Chapter 11

James Pov
       The reactions of his friends, were priceless. Lafayette started sobbing on Hercules and John jumped on Alexander. Then when the Schuyler sisters showed up, Eliza stopped in her tracks and fell to the floor crying. Alexander went over and comforted her and Angelica kept calling him an idiot. Peggy decided to throw water on him to see if it was a dream.
"Peggy your supposed to put water on yourself!" Alexander exclaimed.
"I dunno about you guys but I just want Army stories." Thomas said.
"Alexander everyone must've hated you there." Angelica said.
"Well yes and no. The cadets thought I was fucking hilarious but anyone in authority of me thought I either was extremely dumb or had a death wish." Alexander said.
"Some of the cadets didn't like me just ya know cause I could I run them and shit but other then that..most of them liked me...like...three...." he said trailing off.
"Only three people were your friends?" I asked. He shrugged.
"Some were okay with me, others wished I was never born and those three thought I was a fucking legend. They took us to a military school to show the kids what they could be and Erm....they should've left me behind. I kinda was not a great example. I tied the schools principal shoes together and put wrapping paper all over his chair and desk. The kids thought it was funny. The cadets thought it was funny when I had to do a hundred push ups. Less funny." Alexander said.

"Did the principal trip? How'd they know it was you?" John asked.
"Well duh he tripped and well they kind of assumed it was me. Death wish kind of thing. I'm the only one who would do that." He said, smiling. Thomas started to rub my back.
"Did you ever prank the other cadets?" Eliza asked. He grinned.
"Yup! Tons wrapping paper. So many sticky notes. My personal favorite is when I brought a refrigerator that was spray painted in swear word and put it into a shower. That was the best. They got me back a few times though. I woke up duck taped to a two story building. I gotta praise 'em for that one. It was pretty good." Alexander said.
"What have you guys been doing without me?" He asked.

"Bars. So many bars. Parties. So many parties." Lafayette said.
"Hanging out with my beautiful boyfriend." I muttered.
"Why thank you." Thomas said. I blushed.
"Oh wait! Wanna hear the best thing I did there?! God I got in so much trouble for this but so what happened was I took the Sargent's dog and left it in a closet with food and water and got a cat and replaced it. Then he was like 'Hamilton where's my dog?' And I was like what dog? And all the cadets pretended that he never had a dog and that he always had a cat. Then I took the cat too and replaced it with a turtle. Then Kurt, Dennis, Jason and I covered his office in sticky notes, then wrapping paper and got the dog to piss on the Sargent's clothes. That's first time I got tied to the pole. He got so goddamn pissed he tied me to a pole. He didn't have any evidence that it was me so he got so frustrated and I kept running my mouth so that made him more mad. It was a fucking work of art." Alexander said.

"You're an insane idiot. But you're my insane idiot." Eliza said then she kissed him.
"Ewwww." Thomas said.
"You were just flirting. Shut up." Alexander said. I blushed. Thomas handed me a note. It read;
'Lets go to Starbucks. I think I've had my fair share of weird ass Army stories.' I looked at him and nodded. We got up and left.

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