Yes, just- live with these, mkay? I have school to attend to.

These are just my opinions and preferences, if you have different ones that's fine.

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TheGentleMan: Mr. Egg, keep an eye on Mr. Cheese today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Mr. Egg: Sure, I'd love to see Mr. Cheese get punched.

TheGentleMan:

TheGentleMan: Try again.

Mr. Egg, sighing: I will stop Mr. Cheese from getting punched..

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Bro: Me and Ninja are having a baby.

Veteran: Woah, pog!-

Bro, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Veteran: WaiT-

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Mr. Egg: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Player: I'm a knife.

Veteran, from across the room: He's the little spoon!

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TheGentleMan: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MR. EGG'S BODY??

Mr. Cheese: What didn't I do with the body?

TheGentleMan:

Mr. Cheese:

Mr. Cheese: Okay, that sounded more wrong than I intended- I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Bro: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.

Stoner: Just rip the bandage off.

Bro: It's Ninja.

Stoner:

Stoner: Put the bandage back on.

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Player: What's a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?

Engineer: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Veteran: S m a d .

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Player, driving Veteran and Captain: So, how was your day guys?

Captain: We almost got surprise adopted!

Player: Uh, what?

Veteran: We almost got kidnapped.

Player: Oh, okay!

Player:

Player, slamming on the breaks: WAIT WHAT?!-

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Veteran: Are you sure this is the right direction, dude?

Ninja: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Bro: In that case then, we're definitely lost.

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Stoner: Captain and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us like it's the end of the world.

TheGentleMan, sighing: What did Captain do?

Stoner: They chased him to the next red light, then reached his window and...

Captain, holding a steering wheel: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Player: Can I be frank with you guys?

Veteran: Sure homie, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Mr. Cheese: Can I still be Mr. Cheese?

Veteran: Shhh, let Frank speak.

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Player: LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN!-

Stoner: YOU'RE MAKING $500,000 AND YOU'RE ONLY GONNA PAY ME $30,000?? ARE YOU HIGH??

Veteran: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $10,000!

Angel: You guys get paid?...

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FNFL logic here we go-

Veteran: Has anyone seen like, "PlayMan" or "Player" or "Partner" or whatev's around here?

Carol: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain!

Veteran: Looks normal to me?

Carol: IT USED TO BE WATER!!

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TheGentleMan: Why do you two look so miserable today?

Mr. Cheese: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

TheGentleMan, sitting down: And?

Mr. Egg: The bench is freshly painted, sir.

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Gnome: You two really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How'd you even get here so fast?-

Engineer: Well..

Engineer: From my data, we had several traffic violations, three counts of resisting arrest..

Dum: And roughly thirteen dans of energy drink!

Engineer: Also, this isn't our car.

Gnome:

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Player: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Rose: "Prettiest smile."

Dum: "Nicest Personality."

Captain: "Cutest Face."

TheGentleMan: "Most likely to start a bar fight."

Veteran: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one."

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Player: What's something you guys are better at than Ninja?

Veteran: Mario Kart.

Captain: Yeah, video games.

Mr. Egg, Emotional vulnerability.

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Mr. Cheese: I love you.

Mr. Egg: Sounds fake but okay.

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Gnome: Hewooo!

Dum: Hihiiii!

Engineer: Greetings, humans.

Veteran: Three kinds of people.

Mr. Cheese: I want cheese.

Veteran: Four kinds of people.

Player: WHAT'S UP F——ERS?

Veteran: Five kinds of people.

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"Can I copy your homework?"

Player: I can help you with it!

Mr. Egg: Yeah, sure.

Veteran: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Mr. Cheese: Lol nope!

Bro: Wait the f—- we had homework?!

TheGentleMan: *Read 5:55pm*

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Player: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Veteran: Your life?

Player: I- well yes, but-

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Mr. Cheese: BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Oh, you hear that! That's the wrong opinion alarm.

Mr. Egg: That is not something you have actually installed.

Mr. Cheese: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG ASS OPINION!

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Captain: WHAT HAS THE GALAXY EVER DONE FOR YOU?! WHY WOULD YOU WANNA SAVE THIS WRETCHED THING!?

Veteran: Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it.

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Gnome: If you really want to get back at Captain, scare him with a pregnancy test, I've got a whole box of old positives at my house.

Dum: You're an American treasure.

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Bro: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Ninja: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Player: I would go into a housewife mode when I'm together with someone, like- I'll make pancakes and bacon every morning.

Mr. Cheese: This is making me rethink my life decisions to be with TheGentleM-

Veteran: This is a lie.

Veteran: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Veteran: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK PANCAKES, WHAT IS THIS?!

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Mr. Cheese: *Running towards Mr. Egg with open arms*

Mr. Egg: *Moves out of the way*

Mr. Cheese: Hey, why'd you move?!

Mr. Egg: I thought you were going to attack me.

Mr. Cheese: I was going to hug you!

Mr. Egg: Why would you hug me?

Mr. Cheese: WHY WOULD I EVEN ATTACK YOU?!

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Mr. Cheese: Gentie taught me to think before I act.

Mr. Cheese: ....So if I smack the shi- out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Mr. Egg: ...Noted, sir.

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Veteran: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Player: If you can ask me the questions without the usual level of stupidity.

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Mr. Cheese: I am a responsible adult!

TheGentleMan and Mr. Egg: *raises a browg

Mr. Cheese: I am an adult.

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Captain: Hey, aren't you Stoner?

Stoner: You a cop?

Captain: Uh, no?

Stoner: Then yes, I am.

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Mr. Cheese: Let me copy your homework.

Veteran: I was gonna copy yours-

Mr. Cheese: Well, sh—.

Veteran: Guess I'm not doing it.

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Veteran: Happy October 32nd, Second halloween!

Player: That doesn't exist.

Veteran: Not with that attitude.

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Bro: Your future self is talking sh— about you right now.

Player: Jokes on then, I'll ruin their f——ing life.

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Veteran: What are you eating!

Player: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty..

Veteran: I like you, don't I?

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Bday: Good morning guys!

Engineer: Is it! Is it really?

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Angel: ...My Man Sheriff just killed a goldfish..

Sheriff, licking his lips: Yup, high in protein, ya'll!

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Bro: Tomorrow's garbage day.

Player: I can't believe they made a while day dedicated to you.

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Veteran: Dude, stop losing.

Player: Don't tell me what to do! I'm failing right now!

Player: *Wins*

Player: Dang it!

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Lmfao that was fun to make, hope you liked this really short Incorrect quotes chapter, see ya for now!

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