By now, I was growing more and more curious about Phil and his intentions. This isn't a very serious issue, but I still couldn't find out why on earth he chose me for sending such flirty messages and for dating, even as a fake lover. I mean, it doesn't make sense!

If it were someone a little more prettier - I'm not calling myself ugly, I'm just not too beautiful - it would've made a little more sense. But this, was really weird. So, I decided to prank him with another account, again ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯.

You still remember that I had pranked Adam two times, right? One using the name Rachel and posing as my cousin, and the second using Arvind and posing as my classmate (then later revealing as Phil, which is also a trick again). So, in the same way, I used the Arvind account to message Phil.

I know, I might seem a little too abrupt or fast when I asked who he is in his photo. But the thing is, he only had that photo in his posts and I had to figure out who he was in that. In that photo, there were three people - a little kid in the middle, an adult male at the left side, and a teen male at the right side, looking evil as heck. I was almost sure if it was him, but I just had to confirm.

If I had used a girl's account name again, Phil would've probably blocked it due to his past 'experience' with Rachel. Since it's guy, he might think it's a genuine account.

But actually, it might be quite dramatic if he thinks that Arvind is a gay person who's crushing on him.

Damn. I think too much.

I just can't wait too much, that's why I rushed things a lot. But since Phil is a dumbass, he certainly didn't understand that it's a fake account - yet again.

Anddddd the started the send pic again. Seriously? Shit.

I decided to ignore that message.

5th November is just a random date I thought of right then, but turns out, it's just three days before Phil's.

That's another thing which came to my mind - I've never asked for Phil's date of birth like I did to Adam. I genuinely wanted to know Adam's birthday, to wish him, and maybe even post a birthday status for him. After all, he was an online friend of mine.

But here, I didn't even care about Phil's date of birth or remember it later, unlike Adam's, which I will remember forever - June 5th 2005.

Five is a lucky number of mine too.

Ah, there he asks it again, send him a picture of Arvind. And my usual excuse 'my parents won't allow'. This is enough to prove that he's dumb as hell, I mean, he could've guessed it by that itself, but of course, he didn't.

Whoops. I realized it only after I sent it, that I had been too fast to ask such things. But what can I do, I was just so curious.

But he, on the other hand, even still didn't figure out that Arvind is a fake account. Worst dumbass ever.

Phil: means?
*Your head. Read it, idiot!*

Me: like, do you have a crush on any girls younger than you?
*Basically, are you that bad that you can't find a girl your own age?*

In 9th or 8th or 7th?

Him: yes.
Rose
But she denied.

Me: so sad. Hope she tells yes.

*Internally laughing and choking on my 'aw sad' reply, knowing very well I would never say yes*

Me: can't you find someone else then? She denied right.

*Arvind/myself as the love expert here, advising Phil for my own profit*

Phil: no she tell yes or no

*What the heck? I don't understand you, idiot.*

Though Adam's grammar was way worse than Phil's, I could understand well because:
1) Adam had a specific pattern for that, so I just had to understand that pattern.
2) We were friends. Close friends.

On the other hand, Phil just spilt some not-understandable shit randomly and we weren't exactly friends. I do not want a jerk as my friend or even as a distant acquaintance.

Me: she told no, right?
Maybe be her best friend and propose her when you're adults?

*Me planning to run away from my place with my friends when I'm older: ( ¬ ‿¬)*

Him: ohk

You think Arvind is helping you, huh? You'll see soon, that he isn't. Of course not.

Me: yup.
What'd she say?

He didn't see or reply to that, so I asked another question instead.

Me: btw what is the reason u like Rose? Beauty? Or character? Or something else?

If he says beauty, or anything physical like that, then that's definitely a red flag, because that makes him one of those judgemental type of men who like only beautiful girls. Of course I'm not beautiful, but he calls me so, though I know he's bluffing.

Me: what's her behaviour? Is she nice or unfriendly?

Him: beauty
Simple.
Casual.

I didn't understand why the heck he kept saying I'm simple and casual when he was urging me to put on makeup just yesterday, you know, be like a 'girl' and all (scoff). What a bipolar, stereotypical asshole!

Me: oh ok
So what about her character?
?

*Reply, you freaking idiot!*

Me, yet again: can you please tell, Phil?
Her character?

*Sighs*

Him, finally: she's a simple and nice girl.
She's a perfect match for me.

*Yuck no I don't match for you. Please go die*

Me: oh
But maybe be her friend for now.
Perhaps she likes being single... That's why.

*Come on, Phil, even Arvind, the greatest love expert, is advising you to stay away from me. Do that!*

Phil: so you're saying that Rose might accept me in the future?

*No. Nope. Never*

Phil: or will she want to see me as a friend in the future also?

*How the heck do you think, is Arvind supposed to know that?! Do you think he can read my mind or something??
Well, then again, he knows it because it's me*

Me: perhaps.
Ask her, if she's gonna be single or not.
If she says she wanna be single then be her best friend, so you can at least be friends right.

*Even after saying this, he was still flirting with me in my main account. The irony*

Him: hmm

Me: yeah.

After this, is suddenly when another thing rose to my mind. Back at school, I had landed in a little trouble once when a love letter in my name had reached my class teacher's side.

It was like this: a big red heart (it wasn't even properly drawn, it honestly looked like a red shit) and the name Rose beneath it.

But the confusing this was, it wasn't written whether it was FROM Rose or FOR Rose. Even if it's from Rose, it's definitely not me because I didn't like anyone and even if I did, I wouldn't dare to write a letter that way. Blah, cheesy stuff.

And also, the heart I draw isn't just a scribbled up shapeless one like that one.

But since my teacher didn't know that, she doubted me a little.

Fortunately, she was a nice one and asked me to write my name on a book to compare the handwritings of me and the cheesy Rose.
As expected, they were completely different, so Ma'am apologized for suspecting me and left, taking the letter with her.

How I wish I had that letter with me right now!

Because I suspected if Phil wrote that to me. Considering he's a jerk and would've even care about how he draws a heart to 'one of his crushes', it can be him. The shitty heart, the ugly handwriting, everything.

So I asked him that.

Me: by the way, I had seen a love letter at school with Rose's name in it... Was that written by you?
For Rose?

*I really had to know if it was that idiot who landed me in trouble with that dumb letter*

Phil: no no

*Good for you then*

Me: oh

I continued the chat a little more, asking and bothering him about myself, but later, I realized he'd blocked Arvind too. Coward.

After this, is when he blocked everyone including Rachel, me and Arvind, and left Instagram. But unfortunately.... He returned to my main account, still keeping my two other fake accounts blocked.

:/