You get the idea, you know the idea.. NUTSHELLS ARE AWE SO ME -

Also, a bunch of crackshiPs- yAy- This is gonna be one tough cookie to notch.

Anyways.. let's go!

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TheGentleMan X Mr. Egg V2

You like this cause you just want good for Mr. Egg, or you're the leader of the Mr. Cheese hate club.

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Captain X PoopyFarts96

You think it's wholesome how Captain knows fart language.

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Player X Captain X Veteran

You're probably IDrinkPastaForALivin, again. Or, you just want either good things for Captain or Veteran. But until now you're wondering whose the bottom like Ali_stds right now.

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TheGentleMan X Mr. Cheese X Mr. Egg

You just want good things for all of them, or you just like The Business Associates trio to become a couple together as a poly.

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Captain X Gnome

Enemies to Lovers concept, but you forgot Engineer's existence and Dum's existence too.

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Captain X Engineer

You thought Captain asking Engineer whom he thinks is the Impostor is is for some reason romantic.. or you ship GnomeDum- Or you forgot Gnome and Dum existed in their lives too.

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Player X Wizard

You thought Player and Wizard cowering while hugging each other cause they're scared for their damn lives against PoopyFarts96 was a romantic scene in the NoVisor series-

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Player X Ninja

You thought Player admiring Ninja for murdering his friends was Player romantically admiring Ninja.

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Dum X Noob

You want Dum to go ahead and take Player's ex for a date cause that makes a great climax story, but you forgot that Captain existed and that Veteran will probably beat Dum's ass too.

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Player X Greaser V2 (THIS IS FOR @NOVISOR_SIMP SINCE THEY DAMN MURDERED ME AA!-)

You want Player to go ahead and date Greaser because you want to see the sadness of Veteran go maximum levels until Veteran and Player decides to break their friendship cause of it. (And now I'll murder you.)

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Novisor X Mr. Cheese

Uh, you thought that Novisor murdering Mr. Cheese was romantic snsushusha-

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Mr. Egg X Veteran

You thought Mr. Egg wanting to protect Veteran in that one GTG video was hella romantic.

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Mr. Egg X Mother

You just want good things for Mr. Egg, and you feel bad Mother got a divorce.

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Mother X TheGentleMan

You like the fact they both flirted with each other once or twice in both GTG and AUL videos, oh, and your favorite episode is the AUL Daycare episode.. and you forgot Mr. Cheese exists.

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Veto X Boyfriend (Player)

Yeah, this is a ship people don't get shocked. You thought since Veteran was playing Pico and Player was playing Boyfriend that they are both canonically exes, and honestly.. HM..

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Not-Orange X Gnome

You're obviously @Novisor_simp.

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Baggy X Blondie

You're literally the entire fandom, period.

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Rookie X Angel

You heard it from @Bootieos16 in Flare's message boards.

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Captain X Stoner X PoopyFarts96

You like CapStone, but you wanted PoopyFarts96 to have something good in life so you- you did thiS- or vise versa.

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Mr. Egg X Hunter X Mr. Cheese

Basically, @GalaxRavenSkies and @Average_Cat trying to work things out together with their otp ships- cause they both just want to live wholesomely in Discord.

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Veteran X Greaser X Player

You wanna see Veteran suffer as he tries to get Player and Greaser to finally work their differences ouT-

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Bro X Ninja X Stoner

You want good things for all of them.

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Player X Stoner

You're favorite episodes are the Rainbow Impostor Mod Episode since they interacted there a lot, and you also like the fact Stoner was part of Player's first win and thought it was romantic.

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Ninja X Stoner

You hate Bro.

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Noob X Veteran V2

You want some sort of climax story where Veteran at some point dates Noob and Player and Veteran's friendship would end. (And now I wanna murder you, twice.)

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Mr. Egg X Ria

You want to ship someone, who frickin' exists.. to a fictional character, that's- that's it.

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Player X Veteran X Mr. Cheese

You're @A_Sad_Red_Crewmate that one time when they were drunK-

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Aiden X Player

Same as Novisor X Player, this isn't the right one buddy.

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Player X Sandwich

You are from the NewScapePro serveR-

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Angel X Goober

Seriously, where are you getting this??

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Gnome X Mother

I have.. a ton of questions.. and- seriously stop forgetting Engineer exists..

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Gnome X Dum X Engineer

You forgot Captain's existence is present.

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Mother X Dum

You're @jilliennerose-

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Player X Veteran V2

You're @GalaxRavenSkies.

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Angel X Mr. Cheese

You thought since they're both pro at Among Us they'd be the power couple, spoilers.. they're not.

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Veto X GF

UhM?? You uh, thought Veto really loves GF after asking her out.. yeah..

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Hunter X Wizard

Ngl, I kinda ship iT- Anyways.. You like how they interact in GTG videos- that's it.

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Captain X Hunter

You thought since Captain and Hunter had history, at least one of them would romantically love each other at some point.

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Captain X Bill

Well, it's Best friend's to lovers concept.. I can't blame you.

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Mr. Egg X Mr. Cheese V2

You're GalaxRavenSkies and @ _iieuphoria.

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A/N: Phew, that took a while.. man finding cursed ships and some pretty legit ships are HARD bro.. anyways.. hope you enjoyed this fun, shenanigan of a chapter! *+

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