After Dan had pulled out his clothes and packed them, along with anything else he thought he needed, he grabbed the bag and went downstairs. After saying goodbye to his mother, him and Phil started walking to Phil's house.

"I'm glad we don't live too far apart, my house is just a couple blocks away." Phil was saying as they walked, down the street, around the corner, down another street, across the park, and down the little alley, finally arriving at Phil's house.

"...And we've arrived!" Phil grinned opening the door and letting Dan in.

After they greeted Phil's mother who was currently crashed on the light blue L-shaped couch on her MacBook they headed straight up two flights of stairs to Phil's room in the attic.

Because it was in the attic, it was pretty cozy, with a sloping ceiling and only one window, but it did have its own tiny little bathroom at the top of the stairs, so I guess that's a plus. Thought Dan as he observed his surroundings.

There was a desk pushed up into one corner next to the window, which was in the middle of the wall, and the bed pushed into the other corner next to it.

Directly across from the foot of the bed, so on the same wall as the door, was Phil's closet. There was a comfy looking chair sort of near the door, with a little side table thing next to the radiator. In the middle of the floor was a plain white rug.

Phil plopped his backpack down on the chair and crossed the room, sitting on the edge of the bed. Dan quickly copied his actions, and they were soon sitting side by side on Phil's bed.

"Nice room." Dan commented as he admired the duvet, which was white with little cartoon black cat faces.

Phil smiled. "Thanks!" He lay down, or as far back as he could go, so that his back was curved at an awkward angle against the wall.

"That can't be comfortable." Dan made a face just looking at the position Phil was in.

Phil just shrugged. "It's not that bad, honestly. I guess I've just gotten used to it." He grinned. "Anyway, what do you want to do?"

Now it was Dans turn to shrug. "I dunno, it is your house, after all. You're being kind of a shitty host, honestly." He joked.

"Shut up!" Phil playfully shoved him, starting to laugh.

"Make me!" Dan stuck his tongue out at him like a little kid.

Phil rolled his eyes, resisting the growing urge to just sit up and kiss that little bag of shit. I bet that would shut him up. He thought to himself, not even noticing that he started to smirk.

"What's that look for?" Dan asked, still joking.

Phil shook his head. "Nothing, just thinking." He didn't-exactly-lie.

"Right, well, enough of that, I've got an idea!" Dan responded, looking all too pleased with himself.

"Oh my god! It's a miracle!" Phil replied, his voice laced with sarcasm.

Dan slapped his leg. "Quiet, you! Do you want me to tell you or not?"

Phil rolled his eyes. "Fine then, what's your oh-so-magnificent idea?"

"Well..." there was an all too familiar mischievous glint to his eye. "Because it's a sleepover, we should totally talk about our friends behind their backs!" He explained, starting to laugh.

Phil started to laugh too. "That's incredibly cheesy, and honestly not very nice, but seeing as I haven't got anything better, fine. Let's do it. But whatever's said in this room stays in here, got it?" Phil threatened.

Dan nodded. "Sounds good! Can I start?"

"I can't see why not."

"Okay, let's start with the new kid then, Josh."

"Shoot." Phil nodded, encouraging him to continue. Maybe this wouldn't be as bad as he thought it was going to be.

"He's kinda cute, right?"

" I mean, I guess."

"And he totally has a thing for Tyler!"

"Oakley?!"

"No, no! Of course not! Tyler Joseph!"

Phil nodded, considering this. "Yeah, I guess so."

"We should totally try and get them together!"

That got Phil shaking his head like a mad dog. "No way! We don't even know if either of them are gay! And besides, look at us! We'd make some pretty shitty matchmakers!"

Dan just rolled his eyes. "Oh, come on. Josh was totally checking Tyler out, and do you really think that the rapping ukulele player who wears a floral kimono to school half the time is one hundred percent straight?!"

Phil really couldn't argue with that logic. "Fine." He sighed. "But we are not playing matchmaker with them."

"But Phiiilll.... it wound be fuuunnn..." Dan whined.

"Whatever. We can talk about it more later." Phil gave in. "But for now, I've been dying to talk about Pete and Patrick. Like, what's up with that? What did their friends do?" He wondered out loud. He had obviously been thinking about this.

That gleam in Dans eye was back. "I don't know... but we can try to find out..." he pulled out his phone and opened up his chat with Pete, sending him a quick, "hey!"

For once Phil wasn't objecting to Dans outrageous plan. "Fine, but if they hate us forever I'm blaming you."

"And why would they do that?" Dan questioned, raising an eyebrow, before he was interrupted by his phone buzzing, indicating a text. "Oh look! He's replied!" They both huddled over Dans phone to see how this would go down.

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Peter Pan: hey! ^^

Dannysaur: can I ask you something?

Peter Pan: sure, go ahead

Dannysaur: sorry if this is a bit personal, but can I ask what's up with you and your friends? I mean, it's not everyday we're graced with your presence at lunch.

Dannysaur: sorry for the long text lol

Peter Pan: haha it's fine, idk how to answer ur question tho

Dannysaur: what do you mean?

Peter Pan: idk it's kinda complicated, and idk if Patrick's ok with me telling you

Dannysaur: well, I suggest you start from the beginning

Dannysaur: and I promise I won't tell

Dannysaur: jfc I sound like such a little schoolgirl XD

Dannysaur: but seriously, I swear I wont judge or anything

Peter Pan: fine

Peter Pan: just don't tell anyone

Peter Pan: lmao now I'm doing it too XD

Dannysaur: lol it's fine just tell me!

Dannysaur: I'm such a gossip whore XD

Peter Pan: lol wut?

Dannysaur: idk just tell!

Peter Pan: alright fine, Geez

Peter Pan: so basically, they were being assholes all day

Dannysaur: when aren't they lol

Dannysaur: sry keep going

Peter Pan: nah it's fine lol it's the truth

Peter Pan: anyway, they were basically teasing Patrick all day

Dannysaur: like how?

Peter Pan: idk how to explain it, just basically putting him down, calling him dumb and fat and stuff and passing it off as a joke

Dannysaur: that's terrible!

Peter Pan: I know!

Peter Pan: so anyway, I could tell that he was getting kind of upset, but I didn't rly know how much it was bothering him until he asked me to meet up with him right before lunch in the bathroom

Peter Pan: because where else are you supposed to get any privacy lol

Dannysaur: lol

Peter Pan: but of course I met him, being the amazing boyfriend that I am lol

Peter Pan: continuing on, he had gotten there before me, so by the time I had stepped in he was sitting against the wall with his knees drawn up to his chest, trying not to cry

Dannysaur: holy schnitzel!

Peter Pan: basically XD

Peter Pan: so I pretty much just comforted him and we talked and stuff and idk it was sweet

Peter Pan: Ik this is terrible of me to say but he's kinda cute when he's sad :3

Dannysaur: shut up and finish the story

Peter Pan: there isn't that much left to tell

Peter Pan: we thought that you guys were pretty chill so we sat with you

Dannysaur: nu you skipped the best part!

Peter Pan: and what might that be?

Dannysaur: lmao I want a detailed description of what went on in that bathroom

Dannysaur: gotta keep my fluff supplies fully stocked!

Peter Pan: jfc no way you creep XD

Peter Pan: just get a girlfriend or something so you can stop bugging me about this shit.

Dannysaur: oof right in the homosexuality

Peter Pan: omg r u gay?!!!!

Dannysaur: ...

Peter Pan: holy shit you are!!!

Dannysaur: pls don't say anything

Peter Pan: don't worry, I've got ur back

Peter Pan: I'm just like wkahabvxudkslkfhdgdg the fangirling!!!

Dannysaur: pls stop...

Peter Pan: sry it's just this puts things in a whole new perspective like goddamn

Dannysaur: ...

Peter Pan: I'm so sorry I've gtg but don't sweat it your secrets safe with me ;p

Dannysaur: k bye thx

Peter Pan: np bye!

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//Hey hey hey!! Guess who's not dead!! XD just saying, I did try to update this chapter for Christmas, but wattpad screwed me over, which led to such brilliant haikus as:

Dear Wattpad, fuck you.

You didn't save the chapter

And on Christmas too!

anyway, I hope everyone had a great holiday, and that the new year is treating you well! jfc this fic almost has 1k reads!! like wtf that feels like it shouldn't be possible!!! thank you so much!!this fic is also almost a year old, dam.

Happy 31st birthday Phil!!!! (a day late, but whatever)

fun fact, I was going to bring a sharpie to school and give everyone cat whiskers like last year but I got sick so nope D:

And please go check out my new fic, it's Petekey and honestly I'm so excited for it, the writing is so much better than this one because I actually started to give a shit XD

Another fun fact, this is the longest chapter of this fic BY FAR

If you see any spelling/grammar mistakes please tell me because I never really bother to edit these chapters X3

I think that's all, so bye until later!! Don't forget to vote and comment, thanks! enjoy!//

(and this is what happens when my life is so boring that I come up with drama in my own shitty fanfiction.)