MrCheese curses?! (3 am texts part 4)

Captain has added SirClogsWorth, Angel, Ms Pink and Noob

Captain: Players request! For you bestie!

Player: hey SirClogsWorth, hey Angel. It was great to see ya on the livestream! And Noob and Ms Pink, long time no see

Ms Pink: hey Tiger~😉

Player: uhh I have a boyfriend-

Ms Pink: oh really? Who is it then? Your cheesy friend?

Player: what?! No. Veteran. MrCheese is with TheGentleman

Veteran has removed Ms Pink from the chat

Veteran: damn she is just as weird as she looks

Noob: Player? 

Player: yes?

Noob: I'm leaving this chat. 

Player: ok.

Noob has left the chat

Veteran: hahaha bruhh

Captain: welp. Big oof

MrCheese: my name MrCheese

Bro: ok, first of all, Ms Pink do be looking weird, second of all, I'm wondering if Timmy or Micheal or Franklyn or MrCheese has cursed in their life yet

Mother: of course my kids won't curse! 

Not Orange: if my mini crewmate curses, I just s p r a y. That's how you teach your pets not to misbehave. 

Mother: HE. IS. NOT. A. PET! I SWEAR, IF THE KIDS, MRCHEESE OR PPL WITH SENSITIVIE EYES OR EARS WEREN'T IN THIS CHAT, I WOULD'VE CURSED THE WORST CURSE WORD I KNOW! 

Bro: omg send that to me! I want some f*cking more curse words in my curse word list

Mother: no. Also, stop cursing 

Bro: idc abt yo sh*t. Aye, MrCheese, have you cursed one time?

MrCheese: nope. Al feast, not in public...

TheGentleman: yes indeed. He's a pure, innocent bean (except in our bedroom)

Bro: lemme guess, he curses? 

TheGentleman: sometimes when we get really freaky 

Angel: Mother, I heard you have a child friendly chat, can you add me?

Mother: of course☺️

Bro: oh my really guys? I kinda wanna know the details? 

MrCheese: Why are you asking me this?

MrEgg: because he can

MrCheese: oh hi MrEgg

MrEgg: hey MrCheese. Although we're friends and don't insult each other anymore, I just wanted to say, I won the rap battle

MrCheese: were doing a freaking rematch, pal!

MrEgg: I'm gonna win

MrCheese: n o p e. 

Bro: this is just childish lmao. 

MrCheese: nah man

TheGentleman: MrCheese are you bored?

MrCheese: meh... idk anymore. I don't even know if I'm up or not

Veteran: mood

Bro: me too. 

Captain: I have a question that doesn't have to do with any of this, but ok, how's it going with Cheddar? You know, your doggo you told us about in AUL 17

Player: did you just break the fourth wall?

MrCheese: I don't know. I don't really see him... I miss him tho...

Bro: I think he died by now 

MrCheese: no he didn't 

Bro: yes he did lmao! Why'd you care for such a stupid dog with the IQ of Patrik star?

MrCheese: DON'T SAY SUCH SH*T ABOUT MY F*CKING DOG!!!

TheGentleman: oh my...

Mother: MrCheese?! I didn't expect this from you!

Bro: oh my, didn't expect that honestly... I gotta run

MrCheese: AS YOU SHOULD YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH*T! I HAVE MY KNIFE READY!

MrEgg: mom come pick me up I'm scared

Bro: f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*****ck! Gotta go!

Bro disconnected because he has to hide from MrCheese

MrCheese disconnected because he's on his way to kill Bro

Veteran: who else is scared of him now?

Player: me😅

MrEgg: welp he once took revenge on me. I can say, it was worse than you'd expect

Stoner: lol I just woke up and read this whole thingie. It blew my last high brain cells away like wow! Also Bro is dead in the lower engine dudes and dudettes

Mother: then let's discuss although it's the middle of the night!

Everyone disconnected

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