MrCheese curses?! (3 am texts part 4)
Captain has added SirClogsWorth, Angel, Ms Pink and Noob
Captain: Players request! For you bestie!
Player: hey SirClogsWorth, hey Angel. It was great to see ya on the livestream! And Noob and Ms Pink, long time no see
Ms Pink: hey Tiger~😉
Player: uhh I have a boyfriend-
Ms Pink: oh really? Who is it then? Your cheesy friend?
Player: what?! No. Veteran. MrCheese is with TheGentleman
Veteran has removed Ms Pink from the chat
Veteran: damn she is just as weird as she looks
Noob: Player?
Player: yes?
Noob: I'm leaving this chat.
Player: ok.
Noob has left the chat
Veteran: hahaha bruhh
Captain: welp. Big oof
MrCheese: my name MrCheese
Bro: ok, first of all, Ms Pink do be looking weird, second of all, I'm wondering if Timmy or Micheal or Franklyn or MrCheese has cursed in their life yet
Mother: of course my kids won't curse!
Not Orange: if my mini crewmate curses, I just s p r a y. That's how you teach your pets not to misbehave.
Mother: HE. IS. NOT. A. PET! I SWEAR, IF THE KIDS, MRCHEESE OR PPL WITH SENSITIVIE EYES OR EARS WEREN'T IN THIS CHAT, I WOULD'VE CURSED THE WORST CURSE WORD I KNOW!
Bro: omg send that to me! I want some f*cking more curse words in my curse word list
Mother: no. Also, stop cursing
Bro: idc abt yo sh*t. Aye, MrCheese, have you cursed one time?
MrCheese: nope. Al feast, not in public...
TheGentleman: yes indeed. He's a pure, innocent bean (except in our bedroom)
Bro: lemme guess, he curses?
TheGentleman: sometimes when we get really freaky
Angel: Mother, I heard you have a child friendly chat, can you add me?
Mother: of course☺️
Bro: oh my really guys? I kinda wanna know the details?
MrCheese: Why are you asking me this?
MrEgg: because he can
MrCheese: oh hi MrEgg
MrEgg: hey MrCheese. Although we're friends and don't insult each other anymore, I just wanted to say, I won the rap battle
MrCheese: were doing a freaking rematch, pal!
MrEgg: I'm gonna win
MrCheese: n o p e.
Bro: this is just childish lmao.
MrCheese: nah man
TheGentleman: MrCheese are you bored?
MrCheese: meh... idk anymore. I don't even know if I'm up or not
Veteran: mood
Bro: me too.
Captain: I have a question that doesn't have to do with any of this, but ok, how's it going with Cheddar? You know, your doggo you told us about in AUL 17
Player: did you just break the fourth wall?
MrCheese: I don't know. I don't really see him... I miss him tho...
Bro: I think he died by now
MrCheese: no he didn't
Bro: yes he did lmao! Why'd you care for such a stupid dog with the IQ of Patrik star?
MrCheese: DON'T SAY SUCH SH*T ABOUT MY F*CKING DOG!!!
TheGentleman: oh my...
Mother: MrCheese?! I didn't expect this from you!
Bro: oh my, didn't expect that honestly... I gotta run
MrCheese: AS YOU SHOULD YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH*T! I HAVE MY KNIFE READY!
MrEgg: mom come pick me up I'm scared
Bro: f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*****ck! Gotta go!
Bro disconnected because he has to hide from MrCheese
MrCheese disconnected because he's on his way to kill Bro
Veteran: who else is scared of him now?
Player: me😅
MrEgg: welp he once took revenge on me. I can say, it was worse than you'd expect
Stoner: lol I just woke up and read this whole thingie. It blew my last high brain cells away like wow! Also Bro is dead in the lower engine dudes and dudettes
Mother: then let's discuss although it's the middle of the night!
Everyone disconnected
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