WELCOME TOOOO

CUE DRUMROLL

AND THEN THERE'S ASH

DESCRIPTION:

Imagine this, the boy of your dreams that you've been obsessing over since the fourth grade finally makes your dreams come true by asking you out on a date.

But you're the most awkward person alive, so you reply with an awkward nod, making him walk away awkwardly and you stand there with all the awkward.

You meet your crush, Derick, at The Palace, a restaurant, in your prettiest dress at seven o'clock sharp.

Only to be greeted by green goo being poored on you by Mr. Perfect's gang as they're laughing at you.

So what do you do? You kick him in the nuts of course!

But now, Derick and his gang are angry, and they'll do anything to get back at ya.

CAST:

Kathryn Newton (aka my wife) as Ashlyn Crute
Don't ya just love her <33

Cindy Kimberly as Adore Brooks