Kill me now.
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As soon as the homeroom door was open, all eyes fell on the four of us.

God damn it, they're all staring. They always fucking stare. I even covered up my arm this time but, they still all fucking stare. My eye twitches as those fuckers kept staring and Juvia gently smacked my hand.

"Gajeel-kun, you'll pop a vein. Stop it." Juvia scolds from her chair.

"Alright, alright. Geez." I begin to wheel Juvia inside as the other two follow me.

There was one woman in the classroom and I'll admit, she's pretty hot but, not really my type. Her long white hair is left out and her large blue eyes sparkle in excitement as she sees up. An equally large grin is plastered onto her face as she says sweetly, "Well, hello there! You four must be the new transfer students! My name is Mirajane Strauss and I'll be your homeroom teacher this year."

"Thank you." Lucy smiles back.

"Well, don't be shy! Introduce yourselves." Ms. Strauss giggles.

"Hi, I'm Lucy Heartfilia! It's nice to meet you all!" the blonde smiles.

"I'm Gajeel Redfox. Don't piss me off." I growled.

"Juvia's name is Juvia Lockser, Gajeel-kun's little sister." Juvia also smiles.

"And I'm Jellal Fernandez." the blind guy was faced towards the board.

"Jellal-san, you might want to turn around." Lucy whispers.

"Oh! Right!" the guy quickly turns to the class, a blush on his face from embarrassing himself.

The redhead with the eyepatch in front was amused. She giggled when he blushed, which made him blush more.

"Well, take a seat wherever there's space." Ms. Strauss allows us to choose our seats.

Thank god, there were two empty seats in the back for me and Juvia to sit by each other. Meanwhile, Lucy helped Jellal into a seat next to the redhead and she ended up sitting next to a pink-haired guy that looks like an idiot and has two fake limbs, his right arm and left leg, with flames painted on them.

My eyes scanned across the room while Ms. Strauss went on with the morning announcements.

There was a guy sitting on the other side of the pinkette with his left arm being fake, like mine, and the two glare at each other. He also happens to slowly be unbuttoning his shirt for some reason. Why do I have a feeling that I'm not going to like him...

The redhead was busy writing down all the notes and adjusts the eyepatch so that it remained covering her right eye. There also seems to be a dark aura coming off of her, especially when she gave a death glare to the two morons across the room and they hid in fear. Okay, note to not mess with her.

I finally came across a small blunette whose feet barely touched the ground as she sat in her seat. And something about her just clicked in me. She was small, that was for fucking sure. Short blue locks that go up to her shoulders are pulled back in an orange headband tied around her head. Red glasses are pushed against her large brown eyes as she concentrates on the page she was reading from. Her right hand was a prosthetic with moveable joints in the fingers. Suddenly, one of the joints on her hand had a screw come loose so, her entire pinkie fell off.

She squealed slightly in embarrassment as she tried to grab her finger and desperately place it back on the spot it came from. She eventually succeeded and breathed a sigh of relief before mumbling something about about her fake hand being stupid and going back to her book.

"Stop staring at her, Gajeel-kun." the giggles from Juvia made me snap out of my observing and I tried to hide my slowly-turning-red face.

"Shut up!"
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After finding out about some of the god awful teachers in this school, like Mr. Justine in the history class (a dramatic gay asshole) and Mr. Bickslow (an annoying freaky-looking asshole) for the chemistry class, it finally came down to the geometry class.

"Oh, shit..." I cursed and Juvia asks, "Gajeel-kun?"

"I forgot that he teaches this class..." Why did I have to only remember fucking now?

"Oh... Him?" Juvia asks and I nod.

The loud thumps come inside as the geometry teacher makes himself known. He is tall, kind of like my father's height so, he's about three inches taller than me, extremely tan, shaved black hair that's starting to turn gray on the bottom half and stern dark eyes. The scar right on his left eyebrow was what confirmed my suspicions.

"Good morning, class and welcome to Geometry for those who are starting with us today." his deep voice was interrupted by a sip of his kiwi juice box.

"I am Pantherlily Redfox and I will be your instructor." This guy is my godfather, Papa Lily.

Ever since I could remember, Pantherlily AKA Papa Lily has been a second father to me. In fact, he is my legal godfather, which I have absolutely no problem with. Still, with him as my geometry teacher, all hell will break loose...
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"So... much... homework..." I groaned with my head on the table in Ms. Evergreen's english class.

"Gajeel-kun, you have to get up. It's time for gym." Juvia says.

"Oh god, NO!" I groaned more.

Dear god, PLEASE, kill me now.
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I fucking hate gym. It's too fucking hot for this anyway. WHY ARE WE OUTSIDE IN THIS BLASTED HEAT FOR FUCKING GYM ANYWAY?!

I groaned, seeing Juvia and Jellal sitting out on the side since one can't walk and the other can't see for shit. Lucky bastards. Juvia yells about how she wants to be in gym so bad but, when I tell her that she's crazy, she spazzes out and starts talking Captain America and Deadpool and it annoys the fuck out of me!!!

"So, you're Gajeel, right?" I look down from where they were and I find that pinkette idiot from class.

He's definitely shorter than I am, at least up to my shoulders and I'm being nice about it. He's got this ridiculously spiky pink hair and this stupid confident toothy grin plastered on his face and green eyes that matched the same grin. His right arm, both real and prosthetic, were crossed over his chest in that confident pose he tried to hold. I even got a better look at the prosthetic on his left leg. Probably the same material but, not at advanced as the small blunette's from this morning. It's also not as cool as my metal arm but, I'll give him credit. He at least tried. He also painted flames on his limbs.

Great. He's probably that happy-go-lucky, hot-blooded guy.

"That's the name. And you are?" I ask.

"The name's Natsu Dragneel and around here, I'm the Fire Dragon!" he starts to laugh when another guy hits him in the face and knocks him over.

"Quit playing around! You look like a moron with all your laughing!" It was the guy that Natsu was glaring at in class.

He wasn't as tall as me but, he was slightly taller than Natsu. He has dark spiky hair but, not as spiky as Natsu's with equally dark eyes to match. His left arm was probably made of the same material as Natsu's but, he actually painted ice patterns on it, which was actually pretty nice to look at. His shirt was unbuttoned and his tie was undone, which meant that he was slowly succumbing to the heat. He also seems to be Natsu's opposite, pretty chill and cold-blooded but, he sometimes means well. There's still something I don't like about him though...

"Sorry about him. I'm Gray Fullbuster." he gets hit back by Natsu.

"You wanna fight or something, ice princess?!" Natsu shouts and the two go head to head.

"I'll take you on anytime, ash-for-brains!" Gray shouts back as his shirt suddenly ends up on my face in their fight and the fucking shirt was sweaty!

"Motherfucker!" I shouted as I was going to join in on the fighting when suddenly-

"LINE THE FUCK UP!!! IT'S TIME FOR PUNISHMENT!!!" a loud whistle is heard by a booming male voice.

Instantly, we all lined up and I found the source of the booming voice. He was probably Papa Lily's height and there's a lightning-shaped scar over his right eye. Terrific, it's another blonde asshole. Beside him, there was a woman with long blue hair wearing nothing but a bikini. She doesn't seem too bad-

"Today, we're going to play dodgeball!" she shouts.

Fuck. Spoke too soon.

"The blonde's name is Coach Laxus Dreyar and the chick next to him is the assistant coach, Aquarius Heartfilia. He's pretty much an asshole but, I've heard that he's actually quite the teddy bear around his girlfriend. Meanwhile, she's the coach of the swimming team and rumor has it that she's got a daughter going here." Natsu whispers over to me.

I immediately look over to Lucy, who was shivering in fear of the blunette. I know how you feel, bunny girl. That's me most days with Papa Lily.

"Oi! Natsu, Gray and the kid with the piercings, take off your shirts! You're skins! The rest of you are shirts unless you want to join them!" Laxus shouts as I groan.

"Oh, come on..." I sigh, removing my shirt and throwing it to Juvia to handle.

"So, you three are on that side and everyone else is on the other! GET MOVING!" he blows his whistle and I groan again.

"How the fuck is this fair?!" I shouted.

Meanwhile, Natsu and Gray were getting pumped up.

"Today'll be the day!" Natsu shouts.

"The day we beat Erza in dodgeball!" Gray also shouts as Aquarius blows her whistle.

"PLAY BALLS, INGRATES!" she throws a whole bucket of red balls on the court and then, everything went to hell.

"GYM REALLY ISN'T MY THING!!!" I was dodging every ball but, I'm stuck running around in defense.

"Gajeel, grab a dodgeball and aim for the redhead!" Gray shouts.

How are those two not getting hit?! Anyway, I do end up getting a ball and I try to hit the redhead in the eyepatch, who they call Erza. I throw the ball with my metal arm but, I ended up missing by a second and then, five dodgeballs hit me at once, knocking me over.

"Son of a bi-" I got hit again in the face.

"Gajeel, you okay?!" Gray shouts as I slowly start to stand up.

"Does it loo-" I got hit in the chest with two more balls, knocking the air of of me.

"Jesus fuck, I'm out alrea-" the next three balls hit me in the crotch.

"OH MY-" The next thing I know, I land on my back and everything goes dark.
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"-jeel-kun?"

"-ajeel-kun!"

"GAJEEL-KUN!" a female voice screams, making me jump up.

"I'M UP! WHAT'S THE TROUBLE- Oh, my motherfucking head..." I groan, holding my head in pain.

"Gajeel-kun should be careful. He was unconscious for a little while." I see Juvia patting my forehead with a wet cloth.

"What happened?" I ask, realizing that I was probably in the nurse's office.

"Gajeel-kun lost in dodgeball. The coach said that you suck." Juvia says bluntly.

"Well, there goes my dignity and pride..." I groan again as Juvia hands me lunch.

"Also... Juvia has something else to say..." Juvia starts to twiddle her thumbs as a light blush appears on her face.

"Yeah? What is it?" I ask, chomping into my taco.

"Gajeel-kun, I think I'm in love." And I choke on my food.

"W-WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!" I shout as she starts giggling.

"Juvia has fallen head over heals!"
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Dear god, kill me now...