Quick note; If Black or Boris is not in his disguise he will be called Boris and if he is, then he will be called Black. The other two also follow the same rules. Haruhi will have a 'she pronounce when in her disguise. You'll know soon.  Moving on!

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"Little B~ WAKE UP!" Boris immediately went flying of his bed and managed to somehow get dressed in the clothes he normally wears in school.

He heard laughter and turned to his right. There a man who looked almost identical to Boris, except that he was taller and had green eyes was just chuckling. Meanwhile Kyoya or Natsu who was out of his disguise was rollfing (rolling + laughing).

He rolled his eyes "so you finally decided to get out of your cursed form, Elliot-nii" Boris said checkily. You see, this man is actually Haruhi who's actually a guy but was cursed to be a girl.

"And I see that your throat is fully healed" Boris may be powerful, but his human body is still like normal human bodys, kinda. Elliot grabbed his brother and ran through the corridors as Natsu followed.

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Rim was preparing his young master, his brother, and his best friend's breakfast and right on time, they fall down the stairs. He smiled at them then offered each of them a hand, which they each took.

"Good morning young master, sir Natsu, sir Elliot. What a pleasant morning" Natsu grinned at the old man, Elliot nodded with a small smile and Boris smiled. They all then went to take a seat and began eating break fast.

"By the way young master, the Assassin's association told me that you must now take on the task of being a host" Boris nodded as Nastu and Elliot shared a look of happiness.

Boris shot the two a glare (pout) as he continued to eat.

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Black sighed into his seat. Time for club activities! Yaaaay! Totaaally not being sarcastic at all. Huh, wonder were the others went. Probably went a head.

Grudgingly getting up from his seat, Black made a quick turn to the door. He silently walked away until he reached the Host Club's room. He opened the doors and immediately regretted it. He saw that that room was now a tropical paradise, the other members wearing  costumes and the Hitachin twins doing their twincest thing again and Haruhi filling in his role of butler.

Waking up to her, he whispered "I'll do this, you go entertain your guests". She looked at him and whispered back "fine. But you still need to find a time to strike and finally be a host". At this he rolled his eyes and hit her back making her stumble. Haruhi sighed and walked over to her table.

Black sighed then went to the kitchen to grab some food (ssshhhhhhh. There's a kitchen, okay? Just roll with it). He stared at the person inside the kitchen. Erik did not look as friendly as he seemed now. He knew that the guy was confused as hell.

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Erik looked at Black as Black stared at Erik. Erik sighed and looked Black straight at the eye "who are you?" he said, voice no longer warm but instead, was cold  and distrustful. He wasn't an assassin for nothing you know.

Black's eyes screamed that he doesn't mean harm, but it also seemed rather... Amused? Erik wanted the guy to just respond already. He heard a chuckle and looked at the source of it, Black. Black's whole aura changed to and Erik hated how his aura seemed so familiar.

"Really Erik-kun? I thought you would have figured it out by now. I mean, I didn't change that much at all. By the Times, you are so dense at times..." Black's voice was a bit raspy, but he heard that voice before. All he needed now was for him to say his name. His real one.

"...Laurence" He whispered into his ear as the short male grabbed a few drinks, some cake and a few snacks. "I'll take my leave now..." Black said before leaving. What he didn't see do, was that Erik's face had went redder than a tomato's.

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Black watched as a red headed girl stood in front of Haruhi. Haruhi gave him a slight glance, only to see the evil smirk that came to his face when he would pull a revenge plan. Fuck.

"Excuse me. I hate to disturb, but I think it's time for the hosts to switch clients" Haruhi stared at her the said "Oh, I'm sorry. You must be my next appointment, Miss..." Miss-I'm-mearly-a-pawn-to-my-revenge-seeking-younger-brother-who-wants-to-see-Natsu-and-I-cry?

The girl smiled as she said "My name is Kanako, Kanako Kasugazaki" ...Close enough. Then, Kanako's free hand held Haruhi's cheek as she said "You're even cuter than I expected" Oh.My.Times. don't tell me.

Judging from the smug look her brother, yes, yes it is. "I've decided. From now on, you're going to be my new favorite host, Haruhi" Kanako smiled. Erik had just came out and heard the declaration. Haruhi turned to him, only to see a look of annoyance and that he was finally piecing the puzzle pieces together.

Good for that idiot, now if only another idiot can take form his example *ahem* *ahem* Kyoya/Natsu *ahem* *ahem*.  But other than that news, she was screwed.

Meanwhile, as Black was laughing at Haruhi's demise he had accidentally bumped into someone. She had beautiful black hair and piercing innocent grey eyes. She looked at Black with a flustered face but then Black got up and offered her a hand. She toke it but then stuttered out an "I-I-I'm s-s-sorry B-Black-san"

Black offered her a smile and said "no problems miss Yamada." She looked shocked but a bit flustered "y-y-you rem-remember my na-name?" He nodded and the answered "of course, you are my classmate." At this she looked sad, but then he said "Although I would like it if we ere friends, I don't want to be lonely my whole school year"

She smiled at this and then nodded "O-of course B-Black-san." He looked at her with gentle eyes and said "would you like to meet with me every lunch, Ayano-chan?" She nodded shyly at that.

Annoyed reddish brown eyes stared at the scene that the others had not take notice of. His eyes held jealousy as he watched.

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Tamaki was currently eating a cup of ramen as he then yelled "I can't take this anymore!" Hikaru looked at his boss then said "hey boss, why don't you stop eating that commoner's ramen and come over here to help us with the party planning?"

Kaoru continued as he said "does it really bother you that much the princess Kasuga has taken a liking to Haruhi?" Kyoya smiled as he said "he shouldn't be surprised. She's had the illness for a while now, hasen't she?"

Haruhi then looked at him in surprise. "What illness?" If there is, then as a healer, he- I mean she must heal the girl. Oh, Haruhi is so ready to cure someone- "She's got the host hopping disease" Hikaru said, making Haruhi's train of thought stop.

What. The. Absolute. Fuck. There's no illness like that! Kaoru seeing her confused expression then said "AKA never-the-same-boy-twice disease." She was gonna fucking kill Kyoya. Kyoya then explained things to Haruhi with a side comment from Honey, causing her to say something which caused Tamaki to say something and pull out a picture.

Really, Erik couldn't care less. Erik watch as Black approached him. Then he sat next to him, and Oh my Protection he was adorable. Erik looked at him then asked "Kuro,  what are you doing here?" Black looked up then said "just watching Shiro-nii's demise" ...Of course.

"Laurence, please don't get mad at the old man for not telling you that we were here" Black said as his purple eyes stared into Erik's reddish brown ones as the male sighed. "Fine..." the man muttered.

The two watched as Tamaki pulled out a picture of a long hair Haruhi "that's enough Haruhi! Now you listen to Daddy. Daddy wants you to go back to the way you were!"

This, of course, causes Haruhi to get mad "Don't go blowing up my photos without asking me first!" At this Black chuckled earning a glare from Haruhi.

As the twins looked Hikaru then said
"The more I look at this picture, the more amazed I am. How could this possibly become that?"

Haruhi sighed. As she was gonna answer them, Black beat her to it "The day before school started, one of the kids in her neighborhood got some gum in her hair"

At this the other's stared at him "what?" Erik chuckled as he said to him like his talking to a child "they're questioning why you know that information". This action made Black glare at him.

"I was visiting Haruhi back then. We were classmates and she was one of my few friends. I actually went to Ouran High because she came her" Haruhi nodded as she added.

"It's a real pain to get gum out of long hair.
So I decided to cut it all off.I didn't care if I look like a dude, you know" This of course got Tamaki to gasp.

The said male then said "girls should never refer to themselves as a dude" Tamaki turned to Kyoya as he said "Momma, Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again".

I will kill you Kyoya thought. So all of this was Black taking his reveng? Seems accurate. In the background, Black laughed evily.

And so Kauro asked "I'm sorry, but who is momma?" With all of his will power, he kept a poker face as he said "based on club position, I assume it's me"

And so we follow back to Erik staring at Black as he laughed like a maniac "B, can you stop it?" He asked with his eyes more sharp. Black stopped, then glared at him, and then continued.

Black was forced to stop as Haruhi pointed at him and yelled "HOW ABOUT YOU ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS ANY FORMAL DANCING!?!?"

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Here we have a statue by the name Black/Boris. With his strained voice, he said "I-I know h-how to dance" this was followed by a cough.

Kyoya, the kind friend he is, said to the rest "translation; I don't know how to dance, and I never will" at this Black went to attack but allas his efforts were to fail for Erik had grabbed him.

"There's nothing you can do to make me go" Kyoya and Haruhi smirked at this. I'm sure you're cousin's have what I need" Kyoya said as Black paled.

"Actually, I have more better and stunning pictures of Black in-" before Haruhi could continue, Black, who escaped from Erik, threw a random pillow.

With a red face, Black screamed as loud as someone with a soar throat can "I'll go! But don't expect me to help in hosting!!!"

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I'm sorry I took so long to update! I've been shifting between my computer to my mom's phone. Add to the fact that I have writer's block. WHY IS MY IMAGINATION MORE ACTIVE DURING SCHOOLING!?!?!? Please like or comment. Bye guys, I might update more seeing as school's here.