Stoner: aye dudes and dudedettes, I just woke up because I heard moaning

Bro: omh who is moaning? 

Stoner: it sounds like MrCheese or Not Orange

Monster: why N.O?

Stoner: because MrCheese and N.O.'s voices sound alike

Not Orange: well I ain't moaning, I can say

Stoner: yeah I don't think it's you either... it sounds like they are having intense se- ok it's MrCheese for sure! And TheGentleman. I heard someone screaming "AHH SWEET PRINCE!" And there's only one person who uses that nickname for their boyfriend...

MrEgg: oh my this dirty brute

Player: ok, I already know it's MrCheese because my and Veteran's room is NEXT TO MrCheese and TheGentleman's room!😫😫😫😫😫

Veteran: we were making out so we weren't online yet, but I can say, we can hear everything they're saying

Player: yea😓😓😓

Veteran: oh my MrCheese can scream loud bruh! It's even louder than when we had that livestream lmaooooo

Player: 😖😖😖

Veteran: I think they're done

Player: we can finally go to sleep!

Veteran: yes finally

TheGentleman: hello fellow crewmates. How's your 3 am life going?

Player: horrible! Because you guys are TOO LOUD IN BED!!!

Veteran: it was, like, louder than on the livestream and as someone who sleeps next to you, Player and I really found it annoying

MrCheese: sorry, but my sweet prince feels just so good

Bro: EW EW EW NO F*CKING DETAILS! 

Stoner: says the one who claimed Ninja in the reactor a few days ago😏😏😏

Ninja: what?! And before you ask, yes I can text in English 

Bro: Stoner if you don't shut yo mouth we will all eject you!

Veteran: no tell us the details!

Mother: DO NOT tell the details! Oh the kids and all the other innocent people had to endure all of this...

Player: I'm going to sleep

Veteran: same here

Everyone who was awake disconnected