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I apologize for taking so long to update my story. I just recently got a job that been taking most of my time and I keep having second thoughts/doubting too much on this story.

By the way I draw that picture last year! I draw this in one of my classes before COVID-19. My teacher almost caught me. I can't believe I still have this! I draw it on a piece of scrap paper!

Anyway back to the story! Hopefully it's not too bad and you enjoy it!

Angel Dust POV:

"I-I thought..."

"You thought wrong. I don't ever want to see you again.... Good bye, forever."

"DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!"

"(Y/N)!!!!

"AHHHHHHH!" My eyes snap open, covered in a cold sweat, shaking, heart pounding, looking around the dimly lit room I'm in suspicious. I don't recognize this room.

'Where am I?!'

I'm in a king sized bed with a thin black blanket and two large yellow fluffy pillows. It's very plain room, gray pale walls, concrete floor and two white doors that leads to who to knows what.

The paranoid that the horror may have followed me here, I don't know what I really dream... It was all black and all I heard was mine and (Y/N) voices.... I carefully remove the blanket off of me to see both my legs wrapped securely with gauze bandaids rolls and medical tape. Surprisingly both my legs look clean. No blood was visible.

I cautiously move my legs off the edge so they're hanging off, shivering, rubs my head and eyes and tries to fully awaken. I pushed myself off the bed standing wobbly on my still injured legs. My legs still hurt like hell but not as much as before. I clumsy stumbled to one of the two doors. With a shaking hand I opened it to reveal a bathroom with the lights still on. It's a decent size bathroom, still has the same gray walls and concrete floor, no windows, a toilet, shower with a curtain, small trash can that's overfilled with used napkins/bandaids(?) and some on the floor, small wall mirror and a sink. I enter the bathroom, looks in the mirror slowly, cautiously, as if not sure of what I'll see.

SLAM!!!

I jumped and hissed in pain. In the reflection on the mirror I sees the second door slam open, a shadow enters looked around frantically before spotted me in the bathroom.

Before I could even react the shadow bolted towards me attacking with a hug.

"An Just!" A voice is muffled in my floof.

"(Y/N)?!"

She remove her face off my chest and looked up at me. Tears raced down her cheeks. "I-I was so worried! D-you blending...BLEEDING! Bleeding a lot... the fucking angels. Bombs... Chicken! I didn't want to lose you!" She stuttered, scrambling her words. While trying to explain things she had her arms wrapped tightly around my second pair of arms squeezing me tightly. I usually hate being squeezed but...

"Ya worried about me?..." Tears was forming at the corners of my eyes but I wouldn't let it fall. "Yer okay..."

"Of course Angel! I-fuck!" She slipped on one of those used bandages that on the floor causing her face plant slightly below my floof. (The Picture at the beginning.)

"...."

"You're legs!" She stick her arms under my lower armpits and around my back. Lifting me off the ground a bit. Shift her weight to her right leg and stick it between my legs. I blushed lightly at that. She grab my right hand with her left, and drape it over her shoulder. With her head under my right armpit, she wrap her arm around the back of my right knee. Squat down and position my body on her shoulders. Trying to equally distribute my body weight on each side. Grabbing my right hand with her right hand.

"Perdóname Angel." She muttered under her voice and lightly kisses my forearm.
I'm feeling as though there are butterflies in the stomach.

She carried me back to the bed I woke up in. Gently laid me down in the bed.

" I hope I didn't hurt you or cause discomfort." She sighed and rubbing her face with both hands. "You shouldn't be walking right now! I mean it's great that you're able to but you're still hurt!"

"I'm good. Nothing hurt too bad. Thanks... GASP! Where's Wiggles?!" I try to get back for only her place her gloveless hands on my chest, gently pushing me to lay down in the bed again.

"He's safe. He's with Cherri Bomb in the other room."

"Cherri?"

"Yeah...."

"How?"

"Weeeeelllllllllll.... Long story short... when I finally stopped crying for a moment I went to check on you to see Wiggles frantically scratching at the door squealing and oinking frighteningly.... I also saw your phone left on the couch... Worst case scenario is that you left to find Kim... um... The extermination was going to start soon... I panicked. I picked up your phone, Wiggles and ran outside. I placed him in the underground bunker first before start searching for you. I wasn't sure if I will find you... so I start searching through your phone that was unlocked by the way.... Cherri Bomb.... She was the first person in your contacts...." She looks slightly hurt but understandable at same time.

"Anyway I called her and quickly explain everything to her and she was pretty much pissed at me but she still agreed to help me look for you. I found you first but when the other angel attacked us, Cherri Bomb came just in time to save our asses and held them back while I carried you back to safety of the bunker." She gently push the hair out of her face to reveal her stitches broke on her neck barely keeping her head on, a multiple huge red handprints on both her cheeks.

"What happen to ya neck?! Ya face?!"

"Por favor perdóname.... I like going through people stuff but I respect yours." I have no idea what she's talking about at this point. I'm more worried about her neck. She still acting normal-ish but still that doesn't look right.

"It's alright. But ya-." I tried my best to be gentle as a cup her face into my hand. "Yer neck... face..."

"Cherri slapped me. I could really tell she wanted to punch me instead...." She awkwardly chuckle as I took out my spider silk. "My neck is fine... The exterminator angel luckily got me on my stitches and only ripped them. My neck is fucked up since I got here. It doesn't cause me pain but it's annoying that's why I always have stitches on it but I didn't have time to fix it right now." She flinch a bit when she feel me passed my silk through her neck.

"What-."

"I'm fixing ya neck. Hold still."

"Where did you get-."

"I'm a spider demon babe."

"I know. But where did that silk- -....  never mind I don't wanna know." It was quiet while I was sewing up her neck. When I was finish I tried up the end and bite off the rest.

"Done."

"Thanks..."

It was awkward silence until she speak again changing the subject.

"She's really amazing friend. I'm really happy you have somebody like her in hell." She smiles very small, looking away for a brief moment before looking back at my eyes.

"Ya really amazing ya self. Ya could've just left meh out there but ya really risk ya own safety to find me." I respond back... with a strange tone of emotion in my voice... I could hardly contain this strange feeling... I felt this before... I wasn't able to figure out what this feeling was since it didn't last long the first time...

"Nah. I'm not amazing. It was my fault the first place." She looks down, hair covering her eyes now.

"Yer are-!"

Sniffs...

"Angel..." She whimpers out in a small heartbroken voice.

My heart throb and flutter. It pains me to see her like this but also gives me great warmth inside of me that she cared so much about my safety.

"(Y/N)..."
She didn't respond but only quickly wiped her eyes and sniffle some more.

I gently place my pointer finger underneath her chin. Slowly lift her head up, looking deeply into her eyes still gloss over as I slowly lean in.

She took a sharp breath and stared at me with wide eyes. I swear for a moment I saw her blue eyes flash a different color but was too fast to know what color it changed to.

'Shit. We never kissed before! This is the worst time to!' I mentally facepalm. 'She's feeling like terrible and you want to kiss her?! Dumbass!' I scolded myself.

"I-I'm sor-." I remove my hand off her chin, scooting back a bit giving her some space and awkwardly scratch the back of my head.

"You may. I don't deserve it but if you want... go for it." She look down at her now fiddled with her fingers as she said that.

"N-nah. Not because you don't deserve it it's because you're not comfortable. I'm not gonna kiss you unless you kiss me first-." I got cut off with her arm extended out and finger gently pressed against my lips.

...

She took a deep breath and let out a big sigh.

She awkwardly shuffled closer to me as close as she can. Removed her finger off my lips, placing one hand on my lower back and the other under my knees. Lifting up and moving enough to place me on her lap. Being extra caution with my legs. I blush lightly at that. I don't usually sit on her lap often. I usually don't have enough time to settle until she pushed me off or gets up in annoyance. Her thighs are so warm... squishy but firm and nice thickness. My ass never been on someone so nice... or comforting before.

"You're amazingly freaking tall... I'm an idiot but... here it goes." One her hand is placed on my floof and gently grip it, tugging it down signaling me to bend over a bit. I obliged and as soon as we were somewhat to her level she use the other hand to gently grip behind my neck. We looked straight in the eye both blushing but hers is more brighter than mine I bet. She took another deep breath before closing her eyes leaning in and placing her lips on mine kissing me.

Maybe time stopped when her lips met mine, but the flutter only intensified. Her lips brushed my, softly, delicately, like butterfly wings, just long enough that I could inhale her breath, feel the warmth of her skin, and the taste of her slightly chapped lips but I don't mind. It still wasn't clear if I'm dreaming this moment to life, but there was raw emotion in the way her fingers curled around my floof and other hand now in my hair. I definitely tell she's inexperience but... She's very gentle and sweet. I want more.

I wrap my arms all around her body, pulling her as close as possible to my body. I lightly push your back causing her to lean back and our chests are now touching. I start moving my lips soon she starts moving hers too. Our lips move like Beautiful symphony together.

I kept my eyes half open, sneaking a guilty peek at her every time I came back for air, just to make sure this wasn't a product of my imagination. I could feel (Y/N) heart pounded in her chest. We are both laying down on the bed with me laying on top of her.

I could feel her soft, warm body underneath me, and I caressed her thighs, while I slowly began to lick and nibble on her lower lip.

At those actions it caused her to squeak and open her eyes quickly.

The squeak surprise me causing me to pull back. Now sitting on top of her thighs I looked down at her. Her face is gorgeous cherry red, heavily breathing, lips parted, slightly panting, and her eyes half lidded, a breath taking shade of (Eye Color)- wait What!?

Her normally blue eyes are a new gorgeous beautiful (dark/ light/ medium shade) (E/C). It so much brighter. Her eyes almost look like it's sparkling. Of course I love her blue eyes but for some reason this new shade of color suits her much more.
( If your eyes are already blue then imagine it's like a slightly different kind of shade or something.)

That's not the only thing that's a different color. Her hat fell off and her hair that's normally a light blue at the tips and gray are (Hair color). Beautiful (H/C) hair is sprawled out on the black sheets of the bed and some single strands look like hearts with messy wings.

(If your hair is already like this again like the eyes imagine it in a different kind of shade.)

She just looks so breathtaking I couldn't stop staring but I think my looking may cause her to worry.

"Angel?... Did I do something wrong?... Is it because I squeak? I just got a little surprise... I didn't mean to ruin the moment..." She stopped panting and frown slightly. Her lovely (E/C) eyes and (H/C) hair slowly fade away and return back to blue eyes and light blue tips and gray hair.

"No. You did nothing wrong but..." I want to question her about the color change but she push her self up, holding herself up from her elbows, looking at me with a slightly grumpy face.

" You're my first kiss.... G-goddamnit! I know you're a professional at this and I may have slightly...- AH! I'm not good at this! I tried at least! It's so much easier kissing my body pillow-!" She covered her mouth and face turned bright pink. For a quick moment her hair and eyes even change color. But not to that lovely shade of (E/C) and (H/C). Her hair turned into a light pink with a slightly darker shade of pink at the tips and curling up. Her eyes are like in a baby pink color almost.
"Y-You didn't heard that!" She squeaked out. She grab the black blanket and pulled it over her head. "Don't tell anybody!"

"He doesn't need to tell anybody. I already saw everything."A familiar bad ass voice said from the doorway next to the bathroom.

"MEEEEEEEEP!!!!" (Y/N) squealed loudly as she rolled off the bed taking half the blanket with her.

Thud!

"Cherri!" I cried out in happiness. She bolted at me, tackling me back down on the bed. I wince little bit.

"Angie!" She cried out too in happiness. Wrapping her arms around my top arms and kissing all over my left cheek.

"How you feeling! Wait, scratch that! I know you're doing great since you were smacking lips with your 'girlfriend'." She pause for a second to lightly glare at (Y/N) whom is peering at the edge of the bed back to her blue self. She let out a small squeak before ducking down.

"Beat it! You had your time with him!" Cherri grabbed one of the pillows behind me and threw it at her.

"Y-yes ma'am!" I hear some shuffling and I catch a glimpse of her crawling on all fours towards the door.

"Cherri don't-." I try to scold at Cherri for her slight rudeness towards her but (Y/N) cuts me off.

"It's f-fine! I'll get Wiggles and my Cock here to for you to see them." With that said she scurried out of the room leaving the door slightly open.

"Pffft... I'll die of laughter if she really named that crazy thing Cock." Cherri covers her mouth to contain her laughter.

"Huh." I look over her with a slight confusion. What does she mean by 'that crazy thing'?

"Anyways. What the hell were you thinking!? Running out there when an extermination was happening!"

"I wasn't thinking! I just wanted to kill the bastard that made (Y/N) cried!"

"I see that! You got that right you were definitely not thinking at all! So what some douche made her cry?!"

"I didn't like it!"

"You didn't have to get involved!"

"I know-!"

Oink!

We both pause and turn our head towards the slightly open door to see Wiggles poking his head in.

"Wiggles! Oh my baby! Come to daddy!" He didn't need to be told twice before running as fast as he can with those adorable stubby legs of his. I bent over the edge and scooped him off the floor. I smother his face with kisses as I cuddle him close to my chest. Wiggles squealed happily and snuggling his face on my floof.

"Yo Weird ribbon feather crack heart girl are you eavesdropping on us!" Cherry yelled in annoyance at the door.

"WWHAT? I can't hear! Wiggles just bolted out of my arms when he heard Angel's voice from a distance. I'm almost there!" She respond back her voice sounds from a distance. We hear fast approaching footsteps. She comes back in with a broom in her right hand and a bag in the other.

"Why do ya have a broom?" I lay Wiggles on my lap petting his head as I look at my lover in confusion.

"My cock is a bit sensitive and bit off right now so I better be safe than sorry then get my finger bit off or something." She sighed sadly before entering the restroom.

I'm still confused what she meant and was about to ask Cherri until she came out with a patchy adorable chicken with it eyes closed at the wooden part of the broom.

" I left it in the shower to calm down. I think it worked?"

"Um... babe. What's that?" My eyes widen sparkling as I press my top two hands on my cheeks and one hand pointing at adorable and awkward pair. Wiggles looks up for a second but doesn't care. He lays on his side and falls asleep on my lap.

"Chips and water." She giggled as she did peace signs with her hand, bag still in hand and stick out her tongue winking. She almost lost the balance on the broom but quickly caught it. The chicken unfazed and looks like he didn't care as long as she did dropped him. She said out in relieved and toss the bag next to me on the bed.

"Thanks." I smiled at her pulling out a water bottle from the bag and some Cheetos.

"Angel I would like to introduce you to this slightly patchy chicken tender on the broomstick is my cock! I think. I got a slight headache when getting him. He had this strange powder on his butt and I think I accidentally inhale little bit. Maybe it drugs or something but yolo." She scratched her nose on her shoulder and twitch slightly.

"That chicken nugget was in the bathroom?! How did I not see that?! Awwww! Adorable! It's a boy?" I squealed out.

"Did you snort the chicken butt?" Cherri cringed disgusted.

"No." (Y/N) flatly said whole staring blankly at Cherri. "I just lean in for a closer look and suddenly my McNugget fluffed up causing that shit to get dusted on my face." She awkwardly wheezed before having her attention back on me.

"I don't know..." She scratch the side of her head with the head of the broomstick. " I don't even have a name for this thing but somebody in chapter 15 suggested Blue Bell Harp. Hmmm...."

"That's a shitty name." Cherri rolled her huge eye.

"Don't be a hater!"

"Why is some of the feathers missing?" I asked in slight concern. "And I think you may want to wash your face. I have no idea what you're talking about." Whatever that shit was I think it was most likely a type of drug but how that got on chicken in the first place? The chicken looks like it didn't go affected by it.

"This chicken protected me when Kim came after me, even chased after him. I think Kim ripped some feathers off trying to get it off of him." She replied while gently petting it with one finger on his bald tail.

"Poor thing! Can I hold him?" I extend out my top pair of arms to hold the chicken.

"Ummm... I-I I'm not sure. He could-kind of bite..." She hesitantly replied.

"Pwease?~"

"Be careful."  She hesitantly walked towards me with the chicken on the broomstick. Just at the foot of the bed the chicken jumped and landed on my floof. (Y/N) jumped back and accidentally tripped her own feet she try to catch her self but only cause her to fall forward instead bellyflop on the floor.

Cherri look ready to punch the chicken but I stopped her, looking at the cute little chicken nestling, basically purring with it eyes closed on my floof.

(Y/N) crawled on the bed ready to to remove the chicken with the broom but froze when she saw it starting to fall asleep.

"I think he likes you?..." (Y/N) twitch again.

"I'm going to quickly clean up in the mini kitchen if that little finger biter try to do anything...  um... protect your eyes and fingers... and put it back in the bathroom." She rolled off the bed and flat to the ground accidentally leaving her hat on the bed. She quickly snatched it and place it back on her head.

"B... R.... B...." She stood up and hobbled sloppily towards the door.

"Cherri could you maybe help her." I whispered, petting the chicken back. Luckily it seems like he doesn't mind the gentle strokes and little scratches on his bald spots. 

"Nah. That bitch good." Right after Cherri says that we heard a loud smack.

"I-I'm guud! Guud..." (Y/N) peels her self off the wall right next to the door. "I'm just kissing the wall and leaving cuz I'm a player son!" She dabs, exiting the door leaving the door open.

Cherri and I cringe as we continue to hear crashes and thud noises through the halls.

A couple hours later: Still Angel's POV

All 5 of us stayed in the bunker until the extermination was over. When the time hit when it was over and Cherri checked we all climb out.

The chicken is still nestled on my floof but awake and making a weird clucking sounds, Cherri is carrying Wiggles and (Y/N) has tissues shoved up her nostrils and holding an ice pack on her temple. She just got sober but got really a nasty nose bleed and a bad headache. It was just a cringe watching her try to do things. It was so bad that even Cherri couldn't stand watching her like that. So she tied her up to a chair until this shit is over.

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(here's a video how the chicken was acting)

"Thanks a lot." I said to my best friend as my love clumsily unlock/opens the door to our home that's luckily is still intact and doesn't have a single scratch on it.

"No problem, Angie. You know you're my favorite guy to party with! Can't have you dying for some stupid bullshit." She glared behind me.

"I get it! Geez!" (Y/N) grumpily walked up towards her and took Wiggles out of her arms. "Thank you."

"Keep your thanks."

"Alright. Me and Wiggles will get our munchies on inside. Angel please don't use your legs too much." (Y/N) gets on her tippy toes and kiss my cheek. I blush at contacts and watch her walk inside the house.

"Cherri don't be a bitch to her."

"I do whatever I what. You know that."

"I know. But I would prefer my two favorite gals to get along. Anyway I'll text ya tomorrow. See ya later Sugar tits.~" We blew air kisses at each other before embracing. Being careful with the chicken.

I watch her until she was gone and enter my house. I found (Y/N) in the kitchen taking out something from the oven with mittens and Wiggles on the counter.

"Awww that's adorable! Why you up there buddy?" I would love to bend down to pet him but I didn't want to drop the chicken.

"He wants to be tall." (Y/N) chuckles before groaning in pain.

"Babe?"

"I'm fine. I warmed up this lasagna I hid in the fridge. I am so happy that this oven heat up the food so fast." She place the lasagna in the center of the kitchen table where two plates are set up.

"Everything still in place in the house. Eat up, drink enough water and bathe if you want. Before I leave I could even get the water ready for you when you finish eating. I'll come back tomorrow-."

"Ya leaving?" I said sadly. "Than why did ya set up two plates?"

"One for you and Wiggles. I need to see if Bruce is alright. He is my only friend. And I'm taking the chicken too." She removing her oven gloves. "But first." She opens one of the drawers and pull out a pair of chain gloves. "I'm not taking any chances."

"Leave your cock here! And stay a bit longer-."

"Up!" She certainly plucks the chicken off of me causing it to let out a bloodcurdling screech.

"Shit! There, there, patchy! It's alright!" She held its wings down and tried to pet it. The check and just continue to screech and tried to bite her fingers that are protected by the chain glove.

"Babe just stay! You don't-." When I bend down we both heard a crack/splatter sound.

(Y/N), The chicken and I froze before slowly looking towards the ground to see a single small broken egg. It has a gray shell with light blue polkadots. The albumen is black with a midnight yolk.

"I... did that fell out of your floof Angel?..."

"Oh my god!" I gasped.

"Well... at least we know it's a girl chicken... a hen. No wonder she was acting weird!"

"I killed her baby!!"

"Nah. It was probably infertile egg. She was the only chicken I have." She pets the chicken horn that's somewhat paralyzed.

"I'm going. I could clean up the egg-."

"Don't go... Y-you're still not fully well..."

"Angel. I'll be back. Bruce is my best friend and I need to make sure he actually survive this. You have Wiggles." She's said in a serious voice. I looked down, try my hardest to frown.

"Hey..." She goes under me and quickly pecks my lips.

"Te amo mucho, mi Ángel.~" She whispered under her breath in a weird language and ran to the front door.

"I'm locking the door-fuck!"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Followed by some grunting and flappy noises.

But I could only focus on how soft felt against my mouth, how addictively she invaded all his senses. It feels like soft rain on a summer evening. It feels like an explosion of the best flavors in the universe all at once mingling together and creating the best taste and sensation you've ever felt.

"What are you doing to me..."  I whispers to myself as I hugged myself. I would prefer to be hugging (Y/N) right now... My stomach feels like a knot, heart is beating fast, knees feel weak, face is burning up.

Lick! Lap! Slurp! Crack!

I looked down to see Wiggles eating the egg.

"NOOOOOO! Baby don't eat that! How did you get off the counter anyways?!"

(Y/N) POV:

"We're dead! We survived but we're dead!"

"Shut the fuck up already you sonuvabitch!"

I can't believe I found Bruce so quickly. He was bawling out his eyes walking next to Husk that is so ready to just leave his ass. I'm so glad Husk what's the willing to take us in. Even though I wasn't with them I'm glad that Husk was able to keep Bruce safe. Bruce probably annoyed him with all his whining and sobbing almost breaking point of exterminate Bruce him self.

I called out to them and right away Bruce ran at me tackling me in a hug and cried even louder. Good thing the chicken was walking next to me kind of pissed off at me but whatever. Husk just walked to us slowly and smack both our heads really hard. Yelling that he's too old for this shit and shouldn't be babysitting  two sobbing/stupid moron adults. Husk also said that we owe him double the booze now. He never does anything unless he gets something in return. After comforting Bruce and get scolded by Husk, Husk annoyingly walked us back to our motel to find it destroyed.

Well I'm glad that Bruce said we should leave somewhere else for an examination.

Now we're all living in Husk's apartment but not for free. He told us we have to help pay the rent and also we have to find new jobs since I am most certainly our ex boss is dead. He also mention that we're both sharing the couch and better not hog the bathroom. Also if the chicken shits all over his place he'll turning into chicken soup and force us to eat her.

Bruce and I just finish packing our little stuff in one of the small drawers Husk told us is ours to put our stuff in. My chicken wearing a homemade diaper and is in the corner making a little nest out of newspaper and little pieces of garbage she finds in the apartment. Husk is napping in his room and told us not to disturb him.

I told Bruce I'm going out quickly to the store for food since Husk fridge is mostly filled with alcohol. Bruce lay down on the couch and told me to just come back quickly and to take Husk's spare apartment keys.

After shopping for food I decided to check on Sir Pentious on my way home. I hope he's all right...

He's my only boss now. And I really need the money.

Couple feet away from his 'evil Lair' I see the egg bois scattered around the front yard . They seem panic and looking for something.

"Hey my bois! Whatcha looking for!?" I called out to them.

All of them snapped their heads to me and stared.

"What? Did I got something in my teeth?"

They all ran at me, jumped on me hugging me tightly all over my body.

"(Y/N)!"

"We were looking for you!"

"Gosh we thought you got killed!"

"Boss man is worry too!"

I could barely understand what they're saying they are all talking at the same time but they all quiet down when they heard a loud angry hissing voice.

"Let go of her you sssstupid egg fetuses!" It's Sir Pentious. He just slither out of his evil lair.

"Sorry boss..." The little Devil eggs all released me backing up as their boss slither towards me.

"Hey boss. I'm alive! More or less. I just-oof!" Suddenly I was embraced tightly with his arms around my torso trapping my arms causing me to drop my food bags and his tail wrapped around my legs.

"Y-you had me frighten... I thought something bad happened to you..." He squeeze tighter.

"Boss..." I could feel my stomach any squeeze.

" I sent you a text message ordering you to come to my Lair! Why didn't you come!"

"A-actually I don't know where my phone is right now... you're kind of squeezing me... if you don't let go I'm going to-."

Pffft.... brrr... pooooooo...

Thud.

"#23!"

"He fainted!"

"Gah!"

"Pppppppp uuuuuuuu."

"Give us a warning us a before you cracked one off! #23 had his mouth open and everything!"

"(Y/N) Cut the cheese..."

"Hehe...."

"W-well excuse me! Why did y'all decide to stand behind me!"

"(Y/N)..." Sir Pentious set seriously with his top hat covering his eyes.

" I didn't mean to fart! It's just slip!" I hear overtop coughing and wheezing behind me.

"S-silent but deadly this one!"

"Shut up!" I try to blow a raspberry at the eggs for only my face to get grab by a claw hand. My tongue still sticking out as I face Sir Pentious.

As I was about to speak but he sticks out his tongue and...

Pressed it on mine. Licking my tongue.

5426 words! Sorry for my cringe writing! Hopefully it wasn't too bad and you had to enjoy it! Next chapter is mini shorts fluffs with Angel! Maybe limes! PS I'm half awake while finishing this.

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