IDIOTS! That's all you are. YOU'RE ALL JUST SO STUPID! 3,000 YEARS I'VE BEEN AROUND AND NOT ONCE HAVE I SUCCEEDED IN MY MISSION! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE HUMANS LIVES AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE BUT NO ALL OF YOU DECIDE TO BE STUPID AND RUIN IT!
I've made myself look adorable I used to look like a dragon, a fricking dragon! I now look like an adorable little puppy dog I'm a basset hound. The derpiest and most adorable dog ever I mean look how floppy their ears are.
Fine, I'm done with my rant about how stupid you humans are. I'm going to New York first person I meet I will help them. I mean it's New York you have to be smart to live there the rent is crazy high! They would have to have a good job. THIS IS IT I WILL SUCCEED AND ONCE I DO I WILL- I will- What will I do I've forgotten I mean it's been 3,000 years I guess I'll find out once I succeed.