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Lyrics

Two to the one to the one to the three!
I'm afraid it's not all it's cracked up to be! (Return of No-Visor)

And what do I do with the bodies? (AUL 3)
Come on! Let's go kill Mr. Cheese! (AUL 8)

So, yeah...here I am. (AUL 8)
Isn't that a 6 month program? (AUL 4)

He says he got killed by a Grinch Impostor! (AUL 11)
One hundred perfectly crafted hamburgers! (Fat Imposter)

Top-notch comeback, sir! (AUL 3)
Way to go, Player... (AUL 8)

I'm super jealous, actually! (AUL 11)
He's literally shaking pepper on me! (Fat Imposter)

But, if you really think about it, at it's core... (AUL 8)
I found Ria in the Southwest Corridor! (Return Of No-Visor)

Bullseye! Someone's coming! (AUL 8)
Yeah, I know that feeling... (AUL 8)

Oh, brilliant observation! (AUL 3)
Egg-squisite question! (AUL 5)

Mr. Cheese and The Gentleman...they're trying to blame! (AUL 8)
I hear you! Love is a tricky game! (AUL 8)

Cue le epic dance