-okay so ik i am most likely not posting this book but still, why not make a chapter 2? also if you are reading this and i have posted this then uhhh don't bully me for how bad this is ><
also a quarter of this was written on a school chromebook and these things suck ass so the writing will get horrible for a bit until I go back home and write it on either my phone(which is not really better but it has autocorrect so ig its fine) or my laptop your gonna have to deal with it for a bit:3

CW!!: mention of ripping out someones tongue(ITS NOT GRAPHIC ITS JUST A LIL THREAT)

~Shirabus POV

'I know for sure that the training camp won't be as bad as this god awful bus drive.'

I've been through many embarrassing things but I don't think anything can compare to being in a bus filled with teenage volleyball players singing—no, SCREAMING— Baby by Justin Bieber horribly while the coach is just sleeping through it. How he's sleeping through it no one will know.

Just being in this bus is embarrassing enough but having cars pass by, seeing these weird ass kids, and ME seeing their judgemental faces emotionally and maybe physically, killed me..

"Why is this happening to meeee..." I whined

"You sound like a child" Ushijima said

"Wow Ushijima, that makes me so much happier, thank you." I said sarcastically as I side eyed him

"Your welcome"

"No-  ugh I give up.." I said as I layed my head on the window next to me, being too tired to say anything. As soon as I layed my head the others finally finished screaming

"What should we sing next?!" Tendou exclaimed excitedly

Suddenly all my feelings of tiredness gone I yelled, "NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT!" before anyone could answer Tendou

Everyone (minus ushijima) flinched at the sudden yell from me as I stood from my seat "I AND MANY OTHERS ARE TRYING TO SLEEP AND WE DO NOT NEED YOU SCREAMING ANOTHER RANDOM ENGLISH POP SONG. I SWEAR TO GOD.." I walked up to Tendou and put a hand on his shoulder before continuing "I will rip out your tongue and feed it to your dogs if you start singing again." I said menacingly (I hate that word but I'm too stupid to think of another word to put instead)

"ALRIGHT I GET IT" Tendou yelled before sitting back down on his seat

"You better. THAT GOES FOR YOU GUYS TOO!" I yelled, glaring at the others who were screaming, mainly Semi, Goshiki, and Taichi

"Alright..." they said simultaneously as they sit in their seats

I sighed as I sit back down where I was 'finally, I thought they'd never stop' Kanade says, making me remember that she existed. Well, at least in my head she does

"Oh, I forgot about you Kanade" I muttered, admitting to Kanade that i forgot she (sorta) existed

'Ouch- am I really that forgettable?' Kanade asked

"yes"

'Okay, wow, asshole'

"just saying.." I mutter, realizing how fucking stupid this conversation is

"Why the hell am I even talking to you.." I sighed out, muttering the words louder than I meant for

"Who are you talking to?" Ushijima asked

"AH- oh. Uh..no one." I said, Ushijima, while obviously being skeptical, just nodded and turned his head back to Reon, who was sat next to him

'I mean your not wrong, I'm ACTUALLY a figment of your imagination, I don't even have a body, I'm just a voice that you just decided to name Kanade. Weirdo' Kanade told me

"was that supposed to be you agreeing with me or insulting me?" I muttered

'Why can't it be both?' Kanade said, if she was actually real I'd imagine she would be smirking like a bitch right now

"your worse than Tendou, and your not even real. That's saying a lot.." I whispered so Tendou hopefully wouldn't hear me

'Why do you even talk to me? Don't you have any friends to spend your time with??'

"Kanade, you and I both know I'm not the friend type. Don't even ask me that." I tell her, fiddling with the zipper of my jacket

'But that's so boringgg!! Seriously, how are you okay with just doing homework and studying in your free time?!!'

I sigh before answering "that's not true.."

'if that's not true then who do you hang out with? Me? I'm literally fucking imaginary'

I decided this conversation was too stupid to continue (im basically trying to prove to myself I'm not lonely) so I pulled out my phone and texted Kunimi

(This part my suck ass cause I was scared I'd make it too much like my and my gfs texts-)
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Love <3

Kenji #2:
Hey lovee
u alivvee?

Love <3:
I'm here
Sm wrong? :c

Kenji #2:
No nothings wrong dw
I wanted to talk to you C:

Love <3:
Aww <333
How's your bus drive?
You still on the bus?

Kenji #2:
Unfortunately :
they were singing a random ass English pop song earlier
Had to force them to shut up so I could sleep🤕

Love <3:
Imagine
My bus drive was very peaceful and quiet (surprisingly)
🫶

Kenji #2:
WHAT
THATS NOT FAIR😦😦
IM CHANGING SCHOOLS

Love <3:
I don't think Oikawa will appreciate being replaced by someone from Shiratorizawa :/

                                                                         Kenji #2:
U think I'd replace oikawa??
wow i thought you were smarter than that

Love <3:
.
im not complimentin you anymorw :/

Kenji #2:
what happened to your spelling

Love <3 has gone offline

Kenji #2:
WAIT NO D:
IM SORRY
PLEASE COME BACK ASSSRDTFYGNKKNHJGAFDRFCGVJHBKNL
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE
IM SORRY LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KUNIIIII
KUNIMIMIIIIIII
MIMIIIIIIII
LOVEEEEEE
DEARRRRESTTTTTT
PLAESDRFTGYHUJIKL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Love <3 has gone online

Love <3:
I only came online because people started yelling at me to turn off my notifs

Kenji 2#:
Woowwwwwwwww
To your bf too..
i cant believe youuu...

Love <3:
ykw im blocking you/j

Kenji#2:
WHATTT

Love <3:
JUST LET ME COMPLIMENT YOU

Kenji #2:
FINE FINE DAMN..

Love <3:
finally damn

Love <3:
Reply to -> Kenji #2: U think I'd replace oikawa??
Probably
I mean, you're more mature, less weird, and more pretty tbh <3

                                                                         Kenji #2:
                                                                                  Shut up
Fucking sap :/

Love <3:
Yk you love it 💋

Kenji #2:
im coming after your ass as soon as this
bus gets to that godforsaken training camp

Love <3:
ok oldie give back my grandpas vocabulary

Kenji #2:
IM NOT OLD
IM ONE YEAR OLDER THAN YOU

Love <3:
Okay grandpa whatever you say !!

Kenji #2:
I'm coming for your ass istg

Love <3:
YOU CANT SAY THAT
IM YOUR BF
I GET SPECIAL PRIVILEGES
RIGHT?
😖😣😖😖😣

Kenji #2:
I will get rid of those special privileges if you
Keep on using those emojis.

Love <3:
3:

Kenji #2:
How am I attracted to you.

Love <3:
Idk my thighs?

Kenji #2:
Disgusting
Utterly atrocious
Ew
Nuh uh
Just because we both asexual don't mean I'm putting up with this bullshit >:(

Love <3:
Bery sory loml
Forgive me
3;

Kenji #2:
I'll let it slide cause your cute but istg
If you do that again I'm coming to your house
Ik where you live
/in your walls

Love <3:
Oh!
That's so uh
Romantic.!!!
I think
Was that a threat or you saying a joke
I can't tell W/ you tbh
/pos <3

Kenji #2:
Reply to -> Love <3: Was that a threat or you saying a joke
Yes.

Love <3:
Oh
Alr
🤕

Kenji #2:
OMG WERE HERE...
BYE LOVE

Love <3:
OMG OMG
BYEEE
Help not our switch up 💀

Kenji #2:
Sobbing

Love <3:
OK NOW GO SO I CAN SEE YOU

Kenji #2:
ALRR

Kenji #2 has gone offline

Love <3 has gone offline
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~WOOOOOOOOO ITS DONE. I THOOUGHT I'D DIE AND BE REBORN BEFORE I'D FINISH THHIS CHAPTEER.. ANYWAYS SORY IT SORTA TURNED INTO A CHaT FIC AT THE END IDK WHY-

ALSO THEY DONT REALLY ACT ROMANTIC CAUSE LIKE..ITS THEM-? IDK I JUST FEEL LIKE THEY WOULDNT BE SUPER COUPLE-Y SO YEAHH??

ANYWAYS UMM I FEEL LIKE THIS IS EVEN SHORTER THAN THE FIRST ONE...IM SORRYYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I PROMISE LONGER CHAPTERS WILL EXIST IM JUST TIRED AND YEAH

(Actually I just checked and this one is longer so um yeah)

ALSO I WAS LOKEY NOT EXPECTING TO MAKE KANADE AN ACTUAL SORTA IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THIS BOOK BUT HERE WE ARE, A FUCKING IMAGINARY VOICE IS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS..

Words~1422(sobs at you violently)