I based this chapter on two things- the song up top, and a funny comic dub. I'll put the comic at the end of the chapter. The original SS!Asriel is Rei, this one is Azzy to make sure there's a difference. Azzy and Blue are both very hyper so this is going to be MADNESS. Azzy also apparently likes to read HP? Lol!

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"Hi! I'm Asriel, but you can call me Azzy!"

"Hi Azzy! It's nice to meet you! My name's Blue! Oh, and that's Error. I think he's still annoyed with you for running into him. Don't worry, he'll warm up to you eventually!"

"ɴo ɪ won't."

"Yes, you will Error! Cheer up! Now come on, let's go see if we can find Snow's sister," said Blue excitedly.

"She's probably baking something, if she isn't on patrol or training. Ask her about how she learned to bake, it's a funny story," said Azzy.

"I will! Azzy, can you show us where you think she'll be?"

"Okay!"

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The trio headed back to the house, Blue and Azzy running ahead excitedly, and Error meandering slowly behind. They finally came crashing through the door, and Blue ran into a tall skeleton, similar to his brother but a bit shorter, and more... feminine, somehow.

"Sorry! I didn't mean to run into you. My name is Blue," said Blue.

"Oh, it's fine. I was actually going to go look for you three soon, but now I don't have too," said Syrah cheerfully. "I'm Snow's sister, Syrah. So, if you're Blue, and that's Azzy of course, by process of elimination, you, dark and colorful one, must be Error!"

"ʏup. ɪ'm ᴇrror," said Error quietly, with a slight glitch in his voice. "ɢlitch in the ᴍultiverse. ғorced ᴅestroyer of ᴡorlds. ʙalance of ᴄreation."

'I swear I know him from somewhere... but where? How would I know him?' Syrah thought to herself. 'I can wonder about that later, I should invite them in for cookies now. I can think about it while I eat cookies.'

"Come on in, I baked cookies," said Syrah.

'Uh-oh. Stretch told me to never let Blue have cookies... but I don't want to insult Syrah. She's nice,' thought Error. 'Plus I swear I know her, I don't know from where though.'

While Error was trying to decide what to do, Blue had eaten three cookies. He was now bouncing off the walls in one of his terrifying sugar rushes.

"ᴏh no. Stretch is going to kill me. ɪ should go hide until ʙlue calms down or Stretch comes back. ᴍaybe he can handle hyper ʙlue," muttered Error. "ᴠoices, if you can do something useful for once, help me please. ʜyper ʙlue is scary. ɪ think he will probably start randomly hugging everyone soon, and ɪ don't want to be hugged."

(ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴇʀʀᴏʀ! ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴏ!)

"OH MAH GAWD ERROR RUN! RUN BEFORE THE MAGNIFICENT BLUE GETS YOU!"

'Not helpful, voice.'

"Tie Blue up with your strings, he can't hug you or anyone if he can't move!"

'Now that, I can do.'

Error quickly summoned some strings and wrapped them around Blue, but Blue just began to drag him around like an incredibly unfair game of tug-o-war.

'Blue why must you be so ridiculously strong?!'

"Run! Blue is on a sugar rampage! Azzy, Syrah... just flee. He'll hug you to death!"

"Don't worry! I can handle it," said Syrah cheerfully, before grabbing some of the escaped strings to help Error restrain Blue. Her eyes began to flicker lilac as she attempted to hold Blue in place with magic, but he just kept shaking it off.

Azzy just bleated and somehow climbed on top of the fridge, out of reach of Blue.

"You should've just pinned him to the ground by turning his heart blue."

'That's... actually kinda smart. But, you're too late. I've already got him tied up and I'm not risking a crash or another session of annoying beeps if he comes and hugs me.'

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This is shorter than I wanted to to be, but when I decided to add in the comment section 'voices' for Error, I was kinda limited on that bit. So this'll probably barely reach 600 words. That makes me sad. But, after we get our reader interaction I'll be rewriting it to add that in. The more comments I get, the longer this chapter will be! So, COMMENT!!!

Also, here are some funny comics with Blue lol

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They're just too funny not too, although the lower one is more accurate to Blue's reaction to sugar lol
I just find the cookie one hilarious.

Also we have... Toby, here to tell us the word count!
Only 620 words for the original version... I NEED SOME COMMENTS TO REWRITE IT!
Update: 806 words