(I saw a limo)

Mom: Good luck

Me: thanks

(We 3 got in the limo)

(It took us to Zeppelin)

Amy: switch seats with me now

Sammy: (She switches seats with Amy)

Amy: Giant

???: are you and I going to have a problem

Amy: switch back now

Me: um these guys are weird

???: that girl has brains

???: brains no one's getting my brains

Chef: (intercom) hang on this might get hairy

Everyone: (screams)

Me: We're gonna die

(I run in panicking)

(Amy trips me)

Me: Thanks I needed that

(Chris pops outta nowhere)

Chris: hello newbies ready for some fun

??? and ???: Yes

Chris: huh a couple of Keener's, I'm sure a little pain and starvation will fix that, let's get started this aircraft stinks and is equipped with two emergency exits here and At the end of the cabin

(We look over the end)

Chris: that said exits you will find parachute packs

(He hits a wooden box)

Chris Only half of them contains actual parachutes the other half contains surprises, that will be not useful while falling from the sky

Sky: hopefully we won't need them

Chris: who knows this season is full of surprises, like this

(He press a button that makes the engine blow up)

Me: oh dear god

(I grab a pack and I put it on)

Me: Gang way

(I jump out)

Everyone: (screams)

Me: Come on come on come on

(I pull the cord and it was a parachute)

Me: Yes

Amy: you got one too Caleb

Me: yeah

Chris: here they come now

(I made it down safely)

(Until I get hit in the groin by Rodney's feet)

Me: Ow why is it always the kiwis

(20 minutes)

Chris: Welcome to Pahkitew Island, on the right everyone who had parachutes Scarlett, Topher, Rodney, Jasmine, Max, Amy, Samey and Caleb

Sammy: uh it's Sammy

Chris: Amy says everyone calls you Samey

Me: uh her name is Sammy

Chris: she's officially Samey

(Beep)

Chris: Your Team will be the Pimapotew Kinosewak which is cree for soaring eagles

Sky: uh no sorry wrong, that means the floating salmon

Chris: I guess your the floating salmon

(30 minutes later)

Chris: your first challenge, is to build your own shelter

Sugar: oh muffin tops I'm too tired for this

(fart noise)

Sugar: that was not me

Chris: Hey fart monster, yeah I was talking each team may take supplies from the common area before they can began to build.

Me: um how are we supposed to build shelter out of this junk

(A tennis ball hits me and i got a black eye)

Me: ow

Chris: I was still talking! but these supplies are guarded by chef armed with a powerful tennis ball blaster, a glancing blow will sting

(Another hit me in my other eye )

Me: ow not again

Chris: and a direct hit can takes you right to ground

(Another one hits my kiwis)

Me: ow, why is it always me that has to take to pain

(My sisters help me up)

Chris: on with the challenge, team maskwak wild build their shelter further in land, Team Kinosewak towards the beach, best shelter according to me, wins the challenge, begin

Me: Lets move it

(We move towards 2 stumps)

Me: ok what's the plan

(Rodney looks all goofy around Jasmine)

Jasmine: and that's how we will win, cool

(He's about kiss Jasmine)

(I slap him right across the face)

Rodney: ow

Jasmine: thanks Caleb

(She kisses my cheek)

(Her brown lipstick mark was on my cheek)

Me: (blushes)

(After We build our shelter I and we won)

(I was asleep)

(30 Minutes later)

Me: (woke up and I saw i had lipstick all over my face) ok how who lipstick on my face

Jasmine, Amy, Sammy, Scarlett and Ella: we kissed all over your face

(I fell asleep again)