He squealed and slightly walked away as 18 was to the side, then screamed, "Fuuucck!"

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Vegeta continued screaming for a while, Krillin mumbled to himself and the other Z fighters. "Holy crap! Okay, things are looking a bit dicey but..."

Krillin was cut off by Trunks yelling out and charging at 18. Just as he was about reach 18, Y/n kicked him to the side, making him let go of his sword in the process.

She caught it as Trunks slammed into a cliff, "What did we say lavender?"

"Oh no..." Krillin gasped.

Y/n threw the sword pinning his jacket to the cliff. "Now stay down kid."

Trunks pulled the sword out, this time charging at Y/n. Y/n stood there waiting for him, as soon as he got close enough she kneed him in the gut and kicked him back the cliff.

Y/n turned around watching the other's get their asses beaten.

"Alright we need a plan, we need to..." Piccolo and Tien charged in. "Run away! Oh my God!" Krillin yelled.

17 shook his head, "what did we tell them?" 17 kicked Piccolo to the side Y/n wasn't on, then dodged Tien's punch, locking him in a choke hold.

"So if you can explain to me in one sentence why you thought this was a good idea, I might just let you go." 17 has him in such a tight choke hold Tien couldn't speak.

"Yeah see, I don't get it either."

Vegeta got up, "if you think breaking my arm was enough to defeat me, Android... I'll show you how wrong yo--" Vegeta thought it'd be smart to go after 17 instead, how wrong he was.

"Gah! Goddammit, woman, would you let me finish a goddamn senten--" Vegeta yelled at 18 only to be cut off by her slamming him into the ground.

"See? This shit right here? This why we don't group up. I'm just gonna do what we usually do and wait for Goku." Krillin said to himself, 16 looked at him the moment he said Goku.

"I...uh. Quack?"

Y/n continued to watch the fights, or rather beat downs. They had no chance, only one of them where smart enough to not fight.

Trunks looked next her, his sword was right next to her. If he was fast enough, maybe he'd be able to land a blow on her.

By the time he got over to her, she kicked the sword up and pointed it at his throat. "Too slow, and sloppy grip. Hold the sword too tight, your hand gets tired and cramps. Hold it loosely, your really easy to disarm."

Trunks had a lot of fear it his eyes, thinking this would be his end. He closed his eyes waiting for her to finish him but it never came. "Power down kid."

Trunks did as he was told, and Y/n handed him back the hilt. "Don't take my mercy as weakness."

A bird landed on 16's hand, "hello bird. What is your name?" The bird chirped back like they were actually have a conversation. "Toriyama?"

The bird chirped again, and 16 replied with. "I would love to see your dinosaur." Once more the bird chirped again.

"It does what?!"

Piccolo finally started to get up when Nail spoke in his head. "Hey, uhh you okay down there?"

"Yeah, what did I miss?" Piccolo thought.

"Well one of the Saiyans are down, the other had his spirt broken, one of the bald guys are being chocked out and the last one's quacking." Nail summed up, and Krillin quacked.

"Alright I got this."

"Whoa! No you don't!"

"You wanna bet?" Piccolo challenged.

"Not really!"

Piccolo charged up to 17. 17 released Tien and punched Piccolo in the gut, knocking the wind out of him, then falling back down to the ground.

"Alright, so what do I win?" Nail got no response back, "Hello...?"

Vegeta got up and yelled, "element of surprise!" And threw a ki blast at 18, who jumped over it punching him in the face.

Falling on his back he asked himself, "why do I yell these things?"

18 laughed, "Hey, so who's got two broken arms and is a total bitch?" 18 started to walk towards Vegeta. "You stupid bitch. You only broke one of my-" 18 stepped on his other braking it

"This guy." 18 smirked and Vegeta squealed powering down.

17 landed and Y/n started walking next to him. Trunks shook his head and was about to attack her. Only for her to sense him coming towards her and appear behind him, kicking him down the to ground then breaking his leg.

Trunks fell unconscious and Y/n mumbled "Stupid kid," Then continuing to walk next to 17.

"Huh that's cool they can turn the blonde off."

18 smirked, "Yeah! And unlike you, they don't need a bottle."

"Your just mad I wore it better." 17 said and Y/n laughed, "Hard to see you blonde." 17 smiled back at her.

"If you mean by 'wore it better' everyone kept mistaking you for me." 18 retorted, Y/n but into the fun. "Does that make him girlish, or you manish?"

"That's hilarious, you talk like he fights."

"Um..." The three androids turn around. "Why do I do things?" Krillin asked himself. The three jumped up to his level on the road.

"Okay, now listen. I believe if we were to come to blows, I would um... come up short. No pun intended." Krillin said in fear of his life, Y/n snorted at the pun.

"He's funny." 18 chuckled at he pun.

"Roll it back pint size. Were not going to fight you. You're about as threatening as a Cocker Spaniel." 17 said with his arms crossed.

"You bring up a fantastic point! So I shall continue to stand here and do nothing."

"Sounds good! We're gonna go kill Goku." The three walked away as Krillin growled at himself, then chased after them. "Rragh... dammit you can't kill Goku!"

"Yeah, pretty sure we can." 17 turned around.

"Okay, but you shouldn't!" Krillin's voice trembled.

"He makes a fair point. But I insist we still kill Goku, on the ground that I want to." 16 stated blandly.

"Well you heard the man-droid, hands are tied." 17 shrugged, Krillin struggled to get out his next sentence. "If... that's your answer, then I... will... be forced to stop you!"

18 laughed, bending down a giving him a peck on the cheek. "That's cute. Your cute. Have fun living to *not* fight another day" 18 walked away with the others leaving Krillin with a shocked face.

17 raised an eyebrow, "The hell was that? You got a thing for dwarves now?"

"So what if I do? Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway." 18 stated as they all started to fly.

"Look if this is about pissing off Mom and Dad you could just date a black guy." 17 said while Y/n gave him a 'wft' look.

"Oh, my God." 18 shook her head. "Oh, right there dead." 17 said so plainly, Y/n shook her head at them. "Oh my God," was the last thing Krillin heard before they were to far away.

"Wow," Krillin said happily, "Oh man, I gotta tell everybody! But first; Dr. Senzu Bean!" Krillin ran over to the others puling out the bag of Senzu's. "Huh? The hell happened? I had like fifteen of these! Oh well, should be enough. Man they are not going to believe this."

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"I don't believe you." Tien said plainly. 

"I can't believe you." Trunks shook his head unbelieving.

"I don't care." Piccolo rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.

"Dang it, what about you, Vegeta?" Vegeta yelled in response taking off. "See? He believes me... and he's jealous!"

"Damnit not again..." Trunks powered up to take off after him before Piccolo stopped him. Trunk gave in, "Mom said he was stubborn, but this is just asinine."

"Yeah, but, at least he's not trying to kill us all again."

"He tried to what!?" Trunks looked surprised.

"Jesus future Bulma what the shit?!" Krillin rolled his eyes.

"Not to point out the obvious but we just got our ass handed to us. They were way stronger then we could have prepared for." Tien looked down gritting his teeth.

"Yeah and somehow there even strong in my time. Not to mention the (h/c) girl twice as strong." Trunks grunted out unbelievably.

The others gasped out in disbelief. "Jesus future Trunks what the shit?!" Krillin shook his head.

"Fantastic so even with two Super Saiyans," Piccolo started and Tien finish his thought. "We're all the north side of useless."

"Well," Krillin started and the others turned to him. "If Super Saiyans can't cut it maybe what we need is Super Namekian? Huh, too bad those don't exist, huh? Right Piccolo? Super Namekian!" Krillin almost sounded like he was taunting Piccolo.

"Oh my other me! Shut up!" Piccolo flew up and shot a ki blast yelling at them. "You can all kiss the greenest part of my ass!" Then Piccolo took off.

"There are greener part of his ass?" Tien asked.

"What so we is he going?" Trunks asked watch the direction he flew off in.

"Hmm. Looks like he's flying up to Kami's, or what ever else is in that direction. Could be a lot of things." Krillin shrugged.

"Wait so I'm confused, is it kami house or Kami house?"

"No, no listen, kami house is the place with the turtle," Krillin corrected.

* * * * * * * *

"So uh, gonna tell me what that was about?" Nail asked as Piccolo was flying.

"Look just, you might be getting a new roommate."

Nail sighed, "do I have to move the pool table?"

"When did you?! I almost fell for that."

"Fell for what?" Nail asked. The sound of hitting billiard balls rang in Piccolo's head, and Piccolo groaned.

Time Skip
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"Hey, Piccolo, have you seen Yajirobe? He hasn't called or texted-" Korin called out as Piccolo just ignored him and flew up the look out. "Damnit."

"Hey, Mr. Popo." Piccolo greeted as he landed.

"Hello young Kami!" Popo half yelled out as Kami appeared behind him.

"Ah, hello Piccolo. Good to see you again."

"Cut the crap Kami! You know why I'm here!" Piccolo cut Kami off as Kami's face turned sour. "Well that didn't take long..."

"All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle...." Popo repeated over and over again.

"Okay what's up with him?" Piccolo asked glancing at Mr. Popo then back to Kami.

"Don't mind him; he just got through dropping a gallon of LSD." Kami stated blandly.

"A Gallon?!"

"A literal *gallon*. Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it, he never leaves the--"

Mr. Popo cut Kami off, "Kami! I need you to tell me I can leave the lookout if I want to."

"Mr. Popo you can leave the Lookout if you-" Kami attempted to compile with Mr. Popo before he was cut off again. "Bitch don't tell me what to do!" Then Mr. Popo went back to repeating "All these squares make circle."

"Quite. As you were saying..." Kami attempted to let Piccolo speak before Mr. Popo interrupted again.

"I'm here for your body."

Nail laughed in Piccolo's head, "could at least take him to dinner first."

"First; we don't eat, second; shut up." Piccolo retorted.

"And what makes you think I'm going to give it up that easily?" Kami asked.

"Cause if you were half the guardian of this dirt ball that you should be, then you'd know we don't have anytime to waste!" Piccolo yelled back, thinking yelling was going to make him decide any faster.

"It is true. A great evil has risen. Unlike anything this planet has seen before..." Kami now had his back turned to Piccolo.

"Didn't you guys all die from that Saiyan thing awhile back ago?" Nail pointed out.

"Shut up Nail!" Piccolo shout in his head at him.

"Then you know what I'm talking about! You know how dangerous these androids are!"

"Am I the only one who notice a huge tone shift here?" Nail poked in again.

"The androids are a threat, yes... But they are paltry to what I fear comes next."

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Off in a lab somewhere below ground. Computers were beeping and lights flashing, but no one was in there. A lone pod filled with a green colored liquid and something small inside. Whatever it was, was not fully developed and probably wouldn't be for a bit.

But an eerie, distorted laugher came from nowhere.

"Well, that's fucking ominous!" Mr. Popo said as if he heard it.