Ugggghhhhhhh.

One of my buddy's told me a couple of days ago he's planning on running away with some girl to Alaska. He doesn't even know the girl for crying out loud! He met her 3 days ago!

Also, get this. He plans on walking. WALKING. He's going to WALK to the border.

Not to mention, he's probably going to get cat fished.

I'm low-key worried he might have actually tried it, because no one has been able to get into contact with him sense this morning.

I swear to all that is unholy if that moron gets arrested at the bored I'm gonna lose my shit. If he makes it. In the case he does try it, he might die of hypothermia. It's November in Canada, so it's all too likely.

He better have just been sick and lost his phone or something.

Enjoy your evening gremlins, 151 words