(unedited! I had a Brain fart. 🧠 💨  Sorry If it's not good. But I still hope you enjoy!)

(Y/N) POV:

Angel and I were just planning to go get something to eat at Yummy food... how did it come to this?

Pant...

Pant...

"(Y/N)...!~"

"F-faster Angel!~" I huffed out. Oh my gosh... I can't feel my legs!

"Fuck!"

Pant!..

Pant!...

"Angel!" Oh lord! I feel like my legs are gonna fall off if we continue!

"Oh! I'm coming! I'm coming!"

Pant!... Pant!...

"FUCKING FASTER ANGEL-!"

CLINK!

"Faster?! You the one slowing us down!" Angel yelled.

His yelling and the metal mask I'm wearing made it feel so much worse. The ringing in my ear and the annoying vibration against my face hurts so much. I slowly slid off the stop sign pole I just ran into. Why I'm I running into things lately?! Ugh... I need to work out more....

Thud!

"Fuck... I think I hurt my shoulder..." Why the fuck did I decide to wear a pretty decent black tux today... it's all dirty now! Angel is just wear his normal clothes!

"Babe!" I heard Angel yelled out and I feel something suddenly grab onto my shoulder and drag me behind with them. I looked behind me to see it was Angel and he grabbed me with that thing you used to pick up things.
(I don't know what it's called. If you can see the gif that's how you and Angel look like.)

Great. Now my black tux is probably worse now.

(The gif is how Angel is dragging you.)

Angel quickly drag me in an dark alley, behind a dumpster. Hearing approaching footsteps running. Angel squat down, grabbed me, pulling me close to his chest, holding me close. I don't care if I die again or not. I'll die happy being pressed against Angel's fluffy chest fur. Ignoring everything around me, I remove my uncomfortable heavy metal mask and I nuzzle my now free face in his chest, lifting up my uninjured arm and running my fingers through his fur. Twisting and twirling it between my fingers and slightly tugging at it. I heard Angel gasp slightly at my action.

(That's (Y/N)'s mask.)

"Babe not now... Mmm~... We-."

"Where the fuck did those fags go?!"

"You lost them?!"

"No! Maybe they're around the block! Let's go!"

....

Me and Angel wait a good solid five minutes to make sure all of them are gone.

Angel quickly peaked at the side of the dumpster and chuckled. "The coast is clear!" He looks back on me, eyebrows close together. "How's your shoulder?"

"Yay... Umm not that bad but give me five more minuets...~" I sighed happily, nuzzling deeper in his floof. My shoulder doesn't feel that bad I probably just bumped it.

"Ya know I charge people a lot of money to touch me, right?" His eyes brows relax.

"You going to charge me? I just want to snuggle you a bit. I'm tired from running."

"Babe, I usually don't give a shit on who we prank but ya pinch an overlord ass... Vox ass to be precise."

"It was your idea to crash that masquerade party and pinch people asses!"

"Yeah but why out of all the different demons you picked the one with the giant TV for a head!"

"The overlord? Named Vox? Overload... overload.... overlord....overLORD. Vox... I think heard about Vox from my teacher... Overlord means a powerful demon to not mess with, right?" I asked. I do forget about certain thing sometimes.

"Teacher? Eh... Babe just don't mess with Vox again. He's friends with V-... Nothing... I'm hungry. Are we still going to umm 'Yummy food'?" Angel looked away. Friends with who? And now he wants to eat?! It's probably not lunchtime anymore! Ehh that's OK we could just get to desert. To that new Snowcones place!

"Yeah but later.... I heard about Vox a bit but I never saw how he looks like...-An-Ah-Choo! Excuse me... Sorry..." I mumbled out in embarrassment on his chest, moving my face to side.

"You're so lucky that I like you." He huffs out as he removes his own mask.

I looked up him and blushed softly.

(Imagine yourself in Alastor spot.)

He put one hand behind my head, and sighed, carelessly throwing his mask in the trash behind us.

(Angel's mask.)

"A-Angel!? Don't throw your mask away, I paid for that!" I automatically got up not watching were to step. I heard a crack sound along with angry cussing. I ignore it and went back to retrieve the mask.

"AAHHH!!! YO STAP ON MEH DICK, FUCKER!!!" Angel cried out, two hands hold his crotch the other two in tight fists waving around angrily.

"Huh?" I turn around puzzled as I pull his mask out from the trash.

"YA STOMP ON MY DICK!!!" He sneered, narrowing his eyes at you.

"I did? It felt like I stepped on a mouse or something." I said bluntly as I walk back to his side. I pick up that thing he used to drag me.

"Size doesn't matter! Ahhh! I think you killed my dick!" Angel reached out and grabbed my belt, pulling me closer to him.

"You're exaggerating..." =_=

"I'M NOT! THIS DICK IS MY MONEY MAKER AND YOU KILLED IT!! You're paying for the funeral!!!" He screamed, shaking me a bit.

I don't he's being serious or not... Maybe just play along. It does hurt get step on there.

"Gosh... Sorry.... Umm... Okay... I'll pay for the funeral? Will that make you feel better? Where do you want ' bury' it?" I pinched my nose in annoyance. 'Just play along and he'll stop bitching.' I thought.

Suddenly Angel angry face turned into a lewd one. "I want to bury it in your ass.~" He purred while unbuckling my belt.

I pursing my lips and grabbed his arm with the thing I picked up earlier.

Chop.

"Oh harder!~" Angel moaned.

"I was trying to hurt you on purpose!" I growled.

"Whatever, wanna f*ck?" He asked, licking his bottom lip.

I let go of Angel arm, throw the grabby thing in the dumpster behind us. We found that in a dumpster in first place and I don't want it.

"Nope." I groaned, sliding a hand down my face. "Want to get snow cones?" I softly ask, gently removing his hands off of me and fixing my belt.  "We were going to do after lunch anyways before you decided we should crash that masquerade party." I paused.
"Anyways how do you wanna do it if I just stepped on your dick right now?" I tilt my head to the side a bit, being careful with my stitches on my neck.

"I can get hard! I can suck up the pain and-." Angel stop talking when I grab his face with my hands and kiss his 'nose' softly.

"Nope. Nope. Nope. We are definitely not doing it when you're in pain. If we do do it one day we both have to be comfortable." I sighed.  "I would never force you to do something you're not comfortable with." I peck his forehead next. His face and chest exploded into adorable bright pink shade. "Come on." I let go of his face, pick up the mask, give him back the mask before picking him up bride style and start walking out of the dirty dark alley.

"What about your mask?" He asked while pointing at my mask that's on the floor.

"Umm just leave it, it's hideous anyways it makes me look like Batman/black Panther rip off then Yoshikage Kira, Killer Queen stand."

"You can throw away your mask and I can't?" Angel rolled his eyes as he wrapped two of his arms around my neck and two on my chest. Good thing I decided to wrap my chest up, the only downside is, I feel like I can't breathe.

"Hmm your right. We should 'return it'. If you know what I mean.~" I chuckle darkly as a wiggle my eyebrows. Angel mischievously grin at me. "Let do it.~"

Time skip:

"Did you had fun today? Again sorry for stepping on your dick, my goddess." I said while holding a strawberry flavor snowcone against his crotch. We're on top of a tall 25 story building, chilling on a bench, sitting next to each other after we return my mask and when I mean 'return' I mean after we destroy the place and rob it. We may even kill the owner... I don't know even if we are even going to Yummy Food anymore... At least I'm not wasting anymore money.

"It's okay. Mmm.~ At least you're taking responsibility for it.~" He smirked at me, while licking my (favorite flavor) snowcone.

"Why the hell am I doing this? I told you we should've got three! The third one could had just plain ice! And why am I using yours on your groin and you're eating mine!?" I puff out my cheeks and playfully glare at him. I don't mind if he wants me to hold the ice against it but I did wanna eat MY snowcone while doing so!
"Because."
"Because?"
"That's it."
"Just because?" I hiss through my clenched teeth.
"Yup!" Angel took a big bite of my snowcone and moan. "I'm definitely getting this flavor next time!" Angel grinds his crotch against his snowcone and sighs. "That's enough. Oh and you can eat my snowcone."

"I don't like strawberry that much...." I pout.

"More for me!" Angel threw away my now empty snowcone paper cone and swiped the slowly melting one out of my hand, licking it happily.

"Whatever. My Goddess, do you really think it was a good idea of killing the owner of the masks store? I just wanted to throw my hideous mask at his window and steal from the cash register." I scratch behind my head and put my other hand on his thigh.

"Handsome, did you not see that he was pulling out a gun?" He asked without looking away from the snow cone and put one of his hands on top of mine hand that's on his thigh.

"A gun? No." I stared at him with wide eyes, a bit shocked.

"Well that guy was aiming at you so I basically saved your ass." He said as he finished off his second snowcone and throwing his paper cone at my head watching it bounce off to the floor.

"Shit... I need to be more careful... Thank you so much..." I said as I wipe away some of the strawberry syrup that leaked out of the cone a bit. "You're really are a goddess.~" I smiled as I rest my head on his fluffy chest.

"D-don't sweat it... I can't get my man killed so soon..."

" You killed the mood and my hunger..." My smile gone. What does he mean 'so soon'? I pulling my head away and my hand. Angel frowned.

"I'm hungry, babe."

"Go eat a random guy off the street dick." I side glared at him. He glares back.
"I wonder what Bruce will bring for dinner tonight..." I said changing the subject. I don't want us to fight.

"Hey I have a question about you and your coworker at the bar. What is he to you? Is your boy toy, side bitch or something?" Angel ask while crossing two of his arms across his chest pushing up his fluff and the other two on his hips.

"His name is Bruce and he's my best friend. My only friend when I was alive. We've been friends since middle school and die together. Do you have a best friend?" I put my elbow on my knee as I rest my chin on my open hand.

"Hell yeah. Her names Cherri Bomb. She's a bad ass bitch. Ya probably heard about her in the news." Angel haughtily said.

" I heard about her. I think I saw you in the news with her one time. She's like throwing glitter bombs, has one big eye with an X in it and wear ripped clothes?"

"That's her!"

"That's cool. Have you met her when you were alive or you met her in hell?"

"Hell."

"Cool. Do you live with her?"

"What? No."

"I live with Bruce."

"You guys fuck-."

"No. We're just two virgin idiots just chilling with each other. And-." Angel press a finger against my lips to make me stop talking.
"Wait. Virgin?" Angel ask leaning really close to my face. I couldn't speak so I just nod.
"S-seriously? Ya joking?" Angel gasped. I grabbed Angel's wrist and pulling his finger away from my mouth.

"Never thought of it, maybe if I get married." I shrugged.

"Don't ya ever get horny?"

"I do but I just feel a bit hot that's all. I haven't even touched myself." I started to blush. I don't like talking about my sex life cause I don't have one.

"Angel, it's late. I'm going now. We can rearrange the lunch plans. I'm gonna eat dinner with my friend."

"Oh no no no. I want you with me for dinner.~"

"Sorry, my goddess I already made plans with him and can't leave him hanging."

"Ya guys live together in the same house for fuck sake! You're already seeing him a lot! I want you. I need you.~ I need your sweet ass-."

"Bye."
"Hey! Can I at least come with you!"
"Nope."
"Why?!"
"Can I come your place-."
"NO!"
"That's why. Anyways it's not that interesting, we're just gonna eat whatever he found in the clearance section in the supermarket like crayons or something." I shrug.

"Babe, what did you say? Is that a slang name for a type of drug or something?" He asked confused.

"Crayons? It's crayons... those little colorful wax sticks you use when you were like a kid, crayons. It's non toxic and whatever..."

"Are ya poor? Do you guys just eat anything edible food?"

" 'Edible' food? Never heard of it. We eat our Crayolas like men."

"Babe!" Angel slap my chest, hitting me right on the nipple.
"I'm eating dinner with my best friend and eat whatever he brings that's all I'm saying! And I'm exaggerate a bit! Muah! We'll go eat tomorrow!" I said quickly before kissing the corner of his lip by accident that made him and me blush. Before he could say anything else I ran to the exit and behind a closed door I screamed and hold my poor boob. "Right on the nip! Owowowow!"

While I rub my boob. I took my time to think about Angel and I dates we had. I think this is our eighth date. Our first and through seventh dates was mostly to the movies, dinners, walks in the park, pranks and doing petty crime. We did get in the few brawl fight with other demons and Angel did the dirty work of killing them if it gets too out of control. I never really killed that much besides killing myself and Bruce. Hmmm I think I killed that one guy that tried to take my house that Sir Pent give me. Oh well. Angel just has so much confidence and doesn't give a fuck about anybody but today when I pinch Vox's ass he looks so panic, even scared and when he said he's friends with somebody that made me wonder...

"Friends with who?" I asked to myself. "Did Vox's friend did something to my Angel." I growled. If that bastard did something to Angel, I'm going to kick his ass but I remember that he told me not to mess with them and for now I'm just going to leave it. If anybody is messing with my Angel I'm. Going. To. Kill. Them. I never want to see him, slightly panic, scared or worry on my time. When he's with me I just want him to be happy and know that I care for him even he's just planning to just use me and leave me when he has his fun, I'm still going to make him feel like he's my only man I cherish. Besides Bruce and my dad.

Time skip again:

I'm almost home! I just need to get there before Bruce!

I decided to run for it but I heard somebody scream out my name.

"(Y/N) what are you doing out here?!" I didn't stop running as I turn my head to look and see it's a angry Bruce hold two grocery bags. I see his anger face turned to shock. "(Y/N) look out for the fire-!"

Crunch!

"H-hydrant... Oooooo... Y-you okay?..." He ran behind me.

"H-ha... hahah... nope... help..." I said in a small high pitch voice, a single tear rolled down my cheek.

Time skip in the motel:

"Damn (Y/N) that hit right in your coochie." Bruce said as he goes through his grocery bags.

"Thanks for pointing it out Captain obvious!" I cringe as I lay on the bed with no one pants and my legs wide open.

"Don't use that tone with me I could've just left you on the sidewalk but no I decided to be a good friend and drag your injured Coochie ass back in here!" Bruce yelled. "That's won't even happen if you listen to me in the first place! You know it's dangerous in hell!" I didn't reply back and huffed grumpily. Bruce just looked at me and sighed tiredly. "Let's just eat. It's not much but I got frozen fish sticks, two avocado that's over ripe and a bag of chips."

"That's it?! Did we got rob or something?!" I tried to sit up but that only cause me pain and making me fall back immediately. "I-Instant regret... Ow! We don't have anything to warm up the fish sticks! Why The hell you get frozen food!?"

"Don't move too much! And no we didn't get robbed I'm just trying not to spend that much! I'm trying to save money so we could get a house! This is the cheapest stuff I could find!" He scolded at me walking towards me with the bag of fish sticks in his hands.

"I know we don't have a microwave, I was think maybe we could just leave them out them to thaw or eat them cold."

"Mhm. Great idea! I always wanted to get salmonella poisoning! Just great!" I said sarcastically.

"Do you even know what salmonella poisoning means?!"

"Food poisoning! Duh!" I said bitterly.

"Fine! We're not going to eat it, just use as a ice pack it's still pretty cold!" He didn't wait for my answer and place the cold bag of fish sticks gently on my kitten before patting it. "Better?"

"Mmm... Yeah..." I relax more, it's already helping numb the pain.

"I'm going to cut open a avocado I'll come back soon. Want one?" He asked as he walks away.

"Nah. Just give me the bag of chips." Bruce just shrugs before tossing the bag at me and hit me on the chest.

"Oh! I almost forgot!"
"Huh?"
I remove my unbutton coat and stripped off white undershirt. "I was wondering why I still feel like I'm suffocating. I almost forgot to free the girls!" I unwrapped my chest and sighed in relief when my chest popped out.
"Ahhh...~ better."
"Cover yourself! You didn't hurt your boobs!" Bruce blushed, looking away.
"Ooooh?~ I thought you say I don't have any?~" I wiggled my eyebrows.
"You're not wear a bra!"
"So? My nips are covered up with Band-Aids." I said as I point at my (favorite color) heart shape band aids.
"I swear to god if you don't cover up I'm going to throw the second avocado at your Coochie!" Bruce screamed, grabbing the avocados.
"Nnnnooooo! Don't! Wait. Is it soft?"
"Still firm. Probably still hurt like hell if I hit on your kit kat." Bruce said getting ready to throw. If I remember right he was top 3 pitchers in our high school baseball team. Good aim and a strong arm... No wonder it's easy for him to drag my ass... wait... he's ready to throw! I don't think these frozen fish sticks are going to protect me that well!
"I'm covering up! Geez!" I yelled put in one hand in front of my kitten and the other one reaching for a white button up shirt.
"Good. I'm going to quickly clean myself in the bathroom." He put the avocado down and walked in the bathroom.

"You know just because we're both virgins doesn't mean I don't want have children in the future!" I grumbled as I slip on the shirt but not buttoning it up, barely covering my chest. Bruce heard me.
"Shut up! Why would have a child in hell?! I fucking saw a grey Hell hound kick some a random demon baby in a stroller while coming back here! Demon still don't give a shit if your a mother and have a baby!"

"I'm gonna be a mama bear! And-!"
Bzzzz ....

"I'm not going to continue arguing! I'm going to relax!" I always put my phone on vibrate when I'm home with Bruce I don't want him to know that other people are calling me. I sighed, leaning against the bed board, pulling one of the pillows against my chest and readjusting the fish sticks on my kitty.
I quickly grab my phone that was next to me the whole time and press the green button not realizing it's on FaceTime.

"Bruce when you're done do you want to AVO-CUDDLE later?" I chuckled as I heard a deep annoyed grunt come from the bathroom.

"Wut da fuck."
Oh shit... that sounds like Angel. I slowly turn my eyes to my phone to see it's on FaceTime and on the screen is Angel in a bathtub, filled with pink bubbles and red rose petals, a cute fluffy white/baby pink towel around his head and one of his hands have a glass of red wine I think. Why does suddenly I feel my body is a little toasty now...

"Um... hey... umm... It's not good idea to FaceTime while taking a-."

"Why are you dressed like that?!" Angel scream through the screen. I almost dropped my phone in shock and quickly lower down the volume. I looked at the bathroom if Bruce heard but nothing. I hug the pillow closer to my chest nervously.

"Oh! Well I-..." Before I could finish Bruce yelled out from the bathroom, " You're sleeping in the bathroom, (Y/N)! I don't want to be in the same bed with you tonight!" Why did you respond back Bruce...
"Did ya guys fuck?!" Angel glared.
"Eh-what?! No!" I said in the low voice that's loud enough for Angel to hear and Bruce can't.
"Okay! Than explain now!" His glared hardens as he take a huge gulp from his wine as he crosses bottom two arms over huge chest. His chest still looks amazing even if it's wet... Never knew he had a pink heart under there.
"I ran into a fire hydrant trying to get home! I took off my clothes to be more comfortable while waiting for the pain to go away, this thing on my crotch is frozen fish sticks, by the way that's where I hit myself with the hydrogen. Bruce actually told me to cover up but you called me when I was about to put my shirt back on."

" I heard Bruce said something about not being the same bed with you tonight."

"We literally just sleep in the same bed, cuddling each other like little kids. Me and Bruce have a mix relationship of brother and sister and retards." I sighed. "Angel not to sound rude but when I do lose it I want to be special and not just for fucking just to fuck. I want to do with somebody that special to me... That's cares... L-love me for me..." Angel glare disappear when he heard me say that.

"Well, I am experience in sex. I can make it special for you.~" Angel purred, pushing up his chest.

"Angel. I don't want to fuck you." I stared at him with no emotions in my face. Angel looked shocked. I look away to my side. " I do really really like you but I don't ever wanna fuck you." When I look back to my screen, it was my turn to look shock when I see Angel huge frown on his face and the corners of his eyes are prick with small tears. My heart clench in pain. Did I hurt his feeling?...
"Angel I-."

Beep.

He hung up.
"Angel... I want to make love... not just sex..." I finished. Oh my gosh do we just broke up?! I quickly sent him a message if we're still going to Yummy Food tomorrow and almost immediately he text back 'yeah'. Well at least we're still going to see each other tomorrow... should I try to clear up with it right now or should I wait.... Ahhh! Being in a relationship is hard! A-are we even in a relationship!?Ugh! Why did he got so upset anyways. Maybe tomorrow I could clear it up. I hope I didn't really upset him maybe he just got soap in his eyes or something. I slide my hand against my face before putting my phone back to my side.

"I wonder if I ever make love with Angel... Will our baby come out all fluffy and pink?... that will be too freaking cute..." I whisper to myself and squealed.

"(Y/N)?! What-what the hell were you watching?! Those fish sticks looks like they're ready to explode!" I looked up to see Bruce standing at the edge of the bed in shock and disgust.

"What do you mean-Holy shit!" When I put my hand on the fish sticks they were hot! I quickly open the bag and a burst of steam came out. "It's steaming!"

"Did you just cook fish sticks with your Coochie?! How did that happened?! W-why are you pink?! Where you-are you eating it?!" Bruise cringing in disgust as I took a second bite out of the fish sticks.
"It's fully cooked through. Want some?"

"I'm not eating your Coochie sticks!"

"Okay! More for me!"

"W-w-Why are you pink?!" I look at him confused. Am I blushing that bad?

"Nothing. I just felt toasty."

"You're-you're literally pink!" He points at me. "Your hair, eyes, lips and face are hot pink that is not nothing!"

"You're exaggerating I'm not pink!" The toasty feeling in my body disappeared as I get off the bed carefully with the bag of fish sticks in my hands, chips and phone. I waddle past him into the bathroom. "Now excuse me. I'm going to sleep in the bathroom like you told me-."

"Y-you're back to blue!" I threw some fish sticks at him.

"Good night!"

Slam!

Stupid Bruce! What the hell is he saying?! I'll look myself in the reflection to just see the same face I saw when I got to hell  mismatch blue eyes, Blue hair and gray skin. Nothing hot pink.

Bzzzzz

Huh?

Oh! I got a message. I quickly look at the message but didn't respond, it said, 'Dear, I went to your home to drop off a gift basket for you but I found a pest trying to break into your house but don't worry I took care of them!' Oh it's from Al! I took him to my house that used to be my ex-boss lair. I didn't want to bring him back to the motel. I thought that was the next best option. I don't 100% trust him but he is a goofball and I really like him. I'll thank him later for taking care of the pest problem whatever it was.

Bzzzz!

" Egbert? Why is he calling me?" I said quietly out loud. It's been a while since the last time we talk. I press the green button and press the phone against my ear.

"Yo eggy-."

"(Y/N) help! The boss is hurt! We ran into the radio demon! A-a-and he's really really badly hurt! We are near your house please please hurry!" My house.... oooooh...

"Calm down I'll be there soon."

"Hurry!"

I hang up. Should I really help him? Yeah, I am. I just need to check on Bruce really quick. I unlocked my door and poked my head out. I hear munching.

"Are you eat my 'Coochie sticks' Brucey?~" I chuckled.

"PFFFFT! Coughing! NO!"

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