(A/N: I really don't like that Asuka lost to Queen Fake Boobs at Wrestlemania back in 2018, so I'm gonna change the booking a little bit and have the match she's in a No DQ match as I have an idea to debut Jimmy.

Also, I'm not gonna acknowledge Joseph Stalin's useless stepcousin Joey Scurry in this story and have HHH be the booker in this story instead, just because we all know why his dad-in-law is being erased, and he's being put in the gulags, in maybe forever at this point in time.

Get ready for what I have in mind.)

~With Jimmy~

I finally made it to the silver dome after my farewell match at Takeover: New Orleans and I had to go to Hunter about what he has in mind.

I mean, I also had to hide from Kana because I know that she knows about the match I had last night, but she doesn't know about the plan about me being called up.

I wanna surprise her as the duo will be back together pretty damn soon.

When I got out of my car, which was this:

I got into the building and carefully watching my every move. I wanted to make sure I met with Hunter and see what I could do.

When I finally found him, I got his attention.

Me: Hey, Hunter!

Hunter: Hey, Jimmy. Great match last night.

Me: Grazie (thanks).

Hunter: Now, we can have your debut tonight, tomorrow night, Smackdown, which one is it gonna be?

Me: I'd like to have it tonight, but I go to Smackdown with Kana.

Hunter: And speaking of her, how do you wanna do it?

Me: It's really simple.

I told him the plan about what we do and when we were done, we went our separate ways until it was time.

I was gonna make my WWE main roster debut and I'm all for it.

~Charlotte vs Asuka; Smackdown Women's Championship~

It was only 15 minutes into it as there were no DQ and no count outs, but seeing Kana still fight after all the shit she's been through is really amazing, considering that she pulled a CM Punk...

(A/N: From the AEW Brawl Out media scrum. "I'm working with children". LMAO)

...back in 2007 or something like that.

Then, I saw someone coming down the ramp, and of course, Andrade, Charlotte's husband, had to come down and distract my friend by gripping one of her legs as she ran up to the ropes!

Once Charlotte hit the spear on Kana, she covered her, but she kicked out at 2 1/2!

Then, Charlotte ordered her man to get some handcuffs and a chair as he did.

They tied up Kana to the chair and she was helpless as I was waiting for the right moment to strike.

Once Charlotte had another chair in hand, she lifted it up, and the lights went out.

Cole: What?! Not again!

Graves: What's going on?!

King: I don't know what it is, but we seem to have some technical difficulties here!

Then, on the titantron, it showed a video of me, my back facing the camera, walking up to my car.

After that, it showed me driving to the arena, a shot of the highway on the way to the arena.

Once it showed the entrance to the Silverdome, it focused on my legs, of me getting out of the car and then shutting the door, leading to a blackout.

Once the lights came back on, the fans went crazy, but they still didn't know it was me.

Andrade and Charlotte were standing together, confused, I heard Hunter tell the control panel to start the music and put up the titantron they worked so hard on.

Luckily, I made sure to let Hunter know that I paid the copyrights myself for this song. I wanted this to be my theme for the main roster, as a way to hype up Kana. She loves this band and would listen to them FOREVER.

After a while, the song played...

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The crowd popped a little but they didn't know it was me... YET.

The titantron was The Bronx in the background, in different areas, as I was really loving what Hunter and the team came up with.

I really was looking forward to seeing Kana's face once it shows my name and my colors, MY Italian colors.

At the 31 second mark, when the song picked up, my name came up on the titantron...

...and I entered as the fans went crazy while they start to sing along to the lyrics.

And Kana? Don't even ask. She was just jumping up and down and screaming so excitedly that I was happy to see her this happy.

King: WHAT?!

Cole: Jimmy DeVito. Jimmy Two Times is here in WWE!

King: What's he doing here!

Graves: I don't know why, nor do I know him! He looks like a jobber to me!

Cole: He's a former NXT Champion, Corey! You might wanna underestimate him!

Once I started walking down the ramp, I smiled, looking for a fight.

As I walked down, the fans continued...

Fans(singing): OH, WHOA SWEET CHILD O' MINE!
WHOA OH OH OH, SWEET LOVE O' MINE!

As I got closer, I saw that Kana was in tears, so happy that I was called up. I really couldn't blame her because I really missed her when I was in NXT and she was called up to Raw. I really wanted to be back with her and what better time than now?

When I got to ringside, I threw down my bus boy hat, entered the ring, and I started laying out Andrade.

Once he was incapacitated, I took off my jacket, threw it out of the ring, and gave him A Bronx Ending Piledriver to him as Baby Firefly off of Wish had to confront me about it!

Charlotte: You ruined my night! You hear me, you son of a bitch! You ruined my night! You had the gall to come out here and ruin the plan I had the whole time!

I smiled at her delusion before I put my hand to her face, popping the crowd and possibly making some people laugh.

I stepped back as I saw that Kana was freed from the ropes and held her two fingers onto her throat.

I pointed at my friend over Charlotte's shoulder, but she wouldn't budge. I then decided to tap her head, her slapping me before finally turning around, only to have Kana blow the mist into her face!

Cole: Oh, the mist! The mist, right into the eyes of Charlotte!

Flair was flailing around, screaming in pain, but she backed up onto the ropes where, coincidentally, Andrade was standing at.

And when she bumped into him, he fell off the ring apron and fell through a table, that was put up at ringside for some reason.

Looking at you Simon Miller from WhatCulture, STUFF JUST HAPPENS.

As Charlotte was just trying to get the mist out of her eyes, the more she's rubbing her eyes, the more pain she's in, she got onto one knee and Kana gave her a Shining Wizard!

She covered Charlotte, and as I gave a throat slit gesture...

Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Once the bell rang, and her theme played, Kana immediately got off of Flair, ran up towards me and had to hug me as I had to do the same!

Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION, "THE EMPRESS OF TOMORROW", ASUKA!!!

Kana just cried, just so happy that not only am I reunited with her, she's also the new Smackdown Women's Champion.

She was given the title and the ref and I raised her hands and pointed her as the winner. When she went up on the top turnbuckle to celebrate, I applauded with a tear in my eye.

Little did I know, this song played...

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She then ran down the ramp with a referee, slid into the ring and looked to take out Kana with the briefcase, but I pushed my friend out of the way, and took the hit!

Kana was pissed off as I went down, trying to get myself back together. As 'Mella cashed in the contract, the bell rang and the two fought, but outta of nowhere, sorry Randy, 'Mella superkicked Kana.

Quickly, I ran to the other side as the ref started to count.

Once the ref was about to count three, I put Kana's leg on the bottom rope, yelling at the ref to count the rope break.

He saw it as 'Mella was furious, telling me to fuck off out of here since it's her moment.

I then had an idea.

I decided to do a bit of a "Three Stooges" kinda thing, where I raised a fist to her while the ref was checking on Kana.

Me: Ya see that?

Carmella: Yeah, so what?

She slapped my fist down and I turned it around to hit the top of her head, but not too hard since she was a woman and I got my morals.

The crowd laughed and knew I had some tricks up my sleeve, but 'Mella was holding onto her head in anger and confusion, which made me laugh.

Carmella: What was that for!

Me(chuckling): You ain't gonna win, tesoro (sweetheart)!

Then, Kana rolled 'Mella up, pulling on her tights...

Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Once the bell rang, Kana slid out of the ring and ran to her, as she laughed at Carmella so loudly, who failed to cash in the contract.

Announcer: Here is your winner, and still, SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION, ASUKA!!!

Kana was still happy that she kept her Championship, thanks to me helping her, but 'Mella was upset, almost in tears.

When we got to the back, everyone applauded while Hunter were just laughing about what I just did and just happy about us being together again.

Hunter: That was great stuff, Jimmy!

Me: Thanks, boss.

Hunter: Anyway, you will be needed on Smackdown because Kana will be there. For now, you guys head to catering. You guys earned it.

Kana: Arigato, Hunter!

Me: Thanks Hunter.

I went to catering while Kana was getting her photo shoot with the title, but she sent me a pic of before she went for her shoot because I thought she looked adorable with Hunter being next to her!

Seeing her smile like that warms my heart. She's just an international treasure and knowing how hard she worked to make the best of the situation right now, it's just inspiring.

After her shoot, we had to get outta here and spend time together as it's been a long time, but the way we were gonna do it was by going to Bourbon Street.

When Kana was dressed, I took her into my car and we headed there as we walked around.

Then, in the corner of my eye, I saw a place where I know Kana would be very interested in as the theme for the restaurant was very fitting for the history and the culture of New Orleans.

Kana: Oh! Spirits On Bourbon! I have been wanting to go here!

Me: Really?

Kana: Hai! I interested in what they have!

Me: Well, you might like this: I've done some research and it turned out that where Spirits On Bourbon stands today, the building is a former barbershop that was owned and lived in by Eduard Deboire, who was a barber, philanthropist, and a womanizer.

Kana: Ooooh!

Me: And legend has it that he was murdered by a bunch of his mistresses and his ghost is still in there. Maybe we'll get a feel of his presence as we enter.

Kana: Very interesting, and maybe we will. Let go in!

Me: Let's go, Champion.

Kana: That's Empress to you!

We both laughed as we walked in and it turned out, there were fans cheering for Kana, who immediately got emotional, as I gave her a side hug.

Then, we walked up for an order to two Resurrections, I paid because Kana's the Champion and she's earned it.

Plus, I like a good drink every now and then, so why not celebrate?

When our drinks arrived, we got in a souvenir mug that, believe it or not, we could take home, and it was the coolest thing that I've ever seen.

When I took a sip, it tasted DELICIOUS. I could definitely taste the Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, the curaçao, the lime juice, honey syrup, and the coconut water, and all of it is not overpowering.

It's actually very tasty, like, I can't complain about that!

Kana, when she took a sip, she closed her eyes and smiled, and I think she was overwhelmed with everything in the drink and I don't blame her!

Me: How is it, Kana?

Kana: So oishī (delicious)! I love it! Just what I needed after dethroning Charlotte!

Me: That's awesome! Hey, let's keep going, shall we?

Kana: Let's go!

We left as it was amazing, but somehow, I felt the urge to look up and when I did, I saw a man, in the window of the bar, in an 18th century suit. I tried blinking a few times, but when someone walked past me, it was gone.

I think I just saw the spirit of Eduard Duboire and I'm super honored I got to see him.

Anyway, for the rest of the time being, Kana and I had fun, just reuniting and enjoying ourselves on Bourbon Street.

During this time, there were a couple of girls having their boobs exposed, but the nipples were covered by hearts of different color. From what I know, this is the place where girls can be legally topless and have no repercussions, as long as they covered their nipples with a heart stickers.

I know Kana's done some stuff in her career that actually involved showing off her body in bikinis and in many different positions to where it made her rise to stardom even more, but people can change over time and I know she wouldn't wanna do that since she's with WWE, a family friendly company at this rate.

(A/N: Now, I can't exactly show the videos of what Jimmy's talking about because one, they're not on YouTube and two, if I did, Wattpad would JFK my ass off the platform, but I can still show some screenshots of what I found.

However, I'm saving them for later on in the story, lest I get the need to scrub my mind with bleach already. Sorry!)

Anyway, once we were done, we got back tot he hotel to go to our rooms, but before we did, Kana and I hugged, just to show that we never lost touch and our friendship is just too strong.

Kana: I so happy to see you again, Jimmy. I hope we work together.

Me: Let's see if that's the case. I'll see later, alright?

Kana: Goodnight, Jimmy.

Me: Goodnight, Kana.

We hugged once more as we went our separate rooms, and Smackdown, here we come.