Frog: Greetings, Everyone! Welcome to my new show, an Accurate-ish Guide To Being A Wolf! Today's episode is an Accurate-Ish guide to starting a show, where I will be explaining to you how to accurately start your own show!

Woofle: Well done Einstein -_-

Frog: Shut Your Mouth, Woofle

Woofle: Whatever you command, Master-

Frog: *Mistress

Woofle: *sigh* Mistress, Whatever you command Mistress

Frog: Thank you! That wasn't so hard, was it! Now, ahem, The first part of introducing your show is introducing your characters!

Woofle: *Face-Paw* Goddamit, Why did I get dragged into this?

Frog: So first up, there is the fabulous, Moi!

Woofle: *Turns To Camera* If you're out there, please, please kill me -|- I CANT STAND THIS MUCH LONGER

Frog: I am Messiah to Frog Kind, the most wonderful, the most fabulous Frog, and It's Currently Day 2003 and they still think I'm a Wolf!

Woofle: You are a wolf

Frog: *Slaps* SHUT UP WOOFLE! This is Woofle, my idiotic Assistant

Woofle: I'm not an Idiot T_T

Frog: What's 2+2?

Woofle: Uh, duh, that's easy. 2+2=3

Frog: *Stares at Camera like shes on the office* Point Proven

Morte: Et Moi? Je suis son petit ami!

Translator Wolf: And Me? I am her boyfriend!

Frog: Ugh, No he is not *vomits* I don't go interspecies. Frogs don't date wolves!

Morte: ... Tu n'es pas une Grenouille!

Translator Wolf: ... You are not a frog!

Frog: *Stabs* Moving On!

Morte: *Does Not Die* Je suis immortel!

Translator Wolf: I am immortal!

Frog: Over there are the Alpha and Beta, they don't matter until later, some other people not worth mentioning and-

Woofle: Don't Do it..

Frog: *Dramatic Voice* THAT IS SCAMAMDER, MY ARCH NEMESIS

Woofle: Oh God..

Frog: SCAMANDER, HE WHO WORSHIPS THE SALAMANDER! HE WHO IS IN A SATANIC, SALAMDER-WORSHIPPING CULT!

Scamander: Tf you mental dude?

Frog: Don't pull a Moriaty-pretending-to-be-Richard-Brooks-In-Series-Two-Episode-Three-In-Sherlock on me, Scamander, I'll show you!

Scamander: Someone should call a mental ward *Chuckles Evilly*

Woofle: *sigh*

Frog: Oh, the next part is negotiating complicated deals with filming companies and then broadcasting, but I really can't be bothered to explain so all I'll say is: TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY

Woofle: This episode was so boring btw :(

Frog: You wouldn't know fun if it hit you on the head

Woofle: Yes I would..

Frog: *Takes out stamp that says FUN on it* Oh really? Wanna bet?

Woofle: £50 I know

Frog: Done! *Hits with stamp*

Woofle: Owwww, what was that? It really hurt!

Frog: *Shows Stamp* YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT FUN HIT YOU IN THE HEAD!!

Woofle: :0 I have been played

Tipsy: Shots Fired

Dipsy: Do you want some Ice? For your burn!

Woofle: CUT TO BLACK FROG I CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS!

Frog: And that's all for today, folks! That's how you Start Your Own Show! Remember, Terms and Conditions apply, and don't leave any bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes!

~ Fini ~

~ Olivia