Player: hey Captain...

Captain: heya bestie, hru?

Player: wellllll....... I have a little problem

Captain: what's wrong? I don't want my bestie to be sad

Player: I'm not sad, Captain, I'm just... thinking... I think I might have a crush on Veteran...

Captain: seriously?! That's so wholesome! Even though I don't like Veteran that much I still support you buddy👍

Player: thanks Captain

Captain: no problemo

Bro: ok I don't wanna ruin this for you (ok maybe I want to) but you're typing in the 3 am chat LMAO!!!

Player: oh sh*t!

Captain: whoops!

Veteran: wow I read the whole thing dude... and Player, I feel the same💖

Player: really?

Veteran: yes

Veteran: wanna be my bf?

Player: yes! Of course!🥺💖

Bro: ew. Get a f*cking room

Stoner: oh they will, trust me.

Captain: dang Stoner. You're in 'the mood' again?

Stoner: yep.

Timmy: what mood?

Bro: HOW THE F*CK DID YOU GET HERE?! I KICKED YOU A FEW DAYS AGO! 

Micheal: magic 🪄 

Gnome: ain't no one talking about how cute that Pleteran moment was?

Engineer: indeed! Anyway, Mother, could you add Gnome and me to the child friendly chat?

Mother: of course😊

Gnome: thx

Mother, Engineer and Gnome disconnected

Stoner: ok I'm going to j*ck off now

Bro: damn yes

Veteran: holy f*ck dude

Captain: I'm coming to your room🥰

Stoner: I'm waiting for ya😏😏😏

Captain and Stoner disconnected