*Time Skip*
Calvin's POV

"I love Ruthless Records!" Eric said with a bright smile on his face 

"This place looks pretty good." I say as I take out my camera 

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Ooh I forgot to ask you! Would you like to rap a few verses on camera for me? I'm wanting to post this on my YouTube channel. Also, maybe we can do a collaboration?"

"Hell yeah dude." Eric said as he got hyped up getting close up to the mic 

I put my camera in front of us. 

"It's now recording." I say as I fix the camera 

"Wait...what I say?" Eric said as he got shy 

"Hey faggots! I got a good friend of mines, Eric." I say as I put my arm around Eric 

"Hey motherfuckers. I'm Eric, people call me Eazy. I'm a rapper." Eric said a I could tell he ws very nervous talking into the camera 

"We're doing a collaboration!" I yell out as I get close to the mic in front of me

"Hell yeah. What song you wanna do with me?"

"Hmm." I said rubbing on my chin 

"Nutz On Ya Chin!" I snap my fingers, I start dancing a little bit making a fool of myself 

"Alright." Eric grins 

"Quick DISCLAIMER, this is somewhat like a skit/parody."

*Itty Bitty Time Skip* 

  One and in comes the two to the muthaphukkin three then comes the Eazy
To the other fuckin E playin niggaz life like a puppet and can't dance but
Could touch it so fuck it rappers want to dis I'm glad to see 'em cause I
Rip your fuckin face outta a magazine O.G. gangsta lean now after I shit
Your face wipes that ass clean now time to get tipsy and don't want a bitch
If she can't rub the balls like a gypsy. Who's all in? Since you put yourself
On my dick I put my nutz on ya chin...

Eric spat some fire putting on his shades. 

"Your turn Mr. Reptilian." Eric said as he let me take the spotlight 

I clear my throat getting ready.

"You ready?" Eric asks me 

"Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready." I said getting ready to rap some verses 

  Muthaphukk whatcha heard I'm more than that a real nigga from the hood
And I'm all that thick as a hicky a picky nigga fittin dickies with bitches
Strictly dick-ly many sets I rolled on and killed squeals that told on my
Homies they sold on don't ask Eazy shit it's still a hit iz a hit and a bitch
Iz a bitch hangin on my nutz like a hair strand hangin there with n'ear heart
And n'ear plan ass out like a asshole runnin to my dick with a rhyme and
A lasso again and again from beginning to end it's your nutz on my
Chin...  

"Woo! Calvin goddamn." Eric says as he puts his hand over his chest 

"Did I do decent?" I asked as I wasn't really sure

"Boy, that shit was dope!" Eric dapped me 

"Awh, thanks dude." I dap him back 

"Try rapping the rest of this song." 

I took a long pause for only a few seconds. "The whole song?" I ask as the camera zoomed in on my face 

"Yep, the whole song."

I gulped as my trembling hands was touching the mic...

  You couldn't beat a minute of my ass if I gave you sixty seconds tick
Tock shit starts I start a steppin E to the muthaphukkin A to the muthaphukkin
Z here's the Y here's the E here to stay after you when I'm through check
Me and Rodney King Fuck Tha Police part 2 now back to my friends nutz to
Ya nose to ya lips to ya chin real niggaz love us hussies never fuck us the
Roughest ruckas fingers couldn't touch us Eazy E's back again fuck waitin'
For a payday get an A.K. everyday is a blast yeah blast a nigga fast knock
His ass get all the cash Who's all in? Since you put yourself on my dick
I put my nutz on ya chin...  

I lifted my shirt, belly dancing to the beat.


"Aye this beat tho!" I say as I continued belly dancing to this beat

"Yeah my dude!" Eric laughed 

  "N.W.A. Niggaz With Attitudes, we're underground reporters we tell about,
You know, the streets and everything that goes on, you know, around in Compton,
Our area, what's going around around us, we don't know what the fuck's going
Around around by YOU, but frankly we don't give a fuck, you know. Most kids
In Compton don't give a fuck who the mayor or the president is you know they're
Not even interested in votin'. And the police, you know what I'm sayin?
I say FUCK 'EM."  

"Nigga damn." Eric widen his eyes in shock 

"Hm? Did I do bad? Was it cringe-worthy?"

"Hell to the no. You did excellent! I'm just surprised you knew all the lyrics." Eric laughed realizing that 

"I know right. I thought I was going to stutter or some shit." 

"Calvin you got some talent." Eric says punching me lightly on my arm 

"Thanks dude. That's a lot coming from you." I chuckle

"I mean it dude. You got some talent. Have you ever thought of rapping?"

"Nope. Since I've been on YouTube, I've been more committed to YouTube than anything. I like learning new things though. It's pretty fun." I say showing off my smile 

"That's really good to know dude."

"CUT!" I yell out as I stop recording 

"You finally realize that?"

"Nah." I sarcastically said 

"So, when are you uploading this video?"

"Tonight. I'ma do a lot of editing tonight as well. It's time for me to get my red bulls." I said with seriousness in my voice 

"Holy shit. Showing this video to 4 million people." 

"Don't worry about it dude. It's not like you're in front of 4 million people."

Eric nods his head, "True." He laughs with me 

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