Heya- some of these MAY contain my oc 'Ac'. ( https://aminoapps.com/c/amonguslogic/page/user/average-cat/6PbN_d2qFafPJBL70b7dVa87EJBzVa4W4qk to see what they look like-)

Player: Anyone d-
Mr. Cheese: Depressed?
Veteran: Drained?
Captain: Dumb?
The Gentleman: Disliked?
Player: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Player: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Mr. Cheese: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Veteran: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Captain: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
The Gentleman: My moral code, is that you?
Player:
Player: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Player: I CAN'T DO IT!
Mr. Cheese, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Player: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Veteran: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Player:
Player: I appreciate it,
Player: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Captain: Player-
Player: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
The Gentleman: Player we gotta-
Player: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Player: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Player, motioning to Ac: NOT FUCKING THIS

Player: We need a distraction.
Captain: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Ac, whispering: My time has come

Captain: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Captain: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Player: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

Captain: I turned out perfectly fine!
Player: Captain, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Captain: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Mr. Egg: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Mr. Cheese: Just rip the bandage off.
Mr. Egg: It's The Gentleman.
Mr. Cheese: Put the bandage back on.

Mr. Egg: What do you think Mr. Cheese will do for a distraction?
The Gentleman: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
The Gentleman: ... or they could do that.

Mr. Egg: I know you snuck out last night, Mr. Cheese.
The Gentleman: Play dumb!
Mr. Cheese: Who's Mr. Cheese?
The Gentleman: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Mother: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Mr. Cheese: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
The Gentleman: I personally was created in a lab.
Captain: I just straight up spawned lol.

Mother: You know those things will kill you, right?
Mr. Cheese, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
The Gentleman, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Captain: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

*Mother's helping Mr. Cheese out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
The Gentleman: How does Mr. Cheese look?
Captain: A little better than you, actually.

Mother: Yo is Captain sleeping or dead?
Mr. Cheese: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
The Gentleman: Yeah, so did I.
Captain: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Mother: Mr. Cheese isn't answering their phone
The Gentleman: I'll call
Mother: Captain and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Mr. Cheese: Hello?