrounded by flies and frowning * Thank you.

Kim: What else that mouth do?~

(Y/N): Complain. Nag. Bullshit. Biting. Yelling. Scream in silence pain. And REEEEEEEE!

Kids
(Y/N) and Angel hanging in the park. (Y/N) left to take a dump and Angel get hit on by a random bee demon on top a Steep hill side.

(Y/N): * runs at Angel with toilet paper hang on the right foot * Angel look what I found! * body slams the bee demon away causing him to roll down the hill roughly * I found this iPhone!

Angel: Okay?

(Y/N): It doesn't have a password! And it's not from here! It's from the living! * turns it on and shove it in angel face * Look at this video! *
* plays the video *

The video: a cute baby wearing a puffy dress running to her dad.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Angel and (Y/N) face:

Angel: OML!!!! ThatthecutestpuffballIeverseen!!!! Ahhhhh!~

(Y/N): I know! * squeals * I love babies! I miss them so much!

Angel: * shock * Ya like babies? Me too.

(Y/N): * shock * You do? Most people I know don't. Why you like them?

Angel: Well, that true a lot of people don't like them but I adore them! It's mostly the parents fault if the kids come out all bratty and annoying. I always wanted to be dada!

(Y/N): That's adorable, Angel. I already been around them since I was 5 or six years old... * looks down * My mama wanted me to be mature at a very young age... I did get to be a kid with my older sister, dad, Bruce and his family... I loved toddlers the most. They're barely learning to talk, walk and very curious with everything/everyone around them. It's so adorable! They always want attention, wants you to join them to play, they want to involved themselves whatever you're doing... Precious little things... I can see why people don't like them but why would you want to hurt them! * balls up fists * They're barely learning how to live! Why take that away from them?! * feel something wrap around both shoulders and something soft on the back of the head *

Angel: * hugging (Y/N) from behind * Handsome... are ya alright? Ya getting tense. * pause * Did you had a baby of your own?

(Y/N): * dryly swallow * I never had my own. I just used to babysit and got a bit attract. I love them but I'm a failure...-
Angel: Shut up! We maybe know each other for a short while but you're a great guy! Any kid would be lucky to have you as their dad!

(Y/N): * giggles, look up behind and smiles lightly * Oh my Goddess. A dad?

Angel: Yeah! I'm serious!

(Y/N): I think any kid would be lucky to have you as a dad too.~

Angel: * blushes, takes the IPhone and push (Y/N) away * stop... I'm a good for nothing whore.-
(Y/N): * picks up Angel bride style * Maybe to people that don't know you that well but deep inside. * nuzzles face on Angel's floof * Is a badass, funny guy that has a soft spot for kids and animals.

Angel: S-Shut it! * blushes bight pink and looks at the iPhone * I want to see- * phones dies * This piece of shit just died!

(Y/N): Oh yeah I forgot to tell you it was 1%. And I don't think any of our chargers will work for it.

Angel: Ah fuck! I wanted to see cute animal videos! * pouts and put the phone on (Y/N) hat * Ya gonna be carrying me for the rest of the date.

(Y/N): Gladly! ~

Angel: Ya still got the toilet paper on your foot.

Gift for Husk
(Y/N) at Kim's bar.

Kim: * glaring at Husk across the counter *

Husk: * looks up from the shot glass that was cleaning it * You need something?

Kim: You play dumb, huh? Or hard to get?

Husk: What are you bullshitting about. * puts shot glass away *

Kim: (Y/N) been hiding behind that trashcan next to you about five hours now and you haven't noticed it?!

Husk: * raise an long eyebrow and turns to look at the left *

(Y/N):

Husk: Fuck kid. Isn't your day off? What are you doing here? 

(Y/N): * looks down bashfully * I-I just want to give you a present... for being my first friend I made in Hell...

Husk: I don't want it.

(Y/N): T-there's also some cheap booze inside.

Husk: * takes the present * Thanks. Now get out of here and take a shower you smell like hot garbage.

(Y/N): * squeals and jumps over the trashcan to hug Husk * You're so cute! * kiss Husk cheek * Wuv chu!~ * let go and walks away while secretly flipping the bird at Kim on the way out *

Kim: * runs to Husk side * Was that a confession?! I had my eye on her-!

Husk: No, dipshit. She gave me this bullshit present because I was her 'friend'. * walks away from Kim * My shift is over.

Kim: Open the box in front of me!

Husk: It just cheap booze!

Husk back at his home.

Husk: * opens the gift * Cheap booze... * pulls it out and see something attached to it * Huh? * pulls it off * a necklace? * stares at the flake gold cat necklace for a while until grants annoyingly and chuck it across the room *

Jealousy?
(Y/N) and Angel are at a dancing club for a date. Angel dancing and (Y/N) watching him from the bar.

(Y/N): Damn... Angel got moves.~

Random Mummified demon girl: Hey, sweetheart.~ Remember me?~ Sandy.~ * hugs (Y/N)'s arm * You wander away from me and i've been looking for you ever since.~

(Y/N) mind: 'Who's this dry ass bitch and why does she seem so familiar... Fuck! I asked her to buy me a drink at that karaoke place that kick me out! I need to stop secretly wasting my money on Yaoi and JoJo's bizarre adventures comics when I go out by myself... nah. I'm not gonna stop.'

Sandy: So are we gonna kick it or what?~ * press breasts on (Y/N) side *

(Y/N) mind: 'She's still was talking?! Damn!'
(Y/N): First off get your hard ass tits off on me! What do you have in them? Sand?! * push Sandy away and step back * We can kick it but I forgot I gotta pick up my mom from work and... Ya know how that is! * slowly walking away *

Sandy: * pouts but smiles cutely * That's aright I can take you. It is nice to see some demons still care about their family. * skips and holds (Y/N)'s hand * Let's go-.

(Y/N): She don't like alot of people coming with me! * pulls hand away * Even just one person! She's really paranoid and I seriously need to get her! Alone.

Sandy: * sighs disappointingly and wraps arms around (Y/N) neck * Fine but at least exchange numbers.~ * press breast on (Y/N) chest *

(Y/N) mind: 'Damn bitch can't take a hint... and she's crashing my already tied up breast! * internally crying * My poor nips!'

(Y/N): Fine!

Exchanging numbers and walking Sandy out the door.

(Y/N): And remember don't call me! I'm gonna call you! Okay? Don't ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever look for me! If you look for me, I'm not gonna call you! Got it? I'm just going to take a quick dump and I'm leaving this place. Get back home safely and take care.

Sandy: * blushes lightly * Nobody ever said that to me before.... * close eyes and leans over *

(Y/N): * grab a fish head from a random demon that was passing by with a bucket of fish and ice * Hm.~ * press the fish lips against the mummified demon, pulls it away and throw it behind before Sandy opened her eyes * Nice kiss. * holds in laughter *

Sandy: * open eyes * Your lips are colder and slimy... Were my lipstick? Why isn't on your lips?

(Y/N): * looks away * I may have lick it off. Your lips were so tasty I couldn't resist.. pfft..

Sandy: * giggles and kisses (Y/N) check * It was nice but lay off the sushi next time.~ * blew a kiss and exit out *

(Y/N): * stutter in disgust, rubs cheek furiously and turns around * Awwww nas-.. * face bumps into something fluffy *

Angry sexy voice: Ya let a crusty dry ass bitch make out with ya and not me?

(Y/N): * looks up with chin still on his floof * Hey, goddess. How-

Angel: Ya didn't answer me!

(Y/N): What do you-oh! You mean the toilet paper gal? She nothing to me! I just ask her to buy me a drink one time and she thought we had something I think. And I didn't kiss her. That's fish head did. * points at a demon slipping on the fish head * She got my cheek and I didn't lay my own lips on her. * peck Angel neck softly *

Angel: * stutters a bit in pleasure but still angry * Hmm give it.

(Y/N): give what?

Angel: Her number. Hand it over.

(Y/N): Gladly.~ * reach in pocket and hands over a piece of paper that Sandy put her number on *

Angel: * quickly look over it and rips it up * I'm still pissed not because of that bitch because you didn't give me attention! Buy me liquor to make it up for it!

(Y/N): Alright my grumpy goddess.~

At midnight.

* phone ringing *

Sandy: * gasps * That has to be him! He did call me and probably just gave me the wrong number by accident! * answers the phone * Hello-!
Emotionless voice: Don't ever get near my man again or I'll end ya.

Sandy: * shock * W-what...-Wh-!
*hangs up*

Settling in
Angel living in (Y/N) house now.

(Y/N): Angel I'm glad that you're feeling better but I'm not gonna to f*ck you. So stop asking.

Angel: * crosses arms and pouts * Fine. I'll stop asking.

Next day.

(Y/N): (ಠ╭╮ಠ)

Angel wearing nothing but this on the couch with a very proud smirk:

(in case you can't see it it's basically (Color of your choice ) pantie with string on the side that have the words 'F*ck me!' Capitalize on the front.)

(Y/N): Angel...

Angel: I'm not saying it!

Panties
Angel and (Y/N) doing the laundry. (Y/N) house has her own laundry machine and dryer. (Y/N) separating the clothes, Angel washing and both folding together.

(Y/N): Angel why do have this?
* holds up black pantie *

Angel: I like it.

(Y/N): * yeets it out the window * Yyeet!

Angel: HEY!!!

Looking
Angel and (Y/N) in the living room of (Y/N)'s house. (Y/N) just got there and holding a bag.

(Y/N): Yo Angel! I got something for you!

Angel: What is it?

(Y/N): I got to put it on first.~ * walks in the room and locks it* No peaking!

Angel: * smirks * I'm liking where this is going.~

(Y/N) walks out wearing this:

Angel:

Hungry for Banana-Na Na Na Banana
Angel and (Y/N) inside the house. (Y/N) lay down on the couch looking through phone with legs open. Angel sitting on the floor looking lustily at the bulge in (Y/N) pants.

Angel: Babe.~ I'm hungry.~

(Y/N): There's Instant Ramen in the kitchen.

Angel: * seduce bites at bottom lip and slowly crawls over (Y/N) * (Y/N)...~

(Y/N): * still looking through phone * Yeah?

Angel: * sit between (Y/N)  legs * Is that a banana in your pants or you have a erection?~

(Y/N): * puts phone down * Ooo I see.~ * sits up * Are you hungry for my banana?~

Angel: Yes.~ So very hungry.~ Please give it to me.~ * rubs (Y/N)'s inner thighs *

(Y/N): * giggles * That tickles! * puts hand in pants and pulls out the slightly bruise banana * Here you go! * puts it on Angel head *

Angel face:

(Y/N): Well I'm hungry too. I'm going to eat some instant Ramen. * get up and walks towards the kitchen *

Angel: Wait one second! * tackles down (Y/N) and feeling all around the chest and crotch area*

(Y/N): Angel! * blushes * get off!

Angel: Is your dick really small or are ya a woman!

(Y/N): Are you serious? I already knew you were a guy, I assume you already knew what I was. * gently push off Angel and sits up l, Straightening out tie * I'm a drag king.

Angel: Y-y-ya drag?... drag king?

(Y/N): Yup. * stands up and helps Angel up * I'm sorry for assuming. I didn't know I was such a good drag king. I understand if you don't want to be-.
Angel: * wraps arms around (Y/N)'s shoulders * Just because ya don't have a dick doesn't mean I'm gonna break up with ya.

(Y/N): * shock * Huh? Angel you can still live here if we're not together anymore. You don't have to worry about that I don't even use this house.

Angel: It's not about the house... * looks away and whispers *  maybe a little bit... * looks back (Y/N) * You're the only decent guy-gal I ever been with. I want to see how much farther our relationship can go. Dick or no dick. * Peel the banana and eat it * This is a good banana.

(Y/N): * hugs Angel tightly * O-Okay. I really won't have mind if you l-left or not. * nuzzles Angel's floor and sniffles *

Angel: A-are ya cry-?
(Y/N): Noooo... you're floof is tickling my nose.

Idiot
Angel and (Y/N) chasing each other around in the house.

(Y/N): * tackles Angel on the couch * I got you!

Angel: * smirks * Ya think? * take out his extra arms and tickle (Y/N)'s sides *

(Y/N): * gasps and accidentally let go of Angel *

Angel: * flips her and is on top * I won.~

(Y/N): * pouts grumpily * No!

Angel: Hmm.~ Maybe you need to be punished.~ * pin her arms over head and starts tickling *

(Y/N): NOOOOOO! HA! YOUWON! You won! Stop!!!

Angel: Ha I knew it! * Falls on top of (Y/N), cuddling * I want my prize to be you and me cuddling.~ No, interruptions.~

(Y/N): * Trying to catch a breath from the laughter * ahah.. I love you, Angel... heh...

Angel: * lift body up a bit * W-what did you say?...

(Y/N): (๏д๏)...
...
I love good Angel cake! Have you heard of angel food cake? It's so good! I should get some right now!

Angel: * disappointed * maybe after our cuddle...

Joke
Angel and (Y/N) on a date with Wiggles.

(Y/N): Angel I got you a gift.

Angel: Babe, you shouldn't have but I also got something for you. * reach in and pull up something from his floof *

(Y/N): * reach into pocket and pulls out a keychain *

Angel and (Y/N): * stares at keychain and necklace * .... * starts laughing and exchange gifts *

(Y/N): * laughing * I can't believe we kind of got the same gag gift!~

Angel: * laughing * Yeah! Gag!-What. * stop laughing * Gag gift?

(Y/N): Hahah! This is too hilarious! 'I love you for who you are but that-' * wheeze * 'sure is a bonus!' It's ridiculous!

Angel: * picks up Wiggles and hugs him sadly to his chest * I thought it was cute...

Bath 🛀
Angel and (Y/N) come back after another brawl at a bar this time. Cover in alcohol and blood.

(Y/N): I smell like shit... I blame that bastard that was grabbing at you.

Angel: I blame that tacky bitch that was grinding all over you.

(Y/N): Ughh. Whatever. We just need a bath. Now.

Angel: * looks at (Y/N) and smiles * Do you mean a bath together?

(Y/N): NoPe. There's more than one bathroom in this house! Isn't that great! * start walking to the closest bathroom *

Angel: * frowns and follows * I kinda don't wanna bathe alone... * grabs (Y/N)'s hips softly *

(Y/N): I see! You want company don't you? * looks to the side and smirks *

Angel: * happily nods and smiles, blushing lightly *

(Y/N): I'll get Wiggles for you! He's probably in your room or taking a shit in his litter box.

Angel:  No. no.. Maybe...  I want you to join too. ੨( ･᷄ ︵･᷅ )ｼ

(Y/N): I'm not comfortable with that, Angel.

Angel: W-we don't have to take a bath maybe a shower! I just want you to be with me and I won't even touch you. I'll only use one pair of arms to-
(Y/N): No Angel. * awkwardly rubs the back of the neck * Don't take it personal-.
Angel: We can even keep our underwear on if-
(Y/N): No. Just no Angel. Maybe I should just leave and shower back-
Angel: Don't leave! Why do you want to leave now?! Are you mad at me?!

* oinking *

Angel and (Y/N): * looks down to see Wiggles looking up cutely *

Angel: * picks up Wiggles * I got Wiggles... Please don't leave yet...

(Y/N): * sighs * Alright. * get on tippy toes and kiss his cheek * Maybe one day. * smiles softly *

A*shole
Bruce and (Y/N) in the motel.

(Y/N): * petting chicken on lap *

Bruce: * try to look imitating and throw something at (Y/N) accidentally scaring the chicken * I got-. * squeals like a little girl when the chicken jump over his head * I hate that chicken!

(Y/N): What the hell you scared Cock!-
Bruce: I didn't agreed to the name!
(Y/N): You don't care about the chicken but you care about his name?! * looks at what Bruce through and giggles *

(imagine your first letter of your name)

Bruce: I couldn't find one that just said you're an asshole.

(Y/N): But you're still here with me.

Bruce: I am... besides being scared here alone, I don't know why! You take my things! You lie about being a guy!

(Y/N): I'm drag king! It's not my fault people think I'm a real man. * chicken jump on head * I'm just a dick about your dad-
Bruce: Don't bring my dad!- * chicken try jumping on Bruce head * AHH! * Dodge the chicken *

* The chicken lands on his feet perfectly. (Y/N) goes to the chicken and pick it up *

(Y/N): We both hate each other's dads but the difference is that you still respect my dad in the  my household while I didn't. I love and hate that about you, how you can still respect somebody even though you hate them. * scratches the chickens head *

Bruce: I just treat people how I want to be respected. Maybe if you-.
(Y/N): * growls * I can't! * turns back on Bruce * I heard about it but my family never raise me to do it. My family and yours only have one thing in common and the rest is so different... * talks in low soft emotionless voice * ᴵ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ ᵉⁿᵛʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵐᶦˡʸ... ᴴᵒʷ ᵉᵃˢᶦˡʸ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢʰᶦᵖ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ˢᶦˢᵗᵉʳ... ʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵒˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵃᵈ... * wipes face with the chicken body *

Bruce: * looking confuse * I heard less than half of what you said. And the chicken is not a pillow! * sighs * I really want to help you... But you always throwing mixed signals! I will never understand you! Why do you always have to be so confusing!

(Y/N): * tucking chicken under armpit * I'm not confusing! * points angrily at Bruce * I'm going out to get some Nutella to stuff my face while listening to Nicki Minaj anaconda song! Hold my Cock! * put the chicken gently on his head *

Bruce: * stutters in fear * Ewww.... I feel it's disgusting little chicken feet! And I don't know what you just said makes sense!- Don't leave!

(Y/N): * out of the motel and tripped down the stairs * I-I'm not confusing... * gets up slowly * I'm just gonna work for Sir Pent... At least he appreciates my time and effort.

Working
(Y/N) at Sir Pentious evil lair. (Y/N) accidentally caused an explosion. Nobody got hurt but everything is covered in ashes. Everybody is cleaning up.

Egg bois: * leaning against the bathroom door while listening to giggling and chuckling on the other side *

Egg boi 7: What are they doing in there?

Egg boi 69:  Boss never let us shower with him... * pouts *

* Bathroom door opens and all of them fall in *

(Y/N): * surprise * What are you devil eggs doing on the door? * Tighten towel around body *

Egg bois: * scrambled away except for one *

Egg Boi (favorite number): Miss (Y/N) are you with the boss man?...

(Y/N): I was. I'm just getting-
Sir Pentious: Come back! I was mistaken! It's was behind me!

(Y/N): Never mind. * try to close the door but got stuck with a tiny leg * Yes Egbert? Eggbert. Heh..

Egg boi (favorite number): That's not what I mean... Are you boss's lady?

(Y/N): Oh! Oh no no no! He's just my boss! Nothing more nothing less!

Egg boi (favorite number): Ah geez you guys have a very strange boss and henchman relationship...

(Y/N): You guys too. He basically kills half of you guys but you still act like it's nothing.

Sir Pentious: (Y/N)!! * pokes his head out of the curtain * Get out of here sssstupid egg! * looks at (Y/N) * Get back in here! I hate wasting water!

(Y/N): Coming! Hold your horses! * takes off towel accidentally thrown it on the egg boi face * Why are you gotta be so impatient? * adjust bra and boxers before hopping back in the shower and closing the curtain *

Sir Pentious: I don't have horses in here!

(Y/N): * giggles * That's not what it means! * Playfully squeals * Don't put your tail there! It tickles!

Sir Pentious: * chuckles * I'll let it sssslide for now.~ I quite enjoy your cute little noises.~

(Y/N): * snorts loudly *

Egg boi (favorite number): * pulls the towel off his face and stare at the shower curtain silhouettes * Hmmm... * see boss wraps his tail are (Y/N) legs and lower body * Lucky.... all nude... with boss man... * (Y/N) playfully slap his chest * I want to join too... * Sir Pentious pulling (Y/N) closer to him with his arms and licks her neck *

(Y/N): Eeeeek! Weirdo!

(here's a fan art that I forgot in the last chapter.)

)This was made from @galaxydiyartist on Instagram 😅 I forgot it on my last chapter that she also made it digital art and there is already digital made. Sorry ;-;)

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