"First day of school. Maybe beat up a few people? Nah, too much work." I thought out loud then my phone started buzzing wildly.

sleepy motherfucker
bitch
where the fuck are you
come outside
you're my only transportation
pls
come here
i'm honestly scared of your dad
bitch
come here
fucking thot
i stg bitch
anSWER ME

hit or miss
bitch
what the fuck
you changed my name to hit or miss
but i guess they never miss huh
you got a b

sleepy motherfucker
no
bitch
get your fucking ass out here
pls
i beg

hit or miss
begone
T H O T 
ok i'm coming
just hide in a bush

sleepy motherfucker
what do you think i'm doing
dumbass

I sighed at our dumb antics and walked to the kitchen. "Morning mom, morning dad-" I stopped to see 30 fucking cakes in the kitchen. "It's not what it looks like." My dad said holding out his hands in defense. I looked at him and mom and picked up a whole ass cake. Then I walked out the house.

I felt something creeping up behind me. I stopped before smashing it directly into the attacker's face. I realized...it was Shinsou. "FUCK SHIT BITCH!" I poofed up a towel. I started wiping off the cake his face. "I'm so sorry bvro." I apologized, continuing to clean his face. I grabbed my water bottle and dampened the towel to completely clean off his face from the sticky-ness of the cake and frosting.

"I'm so sorry. I thought you were someone else who was gonna attack me or some shit." He stopped me by putting his hand on my head. "Can you get us to school right now?" He asked me. I nodded and held his hand. I jumped into the hole and laughed happily while pulling him along.

"Open your eyes dumbass." I tapped his cheek. We both stood in front of the hero school U.A. "Oh fuck gotta pee!" I ran off into the school to find the bathroom. I turned the corner and found a unisex bathroom. "Oh fuck." I nyoomed to the bathroom and rushed in.

After drying my hands, I went to wander around the school to get used to the new surroundings. I skipped around the campus humming. "I'm gonna get lost but fuck that." I thought out loud. I shrugged lightly before tripping on my feet. "Oh, Floor~senpai!" I cried out in a joking way. I laughed at my own joke and slowly stood up.

I looked up to see this rat-bear-midget thing????? Isn't the principal a rat-bear or something????? "Hi [l/n]." I looked at him. "You did amazingly well on the entrance exam!" He said cheerily. "Thank you..." I trailed off. "You must get going to class before you're late!" He smiled and walked off.

"What the fuck was that?" I whispered, standing up and walking around to find my homeroom. I found 1-A and swung the door open.

"The bitch has arrive-"

"You're late."

I turned to see this worm thing.
The only thing I could utter out was.

"Oh worm?"