(Picture above is your uniform for Sir Pentious. Rush drawing. I Haven't been sleeping good. Eyelashes, tie, pants and lapel are black. (Y/N) everyday hat doesn't match.)

Unedited! Hey guys I want to quickly said I haven't been sleeping well for a couple of days almost a week. Sorry for the last chapter wasn't good or this one. I can't think straight when I have lack of sleep. My apologies. I still hope you enjoy reading it! Thank you!

"That's why in war the side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle." My Boss Sir Pentious proudly stated, while straightening out his bow tie.

"Ooooooo I see!" I clapped. I'm so happy period ended and I'm no longer constipated. I been working for him a couple of weeks now and I really enjoy! He get angry easily, throws hissy fix, scream most of the time at me and the Egg Bois mostly, nags about ruling hell blah blah evil blah but I really like him! He's really unique and it's funny seeing him get embarrassed when I tease him. He told if I don't stop that and trying to take his hat he'll fired me. That still doesn't stop me.

"That's why I want you not to wear two hats! You look utterly ridiculoussss!" He spat out. He spits on my cheek a bit.

"One time it came off. I didn't like it." I pout, wiping my cheek with handkerchief that keep in my pocket.

"I don't care! Take it off!" I put away my handkerchief away and crossed my arms over my chest grumpily.

"The Egg Bois find it cute!"

"Cute?! Act like a man!" He poked my nose. I think he does that because he doesn't want to bend down to poke my chest. I usually get mad for for treating me like this but when he does it I find it adorable. Am I weird? Most likely.

"Aye Sir Pent-can't-say-the-rest-right Boss man!" I dumbly saluted to him causing him to roll his eyes.

"You're not allowed to be near me in public you got that?" I think that's his way of saying I could keep my hat on. Yay!

"Just hurry up and take the last boxes in the van! The faster I leave this dump the faster I could go to my new evil lair!"

"I'm coming to right?!"

"Of course imbecile! You work for me! Just know if you ever betray me I'll make sure-!"

"I would never! You're the best boss I ever had! I actually only had two bosses and you're the second but I fucking hate the first one, I wish you were my first boss but that doesn't matter! I enjoy every second I'm with you and I don't mind cleaning after your little hissy fits. You're number one! You'll be a great ruler of hell with a iron fist!"

"You speak quite a lot but I can't deny some things you said about me is true. I will rule hell! All will kneel before me!"

I got on one knee and raise both my hands above my head and yelled, "All hail Sir Pen-...Pen...Pen...it....O...wish? Pent... chu... itch...?"

"King Sir Pentious!" He yelled proudly with his chest puffed out with pride.

Awwww.... He really thinks he's going to be the ruler of hell? That's hilarious! I always love wasting my time but at least I'm getting paid for it this time! There is no way in hell he could be the ruler of hell! He's crazy! I love that! I love being his little pawn in his game of trying to be the king of hell.~ Sometimes he gets in real deep shit but at least he just tell me to do pretty simple jobs and I just entertain him by getting him all hyped up when I ask for tips or praise about amazing he is. Also I'm already gone when something happens to him. I'm good.

"Excuse me (Y/N) can you take the last box that's next to you in the van?" Egg Boi #(Favorite number) asked me from behind me. Great! I was just wasting time so the Egg Bois could do all the work! I hate moving boxes! I just had to pick up one last one! Not bad!

"Sure thing Egbert!" I don't like calling him Egg Boi #(favorite number). I decided to call Egbert about two weeks ago I think. Sir Pentious though that was dumb but I didn't care. Sometimes if I don't call him Egbert I just call him just from the number.

"Thanks!" He smiled and walk away to make out with one of the other Egg Bois. It's so strange but so cute. At least he loves himself. Quickly picking up the box and walk it outside to the open van I carefully put it inside and closed the door. Right behind me is my boss slithering behind me ready to get in the front seat but I stopped him.

"Sir boss man, what are you going to do with the house?" I ask curious while pointing behind me.

"Destroyed it."

"What?! Don't please!"

"Are you telling me what to do?!"

"Of course not! I was just wondering if I could have it."

"No!"

"Please Sir! If you let me have it I'll stop bugging you about your hat!"

He paused for a moment. I do bug him a lot about his hat.

"Humph. Fine! But-!"

I instantly jump on him and hugged him tightly, kissing his cheek repeatedly. "Mua! Mwah! Thank you! Thank you! You thank!"

His face turns red with anger/embarrassment. "What did I say about hugging and kissing me?!"
"It's gay?"
"And?!"
"Gay means happy.~"
"Release me or you're not getting the house!"

"Fine..." I pout and hopping off of him. He's probably bi but doesn't want to amid it. He told me he likes women but doesn't have the time for dating and most of them are not worth his time.

"Here." He threw a small silver box at me and I quickly catch it.

"What's this?"

" A self destruct button to the house if you feel like leaving you better destroy it." It opens like a wedding ring box and I see a big red button inside. I need to be careful. Closing it up and carefully pocketing in my coat.

"Get in the van! You still need to help the Egg Bois unpack at my new lair!"

"Uggggh... fine!" I need to hurry! I want to tidy up my new place! I hopped on the back and holding on the handles on the van, immediately drove off with me hang on for my life while yelling, "WEEEEEEEEE!"

Couple hours later:

That's weird. That went so much faster when I helped out. Sir Pent was even impressed! He even give me a gun and Egg Bois a Metal bat as housewarming gift! I never use the real gun before but still that So sweet of them! The gun unloaded and safely in my back pocket and the metal bat I'm holding in my hands, hummed a little tune on my walk back my house. I just wish they give me a ride back. I'm so tired. It was like an hour and a half back to the house and it's going to take another hour to get back to the motel... fuckie! I see the house! "Awesome! I just need to-!"

"Hey fucker get off my property!" A ugly brown and green rat demon came out of the house waving a beer bottle at me. Oh no he didn't.

"Hippity Hoppity get the fuck MY property." I smiled, charging at him full speed and swing my bat right on his ugly rat face. Blood splattered on my door but that doesn't matter. I'm going to show this bastard that he can't just take this house.

The Next day:

"Are you going to tell me where you been going lately?" Bruce ask me annoyed while wiping down the table at the bar. I told him I'm gonna be going to places but I didn't tell him exactly where. I don't want them to freak out that I'm working for a guy that trying to take over hell. He'll blow a fuse.

"Just trying to find us a better place to live." I'm not lying, I am.

"We can do that together. I just don't want-."

"I'm leaving." Hush slurred, passing by to grab his bag that was behind me. Husk confuse me a lot. He said he doesn't like me or are not friends but he trust me enough to leave his things with me and he always tells me when he's leaving. Ugh!

"You been leaving a lot. If you don't mind me asking, where you been going?"

"To casinos. Gambling and playing poker."

"Can I join you one day?"

"No."

"Why?! I'm not even going to play!"

"Then why do you want to come?"

"For good luck!"

"Luck? Ha!"

"She's right. For some weird reason if do take her with you have more luck." Bruce back me up.

Husk stops laughing and stares at Bruce confuse. "Explain."

"My daddy gambled a lot too! But he mostly like poker! When I was a kid always took me to his friends garage where they always played poker ! I will be sitting on his lap or on his side and he will be winning all the rounds!"

"How? Did you cheat for him?"

"No! She doesn't even know how to play! She just has to be at your side or close to you and you win!" Bruce sighed. "My dad took her once to a casino in Las Vegas to see if it's true. He was on a winning streak until they kicked her out because she was under age."

"I'm still lucky now. My dad still took me as a teenager. I just be behind him or sitting in a chair at the corner."

"If you're so 'lucky' why didn't you use some of your own luck to get some money?" Husk asked grumpily, not believing.

"Weirdly it only works if somebody brings me to somewhere to win money I can't use it for myself. Whomever invite me/tag me/come with is going to win the money."

" I don't like casinos or doing that stuff. I like earning my own money." Bruce said quickly.

"You're too embarrassed to play."

"N-No I'm not!"

"Oh I just remembered. Wasn't that day-the day your dad took me! Was a anniversary day for your parents? It was so romantic for him to take his wife to Las Vegas with a 15 year girl to sneak in a casino to see I was really lucky. So lovely!"

"Shut up!"

"You Shut up!" I yelled pinching and stretching Bruce cheeks.

"Maybe."

"Huh?" I release his face making a snap noise.

"Ow!"

"I'll think about. Bye." With that he was gone.

"Eeeeeek!" I squealed happily.

"Don't squeal in my ear!" He cringe while rubbing his ear.

"I'm just-!"

"Bruises! Come here!" Our shitty boss Kim yelled from across the other side of the bar.

"It's Bruce-!"

"Come here now!"

"Ooooo you're in trouble!" I giggled childishly, covering my mouth with my hand. I know Kim is calling him his name wrong on purpose to be a douche.

"Just work (Y/N)! I'm going to come back." I ignore him and start daydreaming. I want to how much money I have now. I know I have a lot now but how much exactly. I wasn't really good at keeping track of my money. Well zoning out I see a pink and white blur pass by. Quickly shaking my head I realize it's my Goddess! Angel been coming a lot to the bar lately. It's probably mostly for the free drinks that I promised him. I never have a real chance to go over there and talk to him or serve his drink since Bruce insist that he should do it. Bruce says i'll make a fool of myself or not going to pay attention to my job if I go to him. I could tell that he really really hates Angel. Every time Angel comes he trip him, cursed him, slap a kick me sign on his back, break glasses, makes messes for him to clean or just plain rude to him. I told Bruce I could handle him but he said no because that what he wants, wants me to switch with him and he's not going to let that happen.

"Hey dumbass!"

"Yes?" I jumped. Bruce smack me behind my head. " Pay attention! Boss want me to do some quick errands for him. So you better do your job! You're going to be alone for a bit and also if you see Angel you better not serve-!"

"Leave Bruce! I want the errands done now!"

"Yes boss!" Bruce run to the exit, quickly turn his head to glared at me. "Don't go near her!" He ran into the wall. "Ow.." he rubbed his head and tripped out. The bar burst out laughing at him. I usually don't like other people laughing at him but damn! XD that's too funny! Bruce haven't even realize that Angel is already inside! He also doesn't know that Angel is actually a man. Angel always comes in wearing a wig, different dresses and makeup. But this time he came without his wig, wearing black thigh high kinky boots, a tight black mini skirt, white with light pink stripes coat that has his fluffy chest expose and dark long gloves. Without his drag queen look I could still know it's him by his eyes and his smile. I think he felt my stare because he turns and looks at me with a flirty smile at me. I blushed, ready to go to his table but I felt a crusty arm slither its way around my waist.

"Looks like I have to help you myself my sweet tomboy.~" Kim purred. Oh lord please send an angel down to kill this bastard.

"This is very unprofessional." I stated blankly while taking off his gross arm off of me. He fake pouts. "Come on.~ Why are you still playing hard to get?~"

I'm not playing. I just don't fucking like you.

"I'll go take that slut order and you just stay right here."

"I-." He pressed his disgusting crusty finger against my lips.

"Shhhh. Don't speak unless-." I slap his hand away and grabbed the broom that was leaning against the wall and start sweeping. I can't deal with him right now after I finish sweeping right here I'm going to take Angel's order. I behind me I heard his footsteps fading away. Good! Leave me the fuck alone! Ready to go to Angel but froze to see Kim talking to him with a notepad in hand. Angel is the slut?! I felt my blood boil.
"That's good! Let him take his order! You need to work!" Said a tiny little voice on my right shoulder. Confuse I looked over my shoulder to see a tiny weird angel version of Bruce on my shoulder. Is this my conscience? I never thought I had one. "But-."
"No butts lil miss! Ignore Angel and listen to your friend! It's the best for both of you!" And with that said he poofed away. I growled but decided to listen to my stick in the ass angel conscience. Maybe later.

An hour later:

"I'm gonna piss."

"TMI Kim." I cringe.

"I'm gonna be gone for a bit, don't miss me too much.~" He blew me a kiss. I gaged. The only thing I'm going to miss is his absent when he comes back.

"Gross." I don't care if he heard me or not since he already left. I look around the bar to see everybody enjoying themselves and not asking for anything right now. And most importantly Angel is by himself looking bored. Smiling brightly, making my way towards him until I was stopped by a little tugging at my ear. "No! Do don't it!" It's my weird tiny angel Bruce conscience! "You shouldn't-!"
"Piss off!" I slap that little tick off my ear causing him to hit the wall and disappear. Perfect! Near the entrance I see a customer walk in. He sees me and yells, "Hey I want-!"

"I'm close get the fuck out of here!" And literally kick him out. He doesn't try to come back inside but just cursed at the ground and walked away mad. Behind me I heard a loud handsome chuckle. "You're closed? Should I get outta here too?~" It's Angel! I almost tripped on my own 2 feet when I heard his lovely voice. Control yourself woman! Be cool. I zoomed at his table like DC Flash and try to make a seductive face but just made him giggled. I probably made a troll face instead.

"Eh... Umm... no... not yet. The bar not closing yet what was closing, it was my service to him."

"Hahahaha! Is your 'service' also close with me?"

"My Service to you is always open my goddess.~" I winked at him. He stops laughing and blush. I could tell he likes it when I call him goddess. I know goddess means female god but still he kinda looks like one. "Really? I'm not believing it." His blush gone and is replaced with a bitter scowl.

" The other guy always comes and take my order instead of you."

"He doesn't let me-."

"Is he your boyfriend?"

"No, best friend and roommate."

"He can't tell you what to do. And why haven't you called me."

"Oh... I... don't have a phone...." How the hell did I forget to buy a phone?! I'm definitely buying one after work! I must have enough money to get one by now! "But I'll buy one today! I'll call you soon!"

"Ya better.~ Why not take a seat next to me? It's getting pretty boring." He said, patting a seat next to him. Without hesitation I sit across from him. I see him frowned a bit. I would love to sit next to him but.... I'll get red and stupid if I'm too close to him.

"For a bit."

" I would like it better if you sit next to me but that works too." His flirtatious smile came back and lean on table with one hand on his cheek make him look cuter. "Ya have a lovely blue eyes.~"

"Oh thank you! You know I actually had (Eye color) eyes when I was alive."

"Really? (E/C) eyes? That's sexy.~" he said biting his lower lip. So hot....

"Thanks... Yours are eyes are beautiful."

"Wat."

"Beautiful. You're the most beautiful man I ever met. You can pull off women and guy clothing so gorgeously and flawlessly. You know my friend left but didn't even recognize you. But I did from your beautiful eyes and gorgeous smile."

"You're such a sweet talker.~"

"I'm just saying what's on my mind and the truth. I'm horrible at sweet talking on purpose..." Light pink dust on my cheeks when I heard Angel laughing again. It's so embarrassing but I really do love his laughter.

Time skip: Close to closing time

I don't know how long me and Angel been talking but it's almost closing time. We spent a lot of time talking to each other well mostly him talking. He told me that he a spider demon, likes drugs, was in his family mafia but not anymore and is a porn star. Some of the things he was telling me I don't like that much. I absolutely hate spiders but with him I don't see a problem but the drugs and prostitute.... I don't know... the only good things he also said that he loves Italian food and actually talked a bit Italian, has a soft spot for children, loves pink and he's been wanting a pet. (He doesn't have fat nuggets yet you will see why.) I like that.

I told him a bit about myself and told him a little bit of my past life mostly about my precious dog Lil Mamàs. He absolutely loved her name. He love my stories I talk about my little dog and the things we've been together. When I told him about my death and her trying to protect me I tear up a bit. I told him I wish she didn't have to go through that and I deeply miss her. I close my eyes trying not to cry. Don't cry. Please. Suddenly I feel something wipe across under under my eye. I open my eyes to find Angel with his arm stretched out and his thumb wiping away my single tear that was about to slide down my cheek. We both did move. Having a silent staring contest. When I open my mouth to say something he pulled his hand away, I instantly miss his touch. He randomly start talking about the weather for some reason while looking away from me but I see his chest glowing in a light pink hue. I smiled softly. He's not too bad, we are all in hell but I could still see some good in him.

Couple more minutes of talking Angel decide to leave. " I should go now."

"Alright. I'll walk you out." I got up first and walk to Angel side offering my hand to him. He gladly took my hand and I helped him off his seat. He didn't release my hand and start walking to the exit. I start blushing again. We are holding hands! When we got a few feet outside, he let go of my hand, I feel a little disappointed at that. "Angel. Wait."

"Yeah?" He raise a eyebrow at me. This is going to be stupid... We seen each other for a while but not actually talk! We just talked today and a little bit when we first met but that's it! But... I feel something special with him... I'm just going to take the risk!

"I! Umm..." Don't look at me like that! All cute and curious! "I... ummmmmm.... Ahem. Ahem! I was wondering if you like to go on a date with me..." I said it! Oh lord kill me again!

"A date, Huh?" He smirked, crossing his top arms over his chest and letting the other two hang loose on his sides. "That's a more proper way to phrase it, pretty boy." I look at him confused. Not about the pretty boy part but the way he's talking is odd.

"Depends on what kind of 'date' you want." I'm really puzzled now. He continues while lifting up four fingers and his bottom pair of arms are now on his hips.

"Because it's gonna cost ya around $43 for a blow-."

"N-NO! You're mistaken! Nothing like that! I was talking about a actual date!" I blush light pink. I can't believe he thought I was asking for sex! Well he did just told me that he's a prostitute but still! I would never do that! Angel looks shocked about what I said with a bright red blush across his face.

"What..."

"I. Was. Referring. To. An actual date." I said it a bit slower. Not trying to be rude but just making sure he heard me this time. "The only thing I'm going to pay is for your dinner or movie which you prefer better. But nothing of those thing." I said with a little bit more confidence. "Maybe, next week you can come over at the bar after work or I could try to get out earlier for our date. I would pick you up but I don't know where you live I hope you don't mind."

"Uh, I don't mind." He said with a shock face still.

"So next week on a Friday sounds good to you?" I smiled.

"Uh, Yeah."

"Great!" I grab one of his hands and place a small kiss on it. I can feel him shiver a bit from it a bit. When I look back up I see him looking at me with a slight happy daze face. That makes me feel butterflies in my stomach. "Then I shall see you next week on Friday!" I kiss his hand one more time before letting go. "Be safe my goddess!" Before he could say anything I dash back in the bar. And ran all the way to the bathroom and lock the door. I cover my mouth with both of my hands trying hard not to scream. I can't believe I just asked Angel out and he said yes! Bruce is going to be so pissed! Wait... I don't have to tell him. Yeah, that's right.

Knock!

Knock!

" I'm having a mental breakdown,piss off!"

"It's Kim!"

Shit!

"Don't worry you're not in trouble. You're lucky that I like you."

"Ew."

"What was that?" He growled.

"I heard a pest."

"Well if you find it dispose of it."

I would but how would I get my pay checks.

"I was going to let you have a rest of the day off anyways but I want you do one thing."

"What."

"Don't talk with that slut again." He said with a cold voice. I know what he's referring to.

"He's a customer."

"I don't care. If he ever comes back again let your friend handle him or I. I don't want that dirty whore like him having his grubby little fingers on my tomboy."

"I'm not yours!"

"Not yet.~"

"I'm back! Sorry for taking so long! They didn't wanna give me your dry cleaning boss! And they ran out of your favorite donuts so I have to wait until they make a new batch!" Bruce pants out out of breath. I quickly slam open the door bolted out and tackled Bruce into a tight hug. "Bruce I miss you, you douche!" I kissed his cheek. I hear him gasped in horror. "(Y/N)!!!"

"What?" I look at him confuse. He's looking at something behind me. I lazy turn my head to see Kim slowly pushing the door off of him with a bruise forehead and a bleeding nose.

I slowly turn back to Bruce and press my face against his chest. I can't let my boss see the huge grin on my face.~

Part 10: New House, Lucky, and a Date!

4442 words! Finally going on a date with Angel! Got inspiration from by a picture of Sir Pentious asking Angel out fan art! It's so cute! Please comment and vote!