Okay, this one is just as much to be funny as to make you think, so don't take it completely seriously.

:)

(I apologize in advance if I make anyone hungry)

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Life's choices are like picking a cookie to eat. There are a lot of choices, and some people have favorites. The trick is to know which cookies are poisoned, and which are reinforced with vitamin J (Jesus)

By the way, if you do get bad metaphorical cookie poisoning, God is the antidote.

:)