HIII WELCOME HEY!! I've had this idea for a fic in the back of my mind for months so now I've finally decided to sit down and write it out.

  'AN IMPERMISSIBLE EXCHANGE'

Y/N L/N

''I would much rather walk behind a reversing dump truck and slowly be crushed to death than spend another moment here with you.''

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

"Why would I? You're a constant reminder as to why I never want kids of my own."

AKAASHI KEIJI

''Oh baby this won't get you that extra credit you're after... but i do have something else in mind''

NISHINOYA YUU

''I should be disappointed but I'm just proud. GET THAT DICK BESTIE!!!''

MIYA OSAMU

"You know I'll support you no matter what. Whether it's you getting clotheslined by lampposts or whatever other stupid shit you're doing."

MIYA ATSUMU

"THATS IT N/N YOU'RE NOT MY FAVOURITE ANYMORE! I'M TELLING MAMA L/N ON YOU!"

SUNA RINTAROU

"WHAT? I need to make sure he's not a weirdo. I'm not letting my bestie be abducted by some old creepy dude."

BOKUTO KOUTARO

"Y/N I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD. TSUMSTUM SAID YOU DEPRESSED! DONT WORRY I BROUGHT ICECREAM!"

TSUKISHIMA KEI

"You're a fucking idiot.."

OIKAWA TOORU

"IWA-CHAN YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A DAUGHTER! YOU BETTER NOT BE EXPECTING ME TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT!"

There will be other characters introduced further down the line so expect the unexpected or whatever. Please be aware that this book will delve into themes of a mature nature. With that said each chapter will contain the appropriate warnings at the top so you know what to expect and can skip over where necessary. Anyways, enjoy reading!