Look, this has to be done by at least someone.. we got TheGentleMan as a savage why not the 2nd best boi in the aul crew ey?

The shipping is so on line these days so expect it all.

(Expect the ship you see the most- yeah- yeah-)

let's go!

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Greaser: You're so weak!

Veteran: Greaser n-

Player, losing sanity: AHAHAHA-

Player: You aim for number one.. you wanna act real tough?? Hah, well you can't do that alone of episode 4 wasn't enough!~

Greaser:

Veteran: Uh, sorry about that Grease..

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Mr. Cheese: You both are just stupid dumb dork morons!

Veteran: Geez, Mr. Cheese you're such a jer-

Player: You make me laugh you sac of garbage, you are nothing but pathetic! You really think you made it to the top? Stop making me laugh, you're so hilarious!

Mr. Cheese:

Mr. Cheese: DO YOU WANNA DIE??

Player: TRY ME!-

Veteran, dragging Player: No he doesn't.

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Bro: Stop whining just cause I beat you so bad!

Player:

Player, fake crying: WAAAAAH!! YOU'RE SO MEANN!!

Player, after 1 second of fake crying: Okay, done now! Sorry, I couldn't cry hard enough.. you were just too weak for me to cry for.

Bro:

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Gnome: Are we sure Player isn't the culprit?

Player: Haha, how rude..

Player: Shut up you filthy dumpster.

Gnome:

Mr. Cheese: He's right you kno-

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Captain: Stop fighting you two! That's enough!

Mr. Cheese: He started it all-

Player: Sorry? You stupid idiot, you can never do anything right, you try to do it right but you always fail since your IQ just dropped to 5.

Mr. Cheese:

Captain, sighing: Veteran.. get the damn cuffs, we're doing it, and no Mr. Cheese will be cuffed with Player, not you.

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Player: *Loses again*

Bro: HAAA, YOU LOST AGAIN!

Player: When the screen fades to black, that doesn't mean that's a wrap.. cause I think you forgot there's multiple times I can play this crap! Unlike you, I keep trying but when you lose you just cry in Ninja's arms.

Bro:

Bro: NIIIIINJAAAA!

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Veteran, going on a date with Greaser: I'm excited for it!

Player:

Player: Damn, you really wanna be satanized by him? Geez Veteran.. if ever you keep dating that demon just uh.. contact me I'll get the holy water for you! <33

Veteran:

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Mr. Cheese: I was arrested for being too awesome!

Player: The case was dropped due to low lack of evidence of your accusations.

Mr. Cheese: THEGENTLEMAN HELP ME WHY IS HE SO MEAN-

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Veteran, doing a task: Seriously, why does it keep restarting..

Player: Cause you're a damn idiot, you'll never make it in life, you try hard but you will never make it at all.

Veteran:

Player: Don't worry, I was just kidding the tablet is just glitching you idiot!-

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Ninja: Why do you suck so much in this game?

Player:

Player: Why do you suck Bro so much in this game?

Ninja:

Player: Haha, bye.

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Veteran, about to get voted off in literally a minute: I- IT'S NOT ME!! YOU BELIEVE ME RIGHT PLAYER??

Player: Obviously I'd believe you Veteran. I'm not a stupid idiot with an IQ of an atom unlike the rest of the crew who voted you.

Veteran:

Literally everyone else:

Captain: All those in favor of voting off Player instead of Veteran say "aye!"

Everyone but Veteran and Player: AYE!-

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Mr. Egg: I don't simp for TheGentleMan anymore.. it's- yeah.

Player: Hah, say that again, but this time show that damn diary of yours filled TheGentleMan as it's main topic.

Mr. Egg:

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Greaser and Veteran: *On a date*

Player, Captain and Mr. Cheese, on the same dinner hanging out:

Player: Alright, who gave the baby a demon to use as a toy? Should I give Veteran holy water now or?..

Mr. Cheese: Player stop-

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Blue/Monster: Huh, smart kid!

Player: Don't call me a kid..

Not-Orange: But.. people call you a kid all the time!

Player: That's Veteran, there's a total difference..

Blue/Monster: Like what?

Player: He actually has a heart to frickin' care about what someone feels unlike you heartless assheads-

Blue/Monster and Not-Orange:

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Player: What's an 8 sided shape?

Mr. Cheese:

Mr. Cheese: UHH..

Player: If you don't get this, you're more dumb than that b**** whore, over there.

Greaser, who didn't guess it the first try: E-

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TheGentleMan, losing as an impostor in the Airship Arrival: YOU MADE US LOOK LIKE A F***ING JOKE!!

Player: No no no TheGentleMan, jokes are funny! I made you look.. sad! And pathetic!

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Player: Why do you see a child psychiatrist??

Veteran: Cause there half the price of regular ones? Duh!

Player: YOU HAVE A DAMN MANSION!

Veteran: That's my parents-

Player: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DUMB!!

Veteran:

Player: Ugh, whatever, I'm getting you an actual adult psychiatrist later after this..

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Mr. Cheese: Maybe you'll get an actual win this time you dork!

Player:

Player: For the last time you son of a b**** you rarely even win anymore.

Mr. Cheese: I JUST WANTED TO HEL-

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A/N Aaaand, that's the end for this short shenanigan! Hope you enjoyed Player just roastin' the crew- some are from fandoms and rap battles, I can tell some of you might know them.. anyways.. yeah, hope you liked thiss-

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