Me: (I was trying to sleep but I can't)

(Air horn)

Chris: Sky, Shawn and Caleb meeting area, now

(We went there)

Chris: yes today I fire two of you from a cannon and then start my vacation

Sky: and you will hand one of us a million dollars

Chris: I haven't forgotten sky

(So we had to choose one of the previous contestant to be our helpers)

(We choose one of them from a screen)

Chris: you get to pass a spin once, one who goes first will be decided by a coin toss

(He tosses a coin at Shawn)

Shawn: ow

(Shawn got Jasmine, Sky got Dave)

Chris: Caleb your last

Me: ok

(It spins)

Me: please be one of my sisters or Ella

(It lands on Ella)

Me: Yes

Chris: and she is allowed to sing, Shawn gets Jasmine, Sky gets Dave and Caleb gets Ella

(A helicopter pulls up Ella sees me and hugs me)

Ella: oh my Prince, I've missed you

Me: I've missed you too

(After Chris explains)

(We grab a rope)

Me: let's ski

(Ella jumps on my arms)

Ella: we made it safe

Me: let's move it

(We made it to the mud)

Me: get on my shoulders

(She gets on my shoulders)

(We made it across)

(Chris showed us clips of his favorite parts)

(It showed that I got kicked in the groin 7 times)

Chris: I'm out of popcorn so we should probably get back to the challenge

Everyone: seriously

Chris: the helpers are not going to be helpful anymore, so instead of being helpers Jasmine, Dave and Ella will now be torturers

(Chris said we have ten minutes to finish the challenge)

Me: 10 minutes I gotta get moving

(9 minutes and 50 seconds later)

Chris: 10, 9, 8, 7

(We came tumbling down the Mountain)

Chris: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

(Snow came to the finish line)

Chris: Game over, congratulations revenge is sweetest, woah what have we here

(It shows my hand)

Ella: Caleb

Dave: (screams) No

Me: ow

Ella: my prince

Me: I got this for you (gasp) did I just

Ella: you won

Me: I can't believe

(She kisses me for a good 10 seconds)

(Me, Ella Jasmine, Shawn and Sky were on a helicopter)

Chris: that's it for this very off season, this is Chris McLean saying stay off total drama pahkitew island

(Chris drops us off by dropping us and left)