"böñęš."
I said to myself as I laid on the ground. I played with a fidget spinner on my nose. "Wait did they ever say that they had fidget spinners in the BNHA universe? If they didn't they didn't then I could become a millionaire :0000." I said quietly and stood up and looked out the window seeing the mailman.

"BArK BOrk mAn BarK BorK >:OOO."

"[y/n] wHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT BARKING AT THE MAILMAN?"

"NON I Do WhAt I WaNt MoM!"

"I want a new child..." She sighed as I ran past her as the doorbell rang.

I swung the door open and saw t h r e e l e t t e r s?

"The fuck? Why are they both addressed to me?"

I murmured walking back inside looking at them. "Shekizu? Shakiazu? Shiketsu! and uhhhh Kazoobooku? Ketchup? Ketsubutsu...Aren't those like other hero schools? Nah I'm fine with U.A.."m I placed the two in the trash and opened the envelope from U.A.. The tiny disc fell onto the table as an image of All Might appeared.

I started to move my hand through the hologram and giggled.

"YOUNG [l/n] PAY ATTENTION PLEASE!"
I moved my hand away and stared at him boredly. "YOU'VE PASSED BOTH OF THE EXAMS AND MADE IT INTO THE HERO COU-" I interrupted him. "Can I be in the General Studies Course?"

"NO YOUNG [l/n] YOU MUST BE IN THE HERO COURSE AFTER YOU PASSED WITH 78 POINTS." "Oh ok." I sighed softly as the hologram disappeared. "Dam🅱️." I sighed softly and stood up and shouted. "MOM I MADE IT INTO U.A.!"

I heard quick footsteps up to my room and someone tackling me in a hug. "I'm so proud of you sweetie!" She was basically strangling me as I slowly suffocated in her embrace.

"mOOOOOOOMMMM!" I screeched and slipped out of her grasp.

"I'm gonna go to the park okay?" I sprinted to my room and changed into some casual clothes and put on my light up sketchers cause I'm a cool kid then ran out the house. I went to the park smiling and sat on the swing. I took a nap on the swing because that's what I do.

I woke up to something cold pressed to my neck. "Is- Wait don't tell me I'm on a Febreeze commercial." I looked over where this girl around 16 was in these tattered clothes and was dirty. "G-give me a-all your m-money!" The knife trembled against my neck. "Oh,,,," I pulled out my money. It was around 15 bucks in american dollars and I handed it to her. "There you go." I looked at her expectantly to remove the knife. She pulled her hand away along with the knife.

I waved at her before walking home quietly. I stretched and a series of pops came from my back. I got home and laid in bed.

"What

The

Fuck."

guys i have the flu but fuck that so yeah hope y'all are doing fine
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