Once upon a time,

(a long time ago)

there once lived a frog,

and he went, "Ho, ho!"

If you see his problem,

(it's very plain to see)

instead of going, CROAK!

he goes, "He, He!"

He went to see a wizard,

(who wasn't one at all)

he didn't make him croak,

he made him very tall!

So, if you catch a tall frog

(and he goes, "He, Ho!")

have a little sympathy

and Let. Him. Go!

~

Written by 3rd Grade me. I've remembered it all these years. We won't discuss how many!

Image borrowed from: https://colorfulcritters.com/dancing-frog-tall-ww/