A/N I was reading through this, and even though my obsession with LBTM is over, I didn't have the heart to delete this. So instead, I italicized and bolded it.

Ok, guys! Here are the questions! Thank Amara124 for them all! I added a few, but that's it...

Here's what you need to know.

Q)= asked by moi, Alessandra

E) = answered by Emmett!

Ok, here we go!

Q) If you hadn't met Elle after your law career took off, what would you have done for a job?

A) Elle had completely changed my mind about Callahan, making me quit being his teacher aid, so when his wife asked me to handle the divorce, I said yes. Of course to do that, I had to be in a law firm for divorces. So, that's how I got my job that I work at today. So, if I hadn't met Elle, I would've been loyal to the bastard and have said no, therefore still being Callahan's aid.

Q) Speaking of Elle, why did you decide to help her, even though she said her law career wasn't important?

A).... At first, I wanted to help her because it kind off annoyed me how little she knew about law, even though she was going to Harvard Law School. So, after a week or two, I started to see the potential and intelligence in her. So, I kept on going and going.

Q) If you hadn't met Elle, what kind of girl would you have dated?

A) Hmm, I haven't thought about that... Well, I guess I wouldn't really have dated anyone, and my mom would practically be all over me about meeting someone new and wanting grand kids.

Q) Talking about children, if you and Elle had a child, would you have a girl or a boy?

A) While most people expect me to want a strapping young by, I actually want a beautiful little girl. I want a girl because I can model her into her mom: a beautiful young woman, but a smart and intelligent one, too.

Q) How sweet! Anyways, I would like to know, why were you interested in law?

A).... Well, I guess the same reason Elle still continues law. Because we want to help the underdogs.

Q) Cool! So, I'm going to stop being sophisticated for a moment, excuse me... Ok, I'm back. Now, for another question, how much do you hate Warner?! Don't lie, you promised!!!

A).... Ok... Well, I don't HATE Warner, I just don't like him. He dumped Elle because she was blonde and "not serious" , he made her think she was stupid, and then, he was still loyal to Callahan, even after Callahan hit on Elle. But I guess I can't be too mad, he is the reason I have Elle.

Q) Aww! That's so sweet! *he blushes* AWW!!! YOU'RE BLUSHING!!! Anyways, here's something to get you to stop blushing... HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE CALLAHAN!?

A) Have you heard of what happened with Callahan? Now, I can't even leave her alone without him harassing her! So yes, you could say I HATE Callahan.

Q) Ok, but one problem.... You left her alone right now...

A)........ CRAP!!! *he leaves the room*

Q) YEAH, GO KILL THE PERVERTED BASTARD, EMMETT!!! Anyways, that all for today, folks! See you next time, bye! Love ya!

A/N #KillCallahan me was so weird... But this still made me laugh really hard.