Okay. So I'm gonna be redoing this because why not. See how things went over time and my heavy falling out of AUL

Player- Oh boy. Now, I like him somewhat. I get y'all who love him. But he just doesn't sit well with me anymore. Still cool. Just not my style.

Veteran- Ah, the funny man. Pretty cool still ngl, just more on the meh side now. Still somewhat awesome, better than player imo. But still. Eh 

Captain- Ah, Captain. Still pretty cool, kinda fell out with him but you know. Pretty dope still. Better than most other characters!

The Gentleman- Sus, Bi, Ready to die. REALLY bad falling out with him because of another character...so just. Meh.

(Not doing this one.)

Mr. Egg- Evades taxes like it's the damn plague. Will not be accepting anything else. Pretty cool, not the best with him because of another character. Still love him though! Capitalist scum-

Rose- What the hell did you do to BDay, ma'am.👁️👁️ Apart from that, pretty nice. Wish we saw more of her but she was still ebik.

BDay- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boy where do I begin. I absolutely LOVE BDay, he is very hilarious and nice and caring. Have so many HCs about the character, made him REALLY popular in the NSP discord, got K to talk about him a lot. Bro basically god at this point.

Greaser- Now. This man. I got my friend to simp over this dude. And I'm proud of myself. Very ebic dude. Needs more screen time. Also H A H A Crybaby rockstar lookin dude go BRRR(Still the same)

Mother- MILF divorcee raising Satan's incarnates. Enough said. Also pretty funny.

Angel- Lesbian. Goals. I love Angel, she's very cleaver, and is just dope overall. AMAZING.

Baggy- FUCKING. PISS. BABY. I like him, Morty ass voice. Haven't really seen much more about him though.

Blondie- Legit EVERY OTHER FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL GIRL I'VE MET- HATE. HER. SO. MUCH. Almost as much as Duncan. UGLY AHH BITCH

Ms. Pink- HAHA SEX JOKES GO BRRR- I hate her SO much. She's literally only there for a sex joke and that's. It.

Wizard- Daddy- sorry. Daddy- sorry...but FR though. Really hot and funny. Love his voice SO much. He's so hilarious and relatable and seems really cool as a person. I LOVE the magic he does and just find him really cool.

PF96- Okay so. 1, childish humor. Amazing. 2, every CC's favorite character. Amazing. 3, Perfect for every stupid ship to exist. AMAZING-

Hornsly- Hot, European, furry with a robot. The thing every series needs. Change my mind. Absolutely amazing

Flamingo- went from Mr. Egg on crack sounding to Mickey Mouse on crack sounding. Best glow up IMO. Also- please never shave your bird off again, sir. I find him absolutely hilarious honestly. Very cool character.

Rookie- Ah yes. Panic attack man. Nice to see you. I never remember you exist without looking at the wiki soooooooooo sorry

Engineer- "Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar" lookin ass. Hilarious but reminds me of r/iamverysmart bruh

Happy- Ah yes. Host to the daddy issue having alien.

Balthazar- Ah yes, Daddy issue having alien.

Goober- ENBY icon. Amazing. If you don't like Goober please commit stop.

Ink- This is a joke from the Wiki. Don't ask...okay. Just know Ink is the only character stronger than the god of among us.

Hunter- *insert him choking on an atom of smoke and fucking dying*. Bro really got lung cancer or some shit. Bro has nukes(please spare some

Gnome- Okay. So. Pan woman. She's amazing and you cannot change my mind about EWWWWUH girl. Dope ahh canon design tho-

Stoner- Ah yes. The geology major. Amazing job as an actual stoner. Love how he's played and is a really cool character over all.

Sheriff- Lil Nas X stan. Also gay and you cannot change my mind. Awesome cowboy

Duncan- 1. "Duncan Swearinger Cortez O'Barclay Gottenheimer" Ah yes. Best name ever/j. HATE THIS FOOL SO MUCH ONG- UGLY AHH WRINKLY BITCH.

Dr. Doktor- Haha. British DILF go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

Dum- Made me go deaf (/j) but in all seriousness, she's gotten better over time. The more I take time to reflect on the character, I realize she was just pushed in too quickly. Not half bad when you take the moment to appreciate the character.

Aiden- Have fallen out of liking this character because of a certain...someone. Other than that person, he's pretty cool.

Punk/roomate- gay Rockstar (either MLM or NBLM)

Freezy- Prepare for war, Walmart frosty. You're getting a copyright strike.

Noob- I would love to see her body ripped apart. I hate her with every part of my being. :] truly hate her guts.

Not Orange- Ha. Call CPS (pretty gay and dope tho)

Blue/Monster- Ha. Call therapist. (Pretty gay and cool tho)

Pirate/Capt'n- Okay. Gay. Also, bro where did you g O- we need moar of the Capt'n. Decent character, not enough screentime.

Sir Clogsworth- WHY DID YOU PLAY THE HARMONICA BACKWARDS? DUMBASS. Still amazing tho. Never really got into his character, sadly.

No Visor- I would say something but my No Visor loving friend would kill me so. Frog and possum love child. Ig....Idk

Timmy and Franklin- Satanic children. be afraid. VERY afraid.

Ninja- *Insert something I'm supposed to know in Japanese but have been to overworked that I forgot*

Cub- Cub. Very dope.