Unedited!
Hello guys I decided the year (Y/N) and Bruce death was in the year 2016 in summer (you guys can decide in what part of summer like the beginning, middle or the end, etc.) I hope that's all right. If I'm doing my math right Angel and (Y/N) been dating for... sorry if I get it wrong... a couple months (I don't know the exact months) and two years before the happy hotel was a thing in hell.

Mini shorts time! A lot of fluffs with Angel Dust! Maybe a lime in the future.~ but this time I'm going to add some fluff with Sir Pentious! ^-^ also some more mini shorts of Angel and (Y/N) from before and after. I'm going to show their development in relationship from the beginning to present time. In some mini shorts contain some of hints of (Y/N) backstory and clues about what she's been trying to hide. I hope you guys enjoy it and also my brain is been acting all weird so sorry it doesn't make sense! Comment and vote please!

Btw some of these mini stories are based on pictures, YouTube videos and Instagram I found and I thought was funny.

(P.S sorry for posting it and taking off the first time... ;3; if you guys saw that I apologize I wasn't done yet...)

Husk 🎩🐱: Fixing The Gate
After the extermination.
Bruce and (Y/N) was horse playing in front of Husk's apartment and accidentally broke the front gate. They try to hide it but Husk finds out and force them to fix it before the landlord comes back.

Been a couple hours later and Husk is coming to check on them.

Husk: Hey Tweedledee and Tweedledumbass are you've done fixing the gate?

Bruce: Hey! * offended *

(Y/N): Just to be clear... I'm tweedledumbass, right?

Husk: Did you fix it or not. * annoyed *

Bruce: Yesss....? * unsure *!

Husk: What the fuck did you do now?

Bruce: It not me! * defensive mode *

(Y/N): * bluntly tone * It was your fat ass that broke it anyways.

Bruce: Like you're the one to speak! * angry at (Y/N) * And you shoved me!

(Y/N): First of all I'm not fat I'm thick. Husk look at my ass-. * turns to look at Husk to see his back *

Husk: I'm not looking at your ass. I'm looking at this gate. * stares at the gate with no emotion *

(By the way I hope you guys can see the pictures because I don't know how to describe this and I found this on Instagram.)

Bruce: I know like why is that so smart yet so ghetto. * stands next to Husk to stare at the gate *

Husk: It's mostly ghetto but as long as does the job it's fine.

(Y/N): R-Really?! Bruce was telling me to take it off! * wiggling in glee *

Bruce: * points angerly at (Y/N) * Because-!

Husk: Leave it alone it's fine. You idiots are giving me a headache buy me some booze with your money. I'm gonna take a nap. * walks away *

Bruce: * gasp dramatically * You can't-!

(Y/N): Alright Husk! * grabs Bruce arms and yeets him out the gates accidentally Breaking the hinge * Shit... I seee nothing... * runs *

Angel Dust 😇: Men

Before the exclamation.
Lately since you brought Angel into your house, you notice somethings been off. Like the musky smells, boxers (Angel doesn't wear boxers), and used condoms. You don't really question Angel since you probably know what it is and you're not happy about it. You don't mind him doing his job but in your own house that's crossing the line. You made zero rules in the house except for a few little minor things with Angel. You just hope that Angel will not make a fuss about this new rule you have. Kim suddenly give you a paid day off and you decide to surprise Angel by coming over with his favorite fast food when you told him you're not coming today.

(Y/N) just arrived and unlocking the front door.

(Y/N): * walks in side and Wiggles greets her but hears faint squeaky noises * Hey baby. * puts the takeout on the small coffee table and picks up Wiggles * Where's-.

(Y/N) hear Angel's voice coming down the hallway.

Angel: * in a lewd loud voice * HARDER DADDY!

Loud pounding noises and moaning.

(Y/N): * cringe in disgust and put down Wiggles * Stay here Wiggles.

Wiggles: * sad oinking  *

(Y/N): Don't worry. I'm not mad at him only annoyed. I'm mad at myself for not making it clear that I don't want him bringing his work here. * pats wiggles head * I will only get mad at him if he's doing it the bed I used when I come overnight.

(Y/N) walk towards the direction where the noises coming from and Wiggles sits down and waits in the living room.

Wiggles: * hears the door open * Oink... * hide under the couch and curls up into a ball *

Angel: * hears the door open, looks up and gasps * Why are yer here?!

(Y/N): * sees Angel in doggy position in his bed with an Bull demon holding his hips behind him * Hmm... I don't maybe because it's ọ̷͍͈͠ư̸̢͈̙̙̫̳͙̮͑͛͘ȑ̴̢͎͓̙̖̀͛͑͜ house.

Angel: * straightens up and covers dick with his blanket * I can-!

(Y/N): It's my fault. I didn't say anything about this. I would've been mad if you did in my bed.

Bull demon: * looking up and down (Y/N) * Whom 'tis Jewel here? Quite the looker.~

Angel: * looks back glaring at the bull demon *

(Y/N): * blank face * Sir can you please leave this house you can finish but not here.

Bull demon: Are you join-.~

Angel: She's not.

Bull demon: I'll pay d-.

Angel: * get angry * Ya deaf!? She's not a prostitute!

Bull demon: That's a woman? AND DON-MOOO AHH OWW!

(Y/N): * grabs the bull by the horns * Out. * start pulling him out of the bed *

Bull: Oi! Oooh..~ Pull harder.~

(Y/N): * Cringe in disgust * Are you enj—?! Ugh! * in the living room now, open the front door and shove the bull demon outside *

Bull demon: * pouts * Why stop?

Angel: * runs next to (Y/N) dress in normal clothes and hold the bull clothes in his arms *

(Y/N): * points at the bull and threatening tone * Treat this goddess next to me well. If I found any scratches or bruises on him I will fuckin put a bullet through your thick head, putting you down like the beast you are, right after I castrated you! * puts hands in pocket back pants *

Bull demon: * angry * YOU- * freezes after filling cold metal on forehead*

(Y/N): Test. Me. * Clicks gun *

Bull Demon: * annoyed but turns around * You better make up the time Angel Dust.

Angel: * looks at (Y/N) in concerned * (Y/-.

(Y/N): We'll talk when you come back. * walks back inside and close the door, locking it *

Wiggles peaks out from under the couch.

(Y/N): * Eyes soften and puts gun away  * Come here baby. * sits down on the floor and pets on thighs * Everything's fine don't worry.

Wiggles wiggles out of the couch and hops on her lap nuzzling her tummy.

(Y/N) takes a deep breath and close eyes her tightly.

(Y/N): * grabs head * A-Angel... * shaky breath * * trying to ignore trauma flashbacks in head *

Wiggles licks (Y/N)'s cheek.

(Y/N): * open eyes but are a bit glossy * Wiggles... * small smile * Thanks...

Couple hours later.
Angel entering the house spots (Y/N) on the couch with her legs crossed over, elbows on her knees and chin on her hands.

Angel: Babe-...
(Y/N): * Neutral tone * Sit down.

Angel: * trembling a bit and sits at the far end of the couch * B-Before you y-yell and h-h-hit me I just wanna say-....

(Y/N): * shock * Woah woah! What ? I'm not gonna do that I was just going to tell you that I will prefer if you will not bring any men to our house to do your job.

Angel: I-!
(Y/N): Angel when you come in this house I want you to feel this is a safe place. A place to get away from work. I don't judge you but I don't like your work being in this house.

Angel: * eyes glossy * Yer not mad?

(Y/N): I won't get mad as long you just follow that new rule.

Angel: I-
(Y/N): That's all I'm going to say and here is your favorite but it's cold. You could probably heat it up in the microwave or something. * picks up the takeout and place it in front of Angel *

Angel: Thanks... thanks a lot.. * arms extended out for a hug *

(Y/N): * stands up and goes around Angel * No, no, I know where those hands has been.

Angel: * puts arms down * OK...

(Y/N): I'm leaving now. * walks to the front door *

Angel: * turns to face (Y/N) with sad eyes * But...

(Y/N): * breathe out shakingly *I have things to do. I'm already a little bit late at my other job. I stay stay to just tell you that and that's it and also I don't think it's the best I stay right now. * Open the door and walks out *

(Y/N) lock the door behind her before leaning against it and sliding down to the floor, breathing heavily. (Y/N)'s hand clinch her shirt where her heart is.

(Y/N) mind: I'm fine. Don't get sensitive... You always knew about this but why...-no! No emotions... go to work... just keep going... don't look back... Never look back again.

Angel Dust 😇: Bra

Before the extermination.
Angel and (Y/N) are doing chores together. (Y/N) washing the dishes and Angel doing the laundry.

(Y/N): * happily humming a childhood tune *

Angel: * yells in angry loud voice* WHAT. DA. FUCK!?!

(Y/N): *sighs and yells back * What's wrong?!

Angel: COME IN HERE!

(Y/N): Ughh... * turns off the sink and wipe hands on sweat pants and talks to self * I was almost done with it... * walks to the laundry room, enters and sees Angel's back * What.

Angel: * turns around with an angry face, hold up with his right hand a pink lace bra with a cute heart bow in the center * Whom bitch bra is this!?

(Y/N): * blushes embarrassingly * M-mine...

Angel: * shouts * Lies!!!!

(Y/N): * annoyed * How?! You never saw my bras?! Plus don't you remember I showered earlier?!

Angel: So what you showered?! * randomly smells the bra * Huh. * confuse *

(Y/N): * flabbergasted *What da fuck you sniffed it.

Angel: To see if it has your smell and it does. It has that smell of that cologne I love so much with some sweat.

(Y/N): Boob sweat is the worst that's why I took it off to wash it.

Angel: Strange. I never thought you'd be this type of gal that wear these type of bras. * chuckles and throws the bra in the washing machine *

(Y/N): I don't care how the bra looks like, as long as it hold my melons it's fine.

Angel: Babe you're exaggerating there's nothing to hold. * smirks *

(Y/N): And you have no ass. I don't know why that all of hell wants to fuck you even though you have no cake. * walks towards Angel *

Angel: * smirk drops * Hey!-

(Y/N): * slams both hands on each side of Angel, on top of the washing machine, trapping him * Listen. * looks up with red eyes and a cold tone * Don't ever fucking assume that I'm that type of woman again. * snarls * You have no right to act like that since I actually find fucking boxers that ain't yours. I'm not like you that fucking sleeps with anybody. * remove arms and walks away *

Angel Dust 😇: Rooster 🐓
After the extermination
(Y/N) decided to let her chicken outside in the front yard for a bit while she gets lunch prepared. She heard a odd noise coming from the front Yard but ignores it thinking it was her chicken.

Lunch is done and (Y/N) walked outside to get her chicken to see her chicken is not the only one outside.

Angel walks out in the front yard to since (Y/N) didn't came back and now standing next to her looking at her confused. Wonder why she's just standing there.

(Y/N): Angel I don't know if I should just stand here and watch laughing or feeling bad-.

Angel: * crosses arms * What are you talking about?

(Y/N): * scratches head awkwardly * I heard a noise outside earlier when I was preparing lunch but I ignored it and now I see what it was. It's was a rooster. * points at the rooster *

Angel: * turns head towards the rooster and uncross arms * Where the fuck did that rooster came from?!

(Y/N): I don't know but don't worry he's very tiny compared to my chicken. But even though the huge size difference he's trying toooooo... um mate with here. He can't reach her hole and he's basically just flinging around on her back clinging on like an idiot.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(I hope can see this video because I find it hilarious. )

(Y/N): She looks like she doesn't mind but it also looks like she's getting a little annoyed... maybe- * See wiggles bolt past Angel and runs towards pair of chickens * what the?!

Wiggles headbutt the rooster off the hen. The rooster let a little screech but quickly shakes it off. Looks at the pig and puffs of his feathers around his neck angrily.

(Y/N): * eyes widen and panics * Oh no... RUN WIGGLES ! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Angel: WIGGGGLLLESSSS!?! * runs after Wiggles *

Before the rooster could hurt Wiggles the hen got between them and starts hissing at the rooster. The rooster hissing back at her and both starts fighting but didn't last long. The hen got him pinned down and pecking at his face mercilessly.

Angel: * scoops up Wiggles * My baby! It's OK daddy's here! * kisses his snout * Aww! My poor baby! * looks down at the bleeding rooster * Fuck you're brutal!! But hey it's nature.

(Y/N): * runs next to Angel and picks up hen* That's enough! * kicks the rooster * Shoo shoo! Get out!

(Y/N) chicken lets out a loud, 'RRREEEEEEEEE!'

Angel Dust 😇: Boundaries
Before the extermination.
(Y/N) came back home to see Angel standing in front of their house with a strange man named Travis. Angel explains that he needs to fuck him really quickly and he's gonna be in the house doing it. (Y/N) about to get angry but Angel just want her knowledge and this is going to be the last man inside the house. She hesitantly agrees but still want to go inside the house.

(Y/N) laying down on the couch looking at phone with a close soda can in her left hand.

(Y/N) mind: Why did the fuck I agreed to this. ಠ_ಠ

(Y/N) hears loud squeaking and pounding.

(Y/N): * cringe in disgust and mumbles * This is going to take forever... Hmmm... * idea pops up * * takes a deep breath and fake moans loudly * AAAAAY...~ (Made up name) you lick so good!~

Silence.

(Y/N): * sighs * Finally some quiet. * looks back at phone *

Fast approaching footsteps from a distance.

Angel: * nude and bodyslam (Y/N) on the couch* W̷̛͚͙̟̎̎̔̾̋̉̂͝͠H̸̖̰̮̙̘̩̤͉̪̯͐́̒͐́̑̌̈̈́͠͝O̴̺̖̟͍̺͉͎̪͚̯̞̎͊̌͑̈́ ̸̢̨͓̹̣̯͓̪̼̟͙̳̖̹̓͋̔̈́́͂ͅD̸̘̀̀̀̀Ą̷̧̛̤͔͉͓̘̭͙͈̦̺͐̽̾̿͂̈́͜ ̸̳͛̽̋͝F̸̯̗̘̠̲͇̩͍̥͉͙̣̘̓̑͆̀́Ų̷̧̧̫̫͕̲̰͎̦̱̞̐͗̇̾̆̎̀̿̍̃̕̚C̴͔̬̩̯̓͊̀̃̓̈́̓̆̔̐͂̃̃̚̕͜ͅK̶̢̧̞͓̮̮̺̼̰̗̪̑͑̒͋̚͠ ̶͈̘̞͎͍̅̔̿̓̋͐͆̒̈́̀̓͠͝I̶̧̢͚͎̻͉͍̋̐̊̋̊̾̍̒̿͑͂̆͜͠ͅS̸̢͇͖̲͛̽̆̑̾̽ ̸̢̻̠̞͇̮̙̰͔̬̣̠̭̯͊̆̍̽͒̄̚(̴̡̛̻͈͇̦̻̫́̏̋̇̚͝͝͠M̵̡͈̙͉͊͋̾̈͋̅̇Ȧ̶̡̨̺͕̦̻̹͖̠̰̳͉̻͆̓̉͗̏̉̃͝ͅD̴̛̺̫̯̙̠̞̞̈́̄̽̾͠Ȩ̴̧̛̪̖͖̦̘̙̹̗̯̪̙̮͛͌̅ ̴̢̻̻͈̘͔͖̙̓̽͌̋̽͊̏̕͜͜U̴̧̨͚̰̩̟̲̦͎͎̱̘̓͘͝P̴̧̺̦̯̣̺̯̳̪̮̫̬̦̭̞̈́̍͆͋̃̔̀͝ ̶̢̨̤̪̈͌͆͌̃͐̏͑́͛͋́̓̔͝N̴̹̩̻̥̙̋͂͗̏̈́̀̈̃͘͜Á̵̺̩̹̩̫̻͗̉̈́̀̈́͋̄̈͊͜͠Ṁ̷̧̧̖̻̠̜͈̙͙̰͜E̵̮̩̪̺̟̯̲͐͆̈́͘͝͝)̴̢̢̛͈͚͕͚̖̬̽͛̑̉͑̒̈́̃̈́̆̑͛̚?̷̛̣̰͕͇͈́̄̐̎̑́͒̅͒̒̽͛͜͠͝ͅ!̶͙̮̩́͐̍̑̀̾͊̚͠?̷̩̼̦̫̻̌̍͗̈́͊̾͑̆̔̎͝!̴̩̮̠̘̘̒͐̃̋͋̈̒̈́̓̿̌̀͜͠ͅ

(Y/N): * wheezing * I-I think you just made me breathe again...

Travis: * walks in normal attire * Hey, Slut! We're not done!

Angel: * turns heads to Travis and glares daggers * Get out!!!

Travis: What da fuck?!

(Y/N): * soda still in hand and shakes it * Before you go take a drink for the road. * holding it out at an awkward angle over the couch with Angel still on top *

Travis: * rudely grabbing it out of (Y/N) hand * I'm not paying slut! * Angrily walks out and slams the door *

(Y/N): Three... two...

Travis: * muffled and gurgling * Aahgsgjafsgafafsgfs?!

(Y/N): Heh...

Angel: Don't ignore me!!!

(Y/N): FUCK ANGEL!! There was nobody here, only me! I only did that to shut you guys up! I won't give my virginity to anybody! * shove Angel chest * Get off! You're dick is poking me!

Angel gets off (Y/N) but doesn't bother to cover his self up.

(Y/N): * Get off the couch and grabbed one of the pillows and place it in front of angels crotch * There's needs to be fucking boundaries! In this house! Our house! No other people getting in except us! This house is only for us, got it!? The only exception is Cherri! No fucking, prosecution, drugs or porn related stuff with others! You don't see me bringing a slut in the house or douche! Fuckin please understand!- AH! I'm just done! I'm not gonna stay in the house today I'm leaving! I'll come back whatever I want or when you get your shit together! * stomping out and slams the door close * By the way dinners in the fridge if you're hungry! * kicks Travis * Don't just stand there!

Sir Pentious 🐍: 1990s
Before the extermination.
Sir Pentious wanted to be more cool so he tried asking (Y/N) for help. (Y/N) didn't take him seriously and told him random things like Captain planet, the 90s, skateboards and slang.

(Y/N) Walks on Sir Pentious work room because he called her.

(Y/N): I'm here what-

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(if you could see the video watch it, that's how basically he acted and dressed like.)

Sir Pentious: * sparkling and waiting for a complement*

(Y/N): * cringing really hard but turns around and walks out *

Sir Pentious 🐍: Hang Out
Before the extermination.
Lately others demons think he doesn't have any friends and for some reason that doesn't sit well for him. So he ask (Y/N) wants hang out with him in the afternoon at Coffee place. She agrees but doesn't know what she's getting herself into.

(Y/N): * deadpanned * Why are you where that shirt and backwards baseball cap again? And in public...
(The same shirt from the last mini short.)

Sir Pentious: What's up, my fellow gamers!

(Y/N): I'm the only one here...

Sir Pentious: Don't be jelly of my fresh looks! Let kick it at the Coffee shop! * crack voice * HIT THE DAB! * dabs *

(Y/N): * internally cringing *

Sir Pentious: (Y/N) dab with me!

(Y/N): * turns around and walks away * I-I actually forgot I do have something to do! Bye! See you tomorrow, boss!

Sir Pentious: * Hood flares up angerly and points at (y/N ) * You're running away from intimacy!

Husk 🎩🐱: Powder Stuff
After the extermination.
(Y/N) been noticing the chicken having mysterious white powder stuff at random days. And notice if she accidentally inhale it gives a nasty side effect. She decided to ask her Husk if he knows what's wrong with the chicken and why it keeps getting that powder stuff.

(Y/N): Husk... * holding the chicken and holding the wings down so it is a flap away *

Husk: * hunch over the couch * Fuck off... I'm hang over...

(Y/N): I-It's important. See. * hold the chicken where Husk head supposed to be * Lately my chicken been getting weird powder stuff on her and I don't know where it comes from I was wondering if you know ... anything... about... this..

Husk: * lift his head off the couch and stares at the chicken blankly * You're a chicken produce drugs.

(Y/N): Wut.

Husk: This chicken breed is really dangerous besides being really aggressive also when they're stressed out or if feels like it's going to lose it produce this 'white powder stuff' that you've been saying and it's basically drugs just much worse and stronger. It comes off the feather so it's like dandruff to them but drugs to other demons. When they produce enough of it they flap it all over the demon.

(Y/N): * trying to process the information Husk just told * Sooo... You saying my cock been stress?...

Husk: Yeah and fucking cover in hardcore drug so careful with it you shouldn't be holding it close to my face. * gently take the chicken out of my hand and put it on the floor far from the couch *

(Y/N): * worried * Why do you thing she stressed out about?

Husk: * glares * Did you fuckin snorted the chicken?! You're poultry covered in-!

(Y/N): Is it possible to snort it?

Husk: Don't fuckin think about it.

The chicken in the corner of the room boarding.

Chicken mind: Stupid Demons. I want chicks.

Wiggles walks next to the Chicken. Oinking cutely.

Chicken mind: Close enough.

Chicken jumps on Wiggles back, trying to cover his whole with feathers and body.

Chicken mind: You're my chick now.

Husk 🎩🐱: The Knife 🔪

After the extermination.
The (Y/N) and Bruce decide to drink some of his favorite booze, got drunk and end up playing the knife game.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Husk walks seeing them playing with a knife.

(Y/N): * doesn't notice Husk entering the house * Y-You *hiccups *  Cheap-cHeat! U handy-handy hardly-hub-huv-have fingers! An-and I told u I can totally be a lawyer.

Bruce: * burps and also doesn't notice Husk * You got no skills... Wut we doing again?...

Husk: 💢 You fuckers really drink my booze.

(Y/N): * jumps up and panic * sDhit it's Poo-Po! R-run! * clumsily stands up and runs into the wall *

Husk: * stomps towards both of them and takes away the knife * Give me that! Its like you two fuckers share a single Braincell!

Husk 🎩🐱: Child
(Y/N) and Husk got into a little argument about house chores.

Husk: I'm not your fuckin made maid! Clean your fucking mess when you're done using my bathroom!

(Y/N): Ugh... I'll do it later. I'm waiting for Bruce to get my-
Husk: CLEAN IT NOW!

(Y/N): * huffs * I'll clean it when I want to. I just don't see the point of cleaning it right now if I'm gonna make a mess again later.

Husk: JUST CLEAN IT!

(Y/N): * Stomping feet * NNNNOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

Husk: * extremely pissed off * YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD!

(Y/N): * blows a raspberry at Husk's face*

Husk: * freezing up and close eyes*

(Y/N) and Husk standing in the awkward silence before Husk suddenly turns around and walks in his room. (Y/N) thinking she wins and sits down and turns on the TV.

Husk: * Comes back with a belt in his hand/paw * (Y/N). COME. Here. NOW.

(Y/N): * turns head around, pales and having a Vietnam flashback * W-W-Why...?

Husk: You wanna act like a child than I treat you like a child.

(Y/N): THAT'S CHILD ABUSE!

Husk: I would never hit a actual child but I don't care about hitting a man child like you.

(Y/N): * Gets up and runs towards the window and jump through it  *

Bruce was just coming back from the store and was at the front door.

Bruce: * jumps back * WH- * right away recognize (Y/N) * what the hell is wrong with you!

(Y/N): HUSK GONE MAD!!!! RUN!! * runs down the stairs *

Husk: * kicks Open the door * Come back here!

Bruce: Y-you almost hit me with the door!

Husk: * holds up the belt * You want discipline too?

Bruce: N-No...

(Y/N): * from a distance * Protect your hands and ass!

(Y/N) Flashback:

5 years old (Y/N): M-Mami... * mommy roughly grabs my hands with one hand* Ma-AH! * Tries to pull my hands away but fails * P-p-Pw-AAAHHH! * P-Perd-AHH!!! TE AMo, mAmI! * Crying loudly to only get the top of my hands whip with a belt instead my palm, making me scream in pain *

Mommy: Cállate, Mocosa! * snaps angrily *

Angel Dust 😇: Cleaning
Before the extermination
(Y/N) and Angel are wiping down all the counters tables in the house.

(Y/N): * finish cleaning the kitchen counter and turns around to find Angel's bending over to clean the kitchen table *  Cute... * Sprays Angel's bottom with cleaning spray *

Angel: * surprise yelp and turns around *Hey! What da hell are you doing?!

(Y/N): I'm just following the instructions! * giggles *

Angel: * Rolls his eyes and laughs *

(Y/N): Hehh... It's says to spray on flat surfaces.

Angel: * stops laughing and gasp dramatically *  Excuse me?!

(Y/N): * poker face * Its true anyways. I don't know why you're getting offended.

Angel: My ass is popping! * drops cleaning supplies * I'm going in my room!

(Y/N): Angel!

Angel Dust 😇: Chicken 🐔
(Y/N) and Angel worryingly watching the chicken that's standing weirdly on a cushion chair outside.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Angel: Do ya think she alright?

(Y/N): I don't know... I've been around chickens since I was a child. Maybe...-

The chickens suddenly lays an egg.

(Y/N): Oooh! She was just laying egg! Wanna an omelette?

Angel: * gasp and slaps (Y/N)'s shoulder * Don't ya dare!

Sir Pentious 🐍: Just The Tips
Before the extermination.
(Y/N) did a harmless prank on Sir Pentious and he's not happy about it.

Sir Pentious: * holding up a fist * Look at thisssss! 💢

(Y/N): * has Egbert on head and trying not to giggles * A fist? It looks mighty.

Sir Pentious: Not that you imbecile! * opens up fist * This! * throws a small rubber ball at (Y/N)'s face and bounce off *

(Y/N): * unfazed at the bouncy ball and giggles *

Egbert: * whispers * Don't laugh...

Sir Pentious: * flares up hood angrily * SSSSStop that! It's not funny! Not only drop a bucket full of the sssssstupid little rubber ballsss on my head but you also ruined all my clothing by coloring them!

(Y/N): * burst out laughing * Haha! Just the tips! HAHA!!

Sir Pentious: SSSSSSHUT UP!

(Y/N): * stops but has a shit eating grin * M'kay. Geez I can't believe you can't take a joke.

Sir Pentious: I don't like this joke! Because of you I have to get new clothing and you have to pick up all those tiny little balls that sssspilled all over the floor in my office!

Egbert: It's bouncy balls sir.

Sir Pentious: Nobody's asking you!

Eggbert accidentally falls off (Y/N)'s head taking her hat with him. (Y/N) doesn't notice her hat came off.

(Y/N): Boss.~ Relax it's just the tips nobody will notice. And also say it don't spray it. Would you like it if somebody spits or have their tongue in your face? * grins *

Sir Pentious: * leans face extremely close to (Y/N)'s face on purpose * You have no right to tell me what to-
(Y/N): * sticks out tongue and press just the tip of the tongue on his *

Sir Pentious: * instantly quiet down, eyes wide with a sparkle inside, heart beat speeding up *

(sorry for the bad lighting, you probably can't see the picture I draw a small comic but it kind a looks weird.)

(Y/N): * pulls back after five seconds and giggles * You should see your face. * Touch own head * Where my-oh! Thanks Eggbert. * grabs hat from Egbert hand and put it back on head * * look back at danger noodle and use pointer finger to push sir Pentious tongue back in his mouth * I'll pick up those balls now. * walks away * And also don't worry about buying more clothes I use washable marker.

Sir Pentious: * Stun and flustered * W-what just happened...?

Sir Pentious 🐍: Egg Parents
(Y/N) working overnight and the egg bois are getting overworked and very sleepy. (Y/N) convince Sir Pentious to clocked out for the night and let the eggs rest.

(Y/N) walks next to Sir Pentious and his work desk after finishing putting all the egg bois to bed.

(Y/N): I got the egg bois in bed. I gave them each a jellybean. They brushed their teeth/shell, they're mellow/totally cool now. I also brought you some chamomile tea. * puts tea next to Sir Pentious on his desk *

Sir Pentious: * put pencil down on blueprints and looks at (Y/N) oddly * You're treating them like their children. * picks up tea, lightly blow on it before sipping on it *

(Y/N): Is that bad? * turns around and lean against the desk * I used to take care of kids when I was younger. * smiles softly * I can't believe how much I missed it. * frowns * Kind of makes me wish I have my own kids.

Sir Pentious: * chokes on tea *

(Y/N): Did you swallow the teabag again? * push off the desk and pets his back * Maybe I should start removing them before serving it to you.

Sir Pentious: Y-you...—- children!.. whnt! You want kids?! * blushes lightly *

(Y/N): Kinda. But with the egg bois already make me feel like I'm with kids again so I'm fine. * reach out and remove the teabag out of his cup *

Sir Pentious: * disappointment * Wh-you sure... * try to gain some confidence and blushes * I could help you with that...

(Y/N) : Nice, now you are my new son.

Sir Pentious: * blushes embarrassingly and gets angry * NOT like that you nincompoop!* calms down a bit * ... maybe...— offer my assistance to help-you know....

(Y/N): * sucks on the teabag * Mmmm.~ * zoning out *

Sir Pentious: * Hood flares up annoyedly and right eye twitch *

(Y/N): Good night, boss man. Sleep tight and don't let the big bugs bite! * pecks his check, throws the tea bag in the trash bin next to his desk and walked out the door*

Sir Pentious: * Touch the cheek that been kissed * w-what... wh-what.. was I doing... Kids?! Ugh! What do I want that?! What good comes from having kids?!

Slithers to a nearby window and see (Y/N) walking out from the entrance.

Sir Pentious: * Hood flares up angrily * there she goes again exiting through the entrance! * slams fist against the wall * She never freaking listens! So why would I like to have children with a obnoxious idiotic nincompoop that never listen to me but somehow it gets the job done, always helps me relax at times, makes really nice tea, showers with me and helps me wash my back... gives very nice pecks... * lowers hood down a bit and smiles lightly * heh... yeah... why would I ever have a kid with her... an adorable curious child that will most likely be interested in my machines and follow in my footsteps... someone to pass down my genius- * face turn red and hood flares up again * NO! NOOOO!

Slither fast out of his work office all the way back to his room and flops on his bed.

Sir Pentious: * grabs a pillow and screams in it * AAAAAAHHHHHHH! I have feelings for a nincompoop! Why (Y/N)?!

Egg bois enter his room.

Egg boi #90: Really!?

Egg boi #69: About time you.

Egg boi #45: I didn't know he liked her.

Egg boi #55: So kawaii! UWU

Egg boi #666: (Y/N) is a woman? * scratches head *

Egg boi #489: So do we call her Miss boss woman, Miss (Y/N) or is alright we call her mommy?

Sir Pentious: * extremely angry and embarrassed * YOU... OUT ALL OF YOU!

Angel Dust 😇: Pizza Thots
Angel and (Y/N) we're going on a date to a pizza restaurant until random male bee demon stop them requesting for Angel service. Angel was about to deny the service until he heard how much the bee demon is willing to pay. (Y/N) is mad at Angel for that about to yell a him but two female siamese cats demon, one at each side of her, purring and rubbing their faces on her cheek and shoulder asking for a fun time.

Angel: Get yer filthy paws-!

(Y/N): Sure ladies.~ * wraps arms around both cat demons waist * I see no problem since my 'date' is already leaving. * glares at Angel * Have fun. * starts walking away with both cat ladies * Do you two lovely ladies have a name?~

Siamese cat demon #1: I'm Yue.~ * licks (Y/N) cheek *

Siamese cat demon #2: Mai.~ * wraps tail around (Y/N) waist *

(Y/N): (Male Name).~ I hope you both dont mind that we're going to a pizza restaurant.~ You both could get whatever you want on me.~

Yue and Mai: Really?! Thank you! I hope we get a nice dessert after.~

Angel watching as Yue, Mai and (Y/N) continue walking away, giggling and purring. Angel glaring daggers at the pair of cats demon.

Bee demon: Damn. I kind of want your little buddy to join in too but you-Hey?! Where are you going?!

Angel: I change my mind. * walking away in the same direction where the trio walked off *

Bee demon: What?! * grabs Angel's arm roughly * You fucking slut give back my money-! BANG! * let go and falls to the ground *

Angel: * blows the smoke off is gun * Ya should've paid me after the job was done, dumbass.

At the Pizza restaurant.

Mai: I don't like this table.

Yue: I agree. I don't like us sitting across from you.~ We should ask for a different table!

(Y/N): Ladies! The table is fine plus we already order our foods and it going to arrive-.

😇: Yer Pizza, my king.~ * Please a single large size in front of (Y/N) with (favorite toppings) spelling out 'I screwup. Forgive me?' on top *

(Y/N): * looks at pizza for a second before looking up to see Angel in a cute pizza girl uniform with small twin pigtails *

(Y/N): * rolls eyes but blushes a bit at Angel's uniform *

Mai: * hair rising up and hiss * Piss off whore!

Yue: * nails grows longer and sharper * Go back sucking that guy d*ck. At least we're real ladies.

Angel: ... * stares blankly at them before jumping across the table, elbow drop/body slams Mai and Yue *

Mai and Yue: * screeching like cats in pain *

(Y/N): * watching and eating pizza slice *

Angel Dust 😇 and Sir Pentious 🐍: Overlord Fight
After the extermination.
Angel and (Y/N) are walking around hell. (Y/N) was getting a little tired and Angel it's now giving her a piggyback ride while she relax her head on his shoulder. Sir Pentious at a nearby shop season across the street and assumes Angel is kidnapping (Y/N) because she looks tired and has his arms around her in a secure manner. Sir Pentious it's ready to slither all the way over there to 'rescue' her until they heard a big explosion.

Angel: Eh?

(Y/N): Angel what-.* A big strong gust of air comes out of nowhere blowing things around *

Angel Dust:

(Y/N):

Sir Pentious: * gets blown away and slams into a pole *

Angel: Shit! There's probably an overlord fight close by we better get out of here! * holding (Y/N) bride style instead and runs opposite direction where the wind is coming from *

Sir Pentious 🐍: WiFi Password
(Y/N) trying to use the Wi-Fi in Sir Pentious's Office.

(Y/N): * having trouble remembering the password * Hmmm... Hey, Pent can I have the Wi-Fi password?

Sir Pentious: * looks away from blueprints and blushes * O-Of course!

Sir Pentious: * clears throat * I.

(Y/N): * types * I...

Sir Pentious: L-O-V-E

(Y/N): * types * L-O-V-E....

Sir Pentious: Y-O-U. * Blushes bright red and holding hands behind back *
...
I Love You. <3

(Y/N): * typing * <.... 3.... Sorry- It doesn't work. Damn it.

Sir Pentious: * slouches sadly * The password or my confession?

(Y/N): * suddenly remembers the real password, types it in and works * Yes! I can finally finish my show!

Sir Pentious: What show? Does it have Adam Sandler?

(Y/N): * not paying attention *Oh I love that show too!
Sir Pentious: You've seen it????? Click is good too!

(Y/N): Huh? * looks at him weirdly * No. That's a movie not a show.

Angel Dust 😇: Dora The ******* Explorer
Angel and (Y/N) plan to do some fun playfully role-play and cosplay together at the park.

(Y/N): * dressed like Dora * * wear brown hair mushroom/bowl cut wig, pink short sleeve shirt, orange shorts, white shoes with yellow socks and purple backpack *

Angel: * dress like a sexy Swiper the Fox *

( this is the drawing I haven't finish coloring and a digital version of it! I think I did all right for the digital one. It was my very first time.)

(Y/N): Are you * beep * kidding me.

Angel: I'm gonna swipe your virginity!

(Y/N): Angel no horny!

Angel no horny!

Angel no horny!

Angel: * pouts and snaps fingers * Aww man...- * gets hit with a purple backpack * WHAT DA * BEEP *

(Y/N): Don't * BEEP * me! I thought we're going to * BEEEP * dress accurate to the show but nooo! I came dressed like a *beeep* Dora and you dressed like a *beeep * *beeep* *beeep* Swiper! * rips off ugly brown football shape mushroom haircut wig * I'm * BEEP * done with this outfit! And here I thought we're both going to be dressing.. Agh!

Angel: WHAT'S WITH THE BEEPING!?

(Y/N): Dora the explorer is a kid show. No fowl language.

Angel: What does that have to do with all the beeping!? How are you * beep * censored us!

( (Y/N) somehow convince Alastor to be map and he's hiding in the bushes and also using his powers censorship them. (Y/N) did told him the Dora doesn't say any bad words. Alastor never came out of the bushes until they left but he sure was entertain.)

Husk 🎩🐱: A Cup Of Tea
(Y/N) in Husk kitchen sitting at a small little table with a mug of tea. Across from her is Husk reading a newspaper and bottle of cheap booze next to him.

(Y/N): Husky...

Husk: * not looking up from newspaper * I'm gonna cut your tongue if you say that again.

(Y/N): I know it's none of my business but do you drink anything else than booze?

Husk: You're right, it's none of your fucking business.

....

(Y/N): What some my tea?

Husk: * size and puts the newspaper on the table * You drug it?

(Y/N): No. It's just regular Earl Grey tea. I know how to make chamomile tea too but that one is better for relaxing. * shyly holds out the mug *

Husk: * stares for a moment before hesitantly takes the tea * I didn't know you made tea.

(Y/N): I just learned how to make tea for my boss. Once in awhile I take his teabags so I could have some for my self.

Husk: Is this his tea you use? * sips *

(Y/N): Yup. But I'm using my own water, cup and sweetener. By the way I haven't add any to mine yet do you want honey or sugar?

Husk: Nah. It's good like this. Can I keep this mug and you could make yourself another one?

(Y/N): Of course! I'm just glad you're drinking something other than-! * deadpanned at Husk as he pours his booze inside the mug * Never mind. * gets up and grabs the leftover hot water and a mug to make more tea *

Bruce: * walks in * Morning guys do we have any, Coffee?

(Y/N): NoPe. Only tea. * reach for a tea bag and touches something sticky * what... * pulls hand back and stares at it * Brucey come here.

Bruce: * walks over (Y/N) * What?

(Y/N): Smell my finger, Bruce. * put finger close to Bruce nose *

Bruce: * sniffs * It's honey.

Husk: * watching the whole time with a WTF face * Why would you sniff her fucking fingers without a second thought.

(Y/N) phone is ringing on the counter.

(Y/N): * wipes fingers on Bruce face * That's mine! * runs, slides across the kitchen table and crashed into the counter * I-I ... Ay.... mean to do that...

Bruce: Pppffft!

(Y/N): * stands up, straightens out back and answer the phone * Que pasa, Hom-What.? Shit! Ummm... * covers phone with hand and looks at Husk with shock and surprise face * My boss found out about the tea bags... * uncover phone * Heeeyyyyy.... About that....

6500 words!
Again sorry for taking so long and also I'm working on a mini story for a friend that was his birthday just recently! I'll try to update as soon as possible sorry for the wait!