Haha, Incorrect Quotes Generator is spammed by yours truly.. some of them might be from stuff I saw before too.

LES GOO! (Also im censoring the swear words-)

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Veteran: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Veteran: *punches a wall*
Veteran: ...
Veteran: Player, take me to the hospital.

Player: *loses again*
Player: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f***.

Mr. Cheese: People always ask if im a night person or a morning person.
Mr. Cheese: When im barely even a person.

Player: I can't think straight! This situation is too much to handle!...
Veteran: How does a gay man even think straight?

Mr. Cheese: WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Player, being the Impostor: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Mr. Egg: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Player: You kill people for money?!
Mr. Cheese: I can explain!
Player: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Veteran: What did I just witness.

Captain: Player, are you blind?
Player: No, why?
Captain: Then why can't you see that I love you?
Player: Because, love makes you too blind to see it for yourself.

Mr. Cheese: I can explain.
TheGentleMan: Can you?
Mr. Cheese: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Player: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Veteran: It's not a joke.
Veteran: *sniffles*
Veteran: I'm a legit snack.

Captain: You're cute.
Stoner: Aw, thanks. I love it when we best friends can say these to eachother.
Captain: ...
Captain: Im gay.. (He's Bi-)

Engineer: Let's play.. who stole my helicopter?
Player: It's not me!
Gnome: It's not me!
Veteran: I think it's him.
Captain, crashing to a building: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAN!-
(Hah, I wonder what reference this is..)

Mr. Cheese: Player, what ya got there?
Player: A losing streak.

Engineer: Gnome and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Gnome: Sentences.
Engineer: Don't interrupt me.

Player: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Veteran: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Player: ...
Player: Are you breaking up with me?..

Ninja: (In japanese) You are the most loved being in the universe.
Bro: Hm? What did you say?
Ninja: (In English) I said, you are the biggest, most awful, most tragic event in human history.
(Another reference ;D )

Mr. Cheese: Change is inedible.
Mr. Egg: Don't you mean inevitable?..
Mr. Cheese, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
TheGentleMan: How much for the hospital fees?

Stoner, being high: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Captain: Stay woke monsterf****** ur love is out there!!!!!
Stoner: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.

Player: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Mr. Cheese: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Mr. Egg: Am I suppose to agree to any of you?

Player: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Veteran: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Player: No! Four to five seconds!
Veteran: TOO LATE.

Mr. Egg: Do you take constructive criticism?
TheGentleMan: I only take cash or credit.

Mr, Egg: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Mr. Cheese: How can you still say that?
Mr. Egg: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Player, hearing the conversation: I agree!

Bro: Go to Hell
Player, tearing up: I wish I could..
Captain: Are you guys okay?-

TheGentleMan: I prevented a murder today.
Mr. Cheese: Really? How'd you do that?
TheGentleMan: Self control.
Mr. Cheese: Damn.. I wish I had that.

Captain: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Player: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Captain: ...
Captain: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Player: Welcome, fellow idiots
Veteran: Hello, Player.
Player: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot!
Veteran: You underestimate me.

Mr. Egg: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Mr. Cheese: Three words.
Mr. Egg: ...

Veteran: God, give me patience.
Captain: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Veteran: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Mr. Cheese: I actually have a black belt.
TheGentleMan: In what, karate?
Mr. Cheese: No, from Gucci.
TheGentleMan: ...

Player: I'm going to take you out
Captain: great, it's a date!
Player: I meant that as a threat.
Captain: See you at five!
Player: ...

Mr. Cheese: So are we flirting right now?
Mr. Egg: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU-
Mr. Cheese: That doesn't answer my question.

Captain: So what do you have planned for the future?
Stoner: Lunch.
Captain: No, like long term.
Stoner: Oh...um, dinner?
Captain: ...

Veteran: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING S***!
Captain: ...

Mr. Egg: Can you cut me some slack, Mr. Cheese? I'm sort of in love.
Mr. Cheese: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Mr. Egg: I'm in love with you-
Mr. Cheese: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little..

Ninja: (In Japanese) Bro is playing hard to get.
Bro: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Captain: Are you trying to seduce me?
Stoner: Why, are you seducible?

Mr. Cheese: We have a problem.
Player: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Veteran: *angrily presses Player against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Player: ...
Player: Are we about to kiss-
Veteran: ...

TheGentleMan: Are you ready to commit?
Mr. Cheese: Like, a crime or a relationship?
TheGentleMan: ...

Stoner: Relationships should be 50/50. Captain cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking handsome as hell.

Veteran: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Player: The dishes.
Veteran: Wh-
Player: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

Mr. Cheese: That was so hot, TheGentleMan.
TheGentleMan: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Mr. Cheese: I'm so in love with you.

Veteran: Wow, Player, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Player: We literally slept together yesterday.
Veteran: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Captain: We both look very handsome tonight.
Stoner: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Captain: I couldn't take that chance.

Ninja: (In English) I'm in love with you.
Bro: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Ninja: (In English) I know.
Bro: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Captain: Are you sure Player's even gay? They barely even looked at me-

Mr. Egg: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Mr. Cheese: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Veteran: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Player: Aren't you forgetting something?
Veteran: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Player's forehead before running out.*
Player: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Veteran: I feel like doing something stupid.
Player: I'm stupid, do me.

Captain: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Stoner: Hi, I'm 'things'.

Ninja: (In Japanese) I want to kiss you.
Bro, not paying attention: What?
Ninja: (In English) I said if you die, I wont miss you.

TheGentleMan: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Mr. Cheese: Marry me.

Gnome: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Engineer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Gnome: Holy moly-

Player: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Veteran: But, PlayPlay, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Player: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Veteran: Is it working?

Captain: I think I'm falling for you.
Player: Then get up.

Captain: Why don't you go talk to them?
Stoner, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Captain: What? So you go tell them they're cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Stoner: They could hear me.

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THE END- As you can see.. Now you know my ships- Sorry if there was rarely any girls like Dum, Angel etc—

Pretty long I must say..
This took an hour-

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